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♪ Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
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♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪
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♪ Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
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♪ So let's all rejoice for Jesus Merry fuckin' Christmas to you ♪
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No, I can't, because I can't use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore
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'cause we got fuckin' busted!
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Whoever uses it for messages is a fuckin' monster!
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You've been doing your stupid memes and just fuckin' around.
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Fuckin' diabolical.
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like I'm... what, like I'm fuckin' James Bond?
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BUTCHER (over earpiece): Fuckin' hell, Hughie.
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Get your fuckin' hands off me.
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They're American, you fuckin' surrender monkey.
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-Starlight is back. -...fuckin' sexy-ass new suit.
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We were only on the same pageant circuit together for three fuckin' years.
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I practiced that routine so fuckin' hard.
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I am. You're not much use to us if your powers are on the fuckin' fritz.
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Ain't nobody gonna murk the president, not on our fuckin' watch.
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-[audience laughs] -And I'm pretty fuckin' excited about it.
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"It's on your fuckin' doorstep." How about that?
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And he goes, "Well, get this fuckin' bed.
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-I can't fuckin' wait. Now... -[audience laughs]
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I don't fuckin' think so.
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When you look in the mirror, do you say, 'I fuckin' hate you'?
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If you've never been in In-N-Out, get your fuckin' life together and go.
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And they go, "I bet you will, you fat, fuckin' pile of garbage."
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Call up your Italian friend tomorrow and be like, "Hey, you fuckin' guinea."
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That's fuckin' crazy."
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He was like, "That one? All right." He fuckin' sprinted across the park.
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I will fuckin' take pictures as you're beaten,
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And he goes, "Tape it to your fuckin' forehead. Who gives a shit?"
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And he goes, "We just need to go get it." I was like, "You don't fuckin' have it?
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And I said, 'If you ever come here again, I'll fuckin' kill you.'"
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Two years after that, there was a woodpecker fuckin' up our house.
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-It was fuckin' awesome. -[audience laughs]
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And I go, "Oh. Fuckin' no."
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I go, "I don't fuckin' work here."
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because those people are out of their fuckin' minds.
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You fuckin' swamp people, we don't need you.
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Fuckin' inbreds. So...
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Fuckin' tell 'em. They'll see this shit.
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And he goes, "Well, what are you?" Which is fuckin' rude.
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I said, "What's going on is you failed fuckin' social studies.
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I either get completely incredulous people who are like, "Holy fuckin' shit.
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"Are you a fuckin' administrator here or something?"
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The kind of building that's like, "I don't know. You fuckin' guess what's in here."
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He went, "I don't know." I'd be like, "I don't fuckin' know either, so…"