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Let's not suck the ghost of his dick too hard.
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and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something.
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Let's go. You don't have to be a dick.
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I'm not kneeling. Suck my dick.
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Apparently, you have a need to swing your dick around?
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You have the right to kiss my dick!
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- I'm Danny, by the way. - You had your chance, dick.
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While your planet continues to dick around with a, uh...
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AKA a hipster dick
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Yeah, how about you suck your dick,
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which is also somehow my dick?
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but we're using your gross, dirty dick.
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Okay, but there's no way you don't chop your dick off.
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Oh, my God, what's wrong with your dick?
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He's an ice-cold dick killer!
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Just pardon me, dick. Why the hell would I?
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You old fart dick.
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I will suck your dick.
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-Bastard! -Screw Rick! Kick his dick!
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Oh. Super dick move.
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And it’ll be nice to have my own dick back.
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and twice as repressed because some dick split us in two?
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- about my weird little dick! - Jerry, wait.
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gave each other unfairly expert orgasms while mocking my weird little dick!
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Jerry tell your boyfriend to suck my dick and good luck breaking super alien dishes.
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Fine. Cool with me that your final chapter is dying on Mars with an old dick head.
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- You dick. - Liar!
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Look man, I’m sorry I’ve been such a dick in the past
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I just didn’t want to cut my dick off for it.
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What if I cut off my dick?
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those knights need a king and that king needs no dick!
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- cut your dick off though? - Yes please!
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Of course, buddy. I’ll give you a fake dick.
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Morty. We’re gonna make your dick so fake, buddy.
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The third detector is going to scan for a prosthetic dick.
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and of course, by prosthetic we mean witchcraft dick.
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Such shame he felt for what he’d done to our society, sacrificing his dick
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Yeah, go tell everybody. Your reward’s gonna be cutting off your own dick.
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Punch your dick Turn some tricks
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Suck my dick and lose my number. You too.
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Someone order cranky dick?
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- Pass. - You’re such a dick!
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I always thought your dick smelled weird!
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Motherfucker! I’m gonna shoot you in the dick.
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My balls are huge and everyone can suck my dick!
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giving her 1 big dick while she screams "o"!
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My fucking dick!
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Yeah. It has a butt where its dick should be.