#dads — Tags

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wondering when his nutter dad's gonna drop out of the sky.

dads drop wondering

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Dads.

dads

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Yeah. I mean, dads do.

dads

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Used to sneak my dad's Manhattans

dads sneak used

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Your mom has power of attorney, and she has to execute your dad's wishes.

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My dad's not a vegetable.

dads vegetable

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My dad's about to die.

dads

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My dad's about to die.

dads

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Like, what's next? "My dad's super strong?

dads strong super

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It's better than my dad's actual small talk,

actual dads

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Speaking of dads, I'm gonna be a dad. Isn't that crazy?

crazy dads speaking

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"My dad's an asshole, and so am I. It's kind of a thing."

asshole dads