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Odd, considering who wrote the code for it.
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Not the code. The server is overloaded.
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Yeah, I just pushed my code.
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but I broke up our entire code base into parallel services.
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Did you push your code?
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Well, Your Highness, could you please push your code?
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Well, I couldn't push that code,
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because I didn't write that code.
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Why didn't you write your code?
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So, I started to optimize our code to handle higher tr...
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I, uh, I started to optimize our code
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Then it occurred to me, why rewrite our old code
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I've been trying to rewrite the core video chat code,
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inside of a house with you scrawny code jockeys,
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Whoops! Did you forget to scan that bar code?
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Why would you need help from a scrawny code jockey such as myself?
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So, what if we somehow hack our code onto the app?
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I'm sorry. You're... you're talking about sneaking our code
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Even if we get our code into that app and onto all those phones,
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Yes, our code is in the app, the Pineapples are online,
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Do you know this is the actual laptop I used to code the app.
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It's an interview I just found from Code/Rag
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all had our code on them.
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They wrote sloppy code that's pinging
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works in our favor. All of our code is hidden.
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with a new one that doesn't have our code on it.
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Those code-monkeys I just hired were right about one thing:
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Those code-monkeys I just hired were right about one thing:
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have gone through their first code review.
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I will get them to re-factor their code.
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Sorry, well, our entire code base uses nanoseconds.
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So I'm gonna code.
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is because he got so exhausted during a code sprint,
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is because he got so exhausted during a code sprint,
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Do you code? I used to, man.
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Do you code? I used to, man.
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You said you pulled all our code and bleached it.
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You said you pulled all our code and bleached it.
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I didn't leave a bit of my code on that fridge.
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I didn't leave a bit of my code on that fridge.
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Where did he get our code?
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Where did he get our code?
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Where did he get our code?
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I just had my whole company on a three-day code sprint
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Hey, guys. How's the code sprint going?
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Code sprint over.
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get back to work and review all the code for errors.
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Okay? Your code will be subject to private review.