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I'm not Wendell, okay? I'm not a sexual child molester.
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that assimilates convicted child molesters into your neighborhood.
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Got rid of that child molester. The sexual predator guy?
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When we need a child, we'll call you.
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Yeah. We also both have to name our firstborn child Murphy
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Well, the audience is gonna think I'm a child molester.
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#And have never had sex with a child
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What happens if you accidentally hit a child with an umbrella?
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In the eyes of the law, that is child abuse. What happens then?
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In the eyes of the law, you have to give your properties to the parents of that child.
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Uh, we're giving Deandra $100,000 to carry a child for us.
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Yeah, well, we better before I lose it and I drown a child.
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the father of this child.
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Yeah, yeah, you guys got to change your thinking about child pageants.
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Child pageants, that's American tradition right there.
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Child pageantry?
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Child pageantry is an essential part of the American fabric.
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- Let's do a child pageant. - USA.
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Child, I ain't nothing but a backup singer.
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You can't even see the child... We'll be right back.
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You were an outcast as a child, so you created an imaginary friend.
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Name something you thought existed when you were a child.
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Name something you thought existed when you were a child.
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My one true child. Come closer.
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Your daughter is a special kid. A gifted child who should be treasured.
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My child arrived
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while I'm carrying your child?
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Well, I don't, and it's no place to raise a child, so end of conversation.
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I'm carrying your child.
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Do you want to take care of this child for the rest of your life?
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I was having with a Juggalo child, you know.
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wouldn't you say? I mean, he's hardly a child,
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-Oh... -A woman abandoning her child?
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-What? -Death is gonna come in the form of a fat child,
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I've been paying child support for five years,
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as the child-abandoning monster that he is.
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who abandoned him when he was a child, by the way.
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Yes, there's a child. A child...
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A child born unto me. Little Mac.
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- The fact that she wasn't satisfying me? - The fact that she's a child.
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No, she's not a child.
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This whole thing stems from you feeling like I treat you like a child.
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I am not a child.
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The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
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that this particular child is afraid of snakes.
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"To frighten a child is the point of a Scare."
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No child breach. No child breach.
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a child!