#cartman — Tags

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Eric Cartman!

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- Well, Cartman, I just wanna say thanks.

cartman thanks

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- I'm sorry, Mrs. Cartman, but we can't pinpoint

cartman pinpoint

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[Cartman coughing]

cartman coughing

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- Your son is the key to saving our country, Ms. Cartman.

cartman country saving

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- All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight.

cartman straight

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- Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.

cartman holy

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A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy--

cartman missing string

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I saw the ones Eric Cartman made

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- Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos

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CARTMAN: Ah!

cartman

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You guys are just something that Cartman made up

cartman