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Let's make me a billion more. How's that sound?
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No, a billion dollars.
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But what do I know? I just built a billion-dollar company.
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But... Wait. Didn't you start out with $1.2 billion?
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If you round down, I have zero billion.
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But now that I'm spelling billion with an
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Billion.
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To celebrate you guys helping me get back to a billion.
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90% of what could potentially be a billion dollars...
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- it means a billion. - Yeah, I got it.
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They IPO'ed in 1998 for more than a billion dollars.
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until it was acquired by Microsoft for $2 billion.
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A company that's valued over $10 billion before its initial public offering.
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and they were able to create the best product, and now they're worth over $400 billion.
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Turns out, the answer is, it's a $3-billion company.
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You could have a billion-dollar company.
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Erlich, you could own 5% of $1 billion.
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you've burned through three-quarters of $1 billion,
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I mean, Pied Piper is a billion-dollar company.
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You think when I dropped below $1 billion I walked around telling everybody? Fuck no.
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what did we just spend three-quarters of a billion dollars on?
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$21 billion?
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for $21 billion?
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He invents one little thing, and then he's gonna make a billion dollars,
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Four days ago, I spent $2 billion
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That's what a billion-dollar evaluation will get you.
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That's what a billion-dollar evaluation will get you.
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that has brought multiple companies to a billion dollars.
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that has brought multiple companies to a billion dollars.
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because he has 92 billion conventional dollars to protect?
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A man offered us a billion dollars.
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One billion dollars.
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It's a billion, Richard.
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He just offered us a billion dollars for 10%.
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One billion dollars, in one lump sum.
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It's a billion fucking dollars, Richard!
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It's a billion dollars, Richard.
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Then why would I give you one billion dollars, Richard?
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- A billion dollars? - Yes.
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A man offered us a billion dollars,
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One billion dollars.
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Two and a half percent of a billion dollars is $25 million!
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Yes, but, actually, the billion dollars
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leaving a billion dollars in the bank would get you
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look, I-I know it's not a billion dollars,
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will now be worth one billion RussBucks.
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15 billion RussBucks or something?
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Fourteen billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million,