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So I just started reading the Bible, you know?
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I mean, I didn't actually read the Bible,
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to some tech billionaire preaching shit about the Bible?
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and you're using the Bible to do it.
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Yeah, at the Capes for Christ Bible Camp, yes, totally.
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Yeah. Yeah, anything for a Bible Camp alum.
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And "an eye for an eye" might be in the Jew section of the Bible,
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but it is still in the Bible.
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working as a counselor at the Capes for Christ Bible Camp in Davie, Florida,
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You know, they kicked me out of the Tuesday Bible group.
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The Homelander Bible.
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If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray that I taught the Bible to over fish,
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after our meeting, I checked in on the timeline of that Homelander Bible,
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-Starts reading from the Bible. -[audience laughs]