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Rick and Morty

Season 9, Episode 6 — Erickerhead

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Erickerhead
Air date: June 28, 2026
Director: Eugene Huang
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
Rick's stomach is mad, broh. But it's all-you-can-eat-and-drink here, broh!
Source: TMDB
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- What? - Nothing.
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Just waiting for you to finish.
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The fuck you talking about?
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It's all-you-can-eat here! Dig in!
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You said we were going somewhere awesome!
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We did.
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Here. And we're still here.
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Can't you guys see this for what it is?
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Bottomless pitchers of alien beer in a garden,
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a beer garden!
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No genocide within hearing distance.
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I mean, this is, to quote a movie I will never watch,
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"As good as it gets."
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- It is? - That's... sad.
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Oh my God. Whatever you have to say is not this time-sensitive.
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I can't believe you're making me pause to talk this much.
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You guys, this is where sentience peaks.
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This is not being chased and not chasing.
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This is what spiritual types call...
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I don't know, Vishnu's titty.
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Latch on and gobble up.
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- Was that ad targeting Morty? - It didn't land over here.
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We're happy you're happy, I guess.
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So much...
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So much yeast.
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Yeah. Everything you ate is designed to expand.
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Good point, Sum-Sum.
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Let's get Grandpa a new tum-tum.
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Not quite what I was pitching.
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Did we... We drove here, right?
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Yeah. Rick gave you his keys.
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New stomach, stomach that is new
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No, Grandpa, we're not portaling. Keys!
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- I'm looking! I'm looking! - Grandpa, slow down.
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Why do we even bother driving anywhere?
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- Hurry up, Morty. - No, Rick, get back over here!
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- Or what? - What?
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Or what? What are you gonna do if I don't do what you say?
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Travel Hitler!
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I'm the smartest living thing
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in the carbon-based unisphere.
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What's gonna happen to me if I refuse to--
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So this place sells any body part?
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I'd love to have thinner ankles.
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Oh, G--
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!
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Of all the stupid...
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Dicks.
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Tampering detected.
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Dramatic. I barely touched you.
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- Initiating self-destruct. - What?!
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- This body has... - Seven.
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...nuclear devices.
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- Please retreat to range of... - Fourteen miles.
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Bitch, they can't make me run one mile.
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Fuck!
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This is not my fault!
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How do I disable self-destruct?
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She needs help with self-destruct.
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Hey! No tampering!
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Tell me what to do!
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Flip me over, back panel, password: Mortysuxx with two Xs.
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- Tear ducts on. - No. Ow!
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Time zone: Mountain Time.
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- No! - Self-destruct...
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- Oh my God. - ...paused.
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Phew.
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Don't relax yet.
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You're in the wrong place to be toting that thing around.
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Duh. It looks like I murdered a guy.
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Oh, that's fine. They see a lot of murder, actually.
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The cops have really given up down there.
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- What?! - Hey, you turned off self-destruct,
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- not me. - Give Morty the phone!
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- Morty! - Hey!
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- Morty, no! - How is Rick's head even alive?
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He's got little inflatable neck bags.
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What do we do here, sis?
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I checked. I don't have the keys.
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No, that's my bad. They were in his lab coat.
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- Goddamn it! - Portal gun's fried too.
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We might actually be fucked here.
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She's on the same planet. We're fine.
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Grandpa, be helpful.
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I am. Get to my guy Seb's and sit tight.
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I'll have Morty drop a pin. Morty, hang up so you can drop a pin.
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Hoo! I am back!
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Wow! Beheading really sobers you up.
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Maybe lost a little too much air on that "hoo" just now.
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Pick me up. We gotta fix this ticking clock.
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This is gonna gargle total balls.
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Let's see what other settings you have.
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Whoa! Check out that body.
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Girl ain't bad either.
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Don't be gross. Come on. Let's kill her and steal it.
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Need help with this unit, miss?
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Back off!
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- Hey! - Oh, was this yours?
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Get away from my grandpa!
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Give us that body!
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- Sunblock? - This body's a gold mine!
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Whoa! What a great demo of its capabilities!
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Oh, goddamn it.
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Transport setting, transport setting, transport setting.
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Yes!
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Why are we at a hospital?
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Wait. We better not be here to raid the medicine cabinet.
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With me and what liver, Morty?
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Hey! No, no!
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I decide when I have spittle!
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Ah, this is the one they mentioned.
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Is healthcare always this slow?
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I could fix healthcare. I'm thinking of fixes right now.
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Little boy, do you understand those papers you signed?
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You really consent to this?
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Why? What's wrong?
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You signed up for a head-ectomy.
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Is that bad?
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You were gonna become my head!
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Not anymore!
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The police have been notified, son.
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Well, hang on! I don't want the surgery,
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- but I also don't want-- - Stay right here.
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Thanks for nothing, Morty! Now we're in trouble.
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Are you insane? We just need to get to Summer!
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Look at that nosy, interloping shit.
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I bet he called weird hospital security.
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Oh fuck, he called weird hospital security!
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Morty, out the window! Morty, out the window now!
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- The window, Morty! The window! - Stop them!
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- Taxi! - Hey!
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- Morty! Ow! - Drive!
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You're the worst grandpa ever!
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I'm not your grandpa, Morty. I'm your grandpa's head.
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What's the difference?
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I didn't know there was one.
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But it's only been an hour and let me tell you,
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it is crazy having no dick.
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- Gross! - The opposite of gross.
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Total clarity.
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My bags are sagging. We did not fix that clock at all.
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You got to upgrade me soon, Morty. Otherwise, I'll just die.
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Then you and Summer will be extra fucked.
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Breaking news. A severed head has kidnapped a small child.
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Authorities are on high alert.
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And to be clear, there is a reward.
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A fat reward.
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We didn't have money anyway. Where to?
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I don't know! I can't see shit from down here!
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Oh, God! No brakes, no brakes, no brakes!
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Are you Seb? My Grandpa Rick sent me.
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He said we could lay low here.
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He got his head chopped off.
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His head's still alive, I guess.
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I don't know why I'm telling you all this.
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It's cool. We're best friends.
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Oh. You're not the stomach guy?
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Rick comes to me for lots of stuff.
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But yes, it's usually stomach-forward.
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Sorry, I didn't mean it however you're taking it.
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Does Rick hang with other mechanics?
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I don't know. This neighborhood is terrifying.
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Do you have anything to make this thing less useless?
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Not sure the "stomach guy"--
stomach
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Bro, your skin's metal. It can't be that thin.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Body, no!
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Easy, fella.
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- Easy. - It's okay.
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It's okay.
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You can't see or hear me right now, can you?
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Do you have anything that can, you know...
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Oh!
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Sonar, infrared, everything you simians need.
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How you feel, pal?
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Alright. I'm chilling at Seb's. What's your status?
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- Occupied! - I need an air filter and weapons
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or Morty will have killed me.
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Okay, does this work, like an electronics store?
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- Yes! Fine! Go! - Hurry, please.
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This neighborhood smells like gasoline, which I liked at first,
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but now feel sick from.
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Rick, we still don't have money!
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Time to be a problem solver, Morty. Got to use your head!
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- This is a stickup! - There you go, Morty!
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- I'm proud of you. - Give us a bunch of...
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a bunch of loose technology!
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- Who are you? - Shit. It's that boy and the head!
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- From the news! - What?
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You got to live more in the world, Randall!
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Threaten them!
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I have lasers in my eyes!
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Give me computer chips!
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Oh, sorry, just checking.
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Seb, we still laying low?
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- Shit. - Seb says he's got a hot new bod.
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And I don't mean from working out.
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Did you literally just sell us out in the time
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between leaving this room and coming back?
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You know how much this thing is worth?
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This is Rick Sanchez's body!
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- Boo. - Also, yeah, my feelings are hurt.
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You think you know a guy.
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He does hang out with other mechanics!
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There's a hot, smart one named Rachel he likes.
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Get them!
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If Morty's had an easy day today, I swear to fucking God.
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Whoa, Body!
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I guess you do keep the score!
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Smooth. That will work.
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Reavers!
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Did we just get on a train that took us back to where we started?
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I guess it'd make sense if you have no sense of direction.
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Get them!
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Body!
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You can't run.
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My men will never give up.
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If one falls, more will rise in their place!
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Get them!
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I mean, they kind of kicked our ass when we had a bunch more guys.
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You know what? You're a bad leader.
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- You can have him. - We are quiet-quitting!
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Guys! That's just normal quitting!
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Welp, I've come this far.
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Wait!
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Huh?
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Wow.
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I don't know what to say.
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Whoa. Very different from Rick's usual MO.
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Does hugging people really disarm them like that?
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Whoa!
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Move, move, move, move!
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- Hello? - Seb sold us out.
sold
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We need a new rendezvous point.
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Yeah, that's why I only use him for stomachs.
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Why do you sound strange?
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Rick ate the phone. It's inside him now.
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Just meet us at the spaceport, if we survive this.
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Morty and I are very vulnerable to bullets right now.
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Hold on. The cops are on line two.
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Hello. We've run the numbers.
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Your hostages are expendable.
hostages
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- Oh God! - Eat me, pig!
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I'm upgraded enough, Morty. Aim me!
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No! No killing people! I'm drawing a line!
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- Fine. - You mean it?
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You won't cackle with battle rage and explode the city?
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I'm all brain right now, Morty.
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You can't get battle lust as a brain.
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Oh! Okay.
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God!
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Oh no!
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- My knees! - This is great.
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Our adventures can get so much less violent.
adventureslessviolent
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The show can be cerebral, Morty.
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I don't hate that.
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Grab more parts.
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Everyone's alive.
aliveeveryones
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I'm a head of my word, Morty.
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Check this out.
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Hello?
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A mistake?! Wow!
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Talk about a departmental scandal.
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False alarm, guys.
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I guess it's a different kid and head.
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- Oh, man! - How embarrassing.
embarrassing
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Just killed our GTA rating. How about that, Morty?
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No outstanding warrants. You like that?
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I do like that.
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Yeah, just bought us tickets to the spaceport too.
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First class. Money's made up, Morty. It's not real!
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I can pay for whatever our family needs!
familyneeds
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Everyone said Tenet was bad.
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It's amazing!
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Wipe my tears, Morty.
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I haven't watched a full movie in decades.
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Not having to pee is incredible.
havingincredible
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Anything to drink before we land?
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None for me, thanks.
thanks
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Wow!
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Well, if there needs to be a creepy alcoholic?
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Down, Morty.
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Looks like their flight's on time.
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What's this?
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"Hello, Summer. This is Rick's body."
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Well, obviously.
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Sorry, sorry.
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"I overthink.
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My head gets in the way of telling you I love you,
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but I'm all heart right now, so you're amazing.
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Take a gap year in Europe.
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Believe in yourself. Your parents are stupid."
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Dumb body.
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There they are.
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Well, bye, Rick's head.
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It was fun getting to carry you around like this.
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It was nice putting our heads together, Morty.
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A-plus team up.
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You piece of shit!
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I'm never going back!
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You can't make me!
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I guess...
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I guess each one is so happy on their own, they--
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Want to kill the other so they never go back. Yeah.
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You guys had a great day too, huh?
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- The best. - Shit.
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What the hell, Summer?!
summer
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You spent a couple hours with Rick's body
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and now it wants to kill his brain?
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Rick's head treats his body like shit.
bodyheadtreats
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I can't believe you gave it weapons.
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Obviously, Rick's brain wouldn't want to die.
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Me?! You let his body get a little robot head thing!
bodyheadrobot
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You got played as bad as I did!
played
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- Morty. - Shh!
morty
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Morty, stop calling. Everything's fine.
callingeverythingsmorty
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Just where are you? Are you still trying to kill each other?
kill
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It's all good, Morty. Seriously, I'll meet you back at home.
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Just gonna get a new body real quick.
bodyquickrealreal-quick
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- Oh? - Yeah, me and my old body,
body
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you know, we don't need to beef.
beef
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We just go our separate ways, baby. New lives!
babylivesseparateways
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- Grandpa Rick, you're not yourself. - Is that Summer?!
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She's a fucking body loyalist.
bodyfucking
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Take me off speaker. You know what?
speaker
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- Rick, wait! - We're pretty boned.
bonedrick
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You wanna tell Mom we lost Grandpa?
grandpalost
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Maybe they'll eventually realize they both need each other?
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I hear Rick mocking me as I say it.
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He'll be so pissed if this is how he dies.
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Rachel?
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Hello? Shop's closed.
closedshops
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Rick?
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Rachel! I've just got this cool task I thought we might jam on.
coolmightracheltask
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I need a special body.
bodyspecial
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No lust, no alcoholism. Just 100%...
lust
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Oh.
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Wait. What?! So there was something here?!
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I thought if I made a move, I'd destroy the friendship.
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Yeah, well, keep thinking, buddy.
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We could have had ten years of canonical will-they/won't-they!
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Yeah. To be clear, it does ruin everything.
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I had an orgasm. It was incredible.
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- It was?! - And now it's over.
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Honestly, I kind of need both of you to leave.
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You disgusting, giant-schlonged friendship ruiner!
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Hey! Don't bust up my place!
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Oh, come on!
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Hi, Morty. I'm calling because-- Yeah, they were here.
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Yeah, both of them. Gone now.
gone
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Semi-related to that, I need you to delete my number.
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You horny idiot!
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You always fuck everything up!
fuck
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Drinking, sullying relationships,
drinkingrelationships
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eating late-night desserts!
eatinglatenight
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But now I'm gonna be free of you forever.
foreverfree
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Okay. I assume you're pantomiming
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that you're gonna be free of me forever.
foreverfree
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What a retort. How clever.
clever
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You little bitch!
bitch
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Huh. That would have really laid you out if you had ears.
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Shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Yes! Mind over matter!
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Fuck you!
fuck
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- Head, stop! - Body, no!
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Maybe we need to get closer?
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I'm so proud of that dumb body.
bodydumbproud
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Just this morning, I used it as a scooter.
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You're mine now, bitch!
bitch
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Not mine literally.
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I'm gonna kill you. I don't want you back.
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Oh, shit.
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Damn it! Wait!
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Oh! Oh, shit.
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Listen, I'm sorry, okay?!
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I'll be good, I promise!
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No more benders, no more all-you-can-eat.
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No more weird, little stick-n-poke tattoos I give myself when I'm drunk.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
whoa
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- Rick! - Body, no!
bodyrick
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He's our grandpa! You are too!
grandpa
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You guys are both victims because you're both selfish.
selfishvictims
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Think of each other.
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Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on! One more thing, one more thing!
hang
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How about this?
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What do you think they're saying?
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I don't know. Why is it whispering?
whispering
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Must be a compelling argument.
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Oh God.
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Should we check in?
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I'm just glad they're hashing it out.
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- Rick? - You're back!
rick
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Oh. Hey, kids.
kids
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Yeah, I...
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We...
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agreed to become one Rick again.
agreedbecomerick
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- How about that? - Abrupt.
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Anyways, can't thank you both enough for today.
anywaystoday
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Really appreciate you two helping out. Let's get to the car.
appreciatehelping
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Did you just suck your own dick in there?
dicksuck
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- Whoa! - No, I didn't!
whoa
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Why would you guess that?
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- Why would you do that?! - I didn't!
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Oh my God! You totally did!
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Damn, body. Get it.
body
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That is not what I was doing, and I was--
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I will not explain what it actually was.
explain
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- Uh-huh. - Sure thing, ho.
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Can we leave the collapsing refinery destroyed?
collapsingdestroyed
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Hi, Mom? Yeah. We found him.
found
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Oh! What a Tuesday, huh?
tuesday
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I just hope you learn to treat yourself better.
hopelearntreat
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- Me too. - "Me too"?
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You control whether you learn something or not.
controllearnwhether
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No, no. I do. And I did.
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And I know this sounds like classic morning-after, dumping-coke talk,
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but I think I've turned a new leaf here.
leafturned
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My mind and body are out of sync.
bodymindsync
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Each blames the other for my bullshit.
bullshit
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So I'll do something healthy for all of us.
healthy
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- No, you won't. - No, you won't.
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Rise and shine, motherfucker!
motherfuckerriseshine
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It's time to train!
train
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Summer too! Summer's training too!
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Rick, get out of my room!
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- That experience changed me, man. - Oh, Jesus Christ.
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I didn't see what I was doing to myself.
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Did you think he'd commit this much?
commit
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No! Why are we even doing this?!
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Come on, you son of a bitch! Swim!
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- Go, go, go, go! - Come on, come on!
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- Yeah! Yeah! - Yes! Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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How about that, huh? Medaling at the Olympics.
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- I'm so tired. - No more. Please.
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See? You just needed to learn how unsatisfying it is
learnneeded
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to work really hard for something.
hard
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Is that the takeaway?
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I feel bad. I can't remember this guy's name.
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What do you guys want to do now?
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I knew you'd come around.
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It's nice to be off that diet.
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Time to ride Vishnu's titty!
ridetitty
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I guess you're only supposed to bite your medal if it's gold.
bitegoldmedalsupposed
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The bronze hurt my teeth.
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- You got all that? - You got it, chief.
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See you, pal.
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Oh, one more thing. The downstairs fridge,
downstairsfridge
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tell Summer to do something about that stank.
summer
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- Rick. - It's mold or something.
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I'm not looking into it.
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Jesus! Asshole!
assholejesus
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- Eh?! - You fucking scared me!
fuckingscared
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You hear that music, Morty?
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Warner wouldn't let us use the real music.
musicrealwarner
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That's all, folks!
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Did you get any of that?