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Smiling Friends

Season 1, Episode 3 — Shrimp's Odyssey

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Smiling Friends
Episode title: Shrimp's Odyssey
Air date: January 10, 2022
Directors: Zach Hadel, Michael Cusack
Top billed cast: Michael Cusack, Zach Hadel, Marc Moceri
When a truly pathetic shrimp calls the Smiling Friends hotline after being dumped by his true love, Shrimpina, Pim and Charlie have very different ideas about how to handle the situation.
Source: TMDB
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It's Smormu!
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If you want Smormu to be the fifth Smiling Friend,
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text "Smormu" to 555-0100.
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And if you don't, text,
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"No, I really, really, really don't want Smormu"
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to 555-0100.
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Ah! What a beautiful morning.
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Ready for another exciting day, Glep?
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Ugh. "F" yes!
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Good morning, Charlie.
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Would you like a peanut? No, I'm all good, man.
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Uh, my grandma actually passed on from eating a peanut,
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so I don't really mess with that kind of stuff.
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Oh, my. That's awful. I'm sorry.
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No, it's all good. You didn't know.
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Pim, what are you eating?
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Oh, just a bowl of peanuts.
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Those aren't peanuts.
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That's my bowl of worms from my compost.
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Oh. Oh, I could've sworn they were peanuts.
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Give me that.
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Pim, you really need to get glasses, man. You just ate worms.
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No, no, I will. I will get them eventually.
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I've just been too busy to go to the optometrist.
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You've been saying that for like seven months, man.
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Hello? Uh-huh. Yep.
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Okay. Okay, sure.
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Boys, I just got a call from a young man
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who sounded absolutely distressed.
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Can you head over and help him before he goes
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cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo?
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Sure. Yeah, we'll gladly help.
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You're energetic today, Mr. Boss.
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Yep. Probably 'cause I ate up some of them worms earlier.
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It is open.
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Um, Smiling Friends. Are you the guy that called?
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Yes, I called.
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It is I-- Shrimp. That is my name.
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Hey, Shrimp. What's going on, man?
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Sigh. My girlfriend just broke up with me.
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I am heartbroken.
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Oh. Well, sorry to hear that, Shrimp.
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Shrimpina meant everything to me.
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I only realize now she is gone I never fully appreciated her.
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Aw! Look, man, don't get too beat up about it.
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It happens all the time.
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We'll help you find a new girl.
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Well, I do not want a new girl.
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I just want Shrimpina back.
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Yeah, Charlie, he can win her back.
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I just think he needs to tell her how he feels.
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Pim, sometimes it just doesn't work out, okay?
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She obviously dumped him for a reason.
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Hooray! I just reached level 987413 in Mouse Quest.
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What if we set them up on a blind date
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to get them back together?
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If you think that's gonna work, go for it, all right?
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But I'm gonna stay back here and help Shrimp's life
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get back on track. I'm sure it's gonna work.
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Shrimp, where can I find Shrimpina?
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She works at 153 Meep Boulevard.
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Are you really gonna do this?
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That's the difference between you and me, Charlie.
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I believe in destiny!
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Shrimp, you don't need to get back with your ex, all right?
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You need to get your life in order.
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Only then...
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Excuse me. Heavens.
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...uh, will women be attracted to you.
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Let's start by getting some sunlight in here.
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Aah! Okay. Oh, sorry.
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Okay, we'll start small.
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All right. 153 Meep Boulevard.
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This is the place.
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Number 15. Could I get the number 15?
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Sure thing, hon.
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Oh, my God. That's Shrimpina?
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Um, h-hi. Hi there. How's it going?
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What can I get for ya?
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Uh, actually, I-I just wanted to give you these.
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They're not from me. They're-- They're from your secret admirer.
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Secret admirer? Oh, my. This is all so sudden.
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I was just in the process of moving on.
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This particular person just wanted you to know
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that he really cares about you.
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I like your hair.
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Oh, this old thing?
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Uh, yeah, it's actually just an exposed nerve ending.
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But thanks. Uh, anyways...
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I like it.
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Reminds me of a little piece of spaghetti or something.
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Oh, you like spaghetti?
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I love spaghetti.
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Especially the spaghetti they make at Spaghetti Disco.
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It's ever so delectable.
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Oh, well, uh, funny you say.
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Your secret admirer wants to
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take you to dinner there tonight.
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Really? Gosh, that all sounds so... romantic.
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Oh, great. S-So you'll be there at Spaghetti Disco at 7:00?
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Sure. I'll go.
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After all, I do believe in destiny.
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Oh! Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
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I think I just had a bad batch of worms earlier.
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Um, well, all right. Uh, goodbye.
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All right, now that we've got you out of the house,
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the next thing is dressing like an actual adult.
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All right, first off, just number one,
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ditch the mouse shirt, dude. Just get rid of it.
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I do hope that Shrimpina likes my cool new attire.
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Look, I told you, man, you need to get over her, okay?
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There's plenty more fish in the sea.
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How do I look, Yellow Man?
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Y-You look like you're about to tell your friend
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not to come to school tomorrow, man.
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Uh, but that's nothing a tan can't fix.
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Wow, look at that.
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Um, you've got that iconic shrimp glow
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that everyone's talking about.
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Mmm! Cooked shrimp. Mmm!
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Dude, you just let that guy take a bite out of you.
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Why didn't you fight back?
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I am too scared of confrontation. Ah!
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You know what?
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I think I finally know what your main problem is.
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The single best thing you could do to get your life in order
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and be attractive to chicks is to get in shape
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and become an alpha male like me.
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Okay, Shrimp, uh, the easiest thing to start with
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is probably this 100-pound squat.
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Yeah, no, w-what you need to do is get your posture right.
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Y-You need to straighten your back
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and be aware of your foot placement,
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'cause your feet are all wrong.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks, man. Center of gravity should be on your heels.
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Yeah, like, for sure. Yeah. I mean,
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'cause what you're doing, the way you're doing that,
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you're gonna pull something if you keep doing it that way.
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Okay, thank you. We got it. We got it.
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Um, I also-- We got it, man.
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Don't listen to him. He's just showing off.
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All right, now do it the way I told you to do it.
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Okay.
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Aah!
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Okay.
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Spaghetti Disco, 7:00, wine and music-- perfect.
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After this date, I'm sure Shrimpina will realize
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who she's meant to be with...
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meant to be with.
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Ah!
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♪ We smiled ♪
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♪ And that's how it all started ♪
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♪ And you came right in time ♪
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♪ When I needed someone ♪
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♪ And we said hello ♪
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♪ Certainly, my heart was beating fast ♪
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♪ So it's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ I've been waiting for ♪
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♪ I've been waiting for ♪
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♪ So long ♪
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♪ So long ♪
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♪ So it's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ Where were you all along? ♪
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♪ Where were you all along? ♪
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♪ Very special moments ♪
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♪ Special moments ♪
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♪ These will always be with me ♪
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♪ We are here, you and I ♪
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♪ We belong ♪
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Hey, Pim, how's the date thing going?
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Well, actually...
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she said she wasn't interested.
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There's not gonna be a date.
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Oh, well, at least you tried.
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Anyways, you want to come help me with Shrimp?
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No, it's all right. You can finish the job without me.
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What did the pink man say?
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When do I get to see my Shrimpina again?
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Look, I hate to be the one that breaks this to you, Shrimp,
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but, um, I don't think she wants to see you again, man.
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Oh. I am going to be alone forever.
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Why don't we go out for a drink, man? It's on me.
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Aah!
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Oh, God. I don't know if this is right.
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I've got to get out of here.
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Oh, it's you.
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Is my secret admirer here yet?
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Yeah.
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Uh, look, before I get into any of that,
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I just wanted to tell you, when I first came to your work,
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it was for a different reason.
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But when I saw you, I felt something
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I've never experienced before.
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And I know this sounds crazy,
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but...
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Oh, my God. Charlie and Shrimp are here?
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Goddamn, Shrimp. You're just, like--
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you're just, like fucked, man.
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Ahh!
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And I ain't even trying to be offensive or nothing like that,
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but I don't know how you had a girlfriend in the first place.
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That is why I do not even bother.
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Yeah, I know. I'm just saying, you're just, like--
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you're just, like, really, really fucked.
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I-I genuinely feel bad. It's not even your fault, man.
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You're just a shrimp. You was born like that.
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You was born like that. You was born a shrimp.
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You can't even-- It's your nature.
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So, what did you want to tell me?
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Uh, never mind. Uh, come with me.
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Your secret admirer is actually over here.
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Pim, what are you doing here?
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Here he is. Shrimp was your secret admirer the whole time.
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This date was actually his idea. He really cares about you,
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and he'd love to give the relationship another chance.
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What?
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Shrimp.
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Who is that?
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Your ex-boyfriend-- Shrimp.
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Wait, y-you're Shrimpina, right?
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My name is Jennifer.
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I have never met this woman in my entire life.
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Pim, who is this? Where did you meet this woman?
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I went where Shrimp told me to go,
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the cafe on 153 Meep Boulevard.
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Pim, there's no cafe at 153.
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There's a cafe at 158.
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You went to the wrong place.
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W-Well, wait a second.
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What about that thing you said at the cafe
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about, like, moving on or something?
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Yeah, my boyfriend Jason died in a motorcycle accident
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a few months ago.
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Jesus Christ, man. Pim. Pim.
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Ohh!
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Where is Shrimpina? I have no idea.
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Probably at home. I don't know.
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Pim, did you even see Shrimpina one time, once?
shrimpina
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Charlie, I-- I don't know. I guess not.
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So, uh, do you like Mouse Quest?
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Wait, are you serious?
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You're telling me you're a 4'6" shrimp
shrimptelling
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with a receding hairline who loves Mouse Quest?
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You're...
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literally everything I've ever dreamed about.
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Pim, her name was Shrimpina.
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She'd be a shrimp. I did think that for a moment.
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I just thought it was, like, a quirky--
quirky
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like you didn't expect she was going to be a human thing.
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Pim, this is so much worse than the worm stuff earlier.
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You really need to get your eyes checked, dude.
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No, I know, I know. I'm gonna do it first thing tomorrow.
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No, that was bad. I'm just as shocked as you are, Charlie.
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Don't worry, Pim. I can cheer you up.
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♪ Da-da-di-da-do, da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪
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♪ Da-da-di-da-do, da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪ It's Smormu!
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♪ Da-da-di-da-do, da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪ You voted, and we listened.
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This cannot be undone. ♪ Da-da-di-da-do, da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪
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Smormu is here to stay!
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♪ Da-da-di-da-do, da-da-di-di-da-da-do ♪