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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 6, Episode 19 — Motivational Seminar

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Motivational Seminar
Air date: April 24, 2005
Director: Steve Love
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Reese befriends a pack of troublesome stray dogs; Dewey feels conflicted when he starts seeing another mother-figure; Hal unwittingly becomes a motivational speaker.
Source: TMDB
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- Monkey! - The squid!
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Kangaroo!
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- Monkey! - Squid!
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Kangaroo!
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I have no idea if a monkey could beat a squid
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or a kangaroo in a knife fight, but if I admitted that,
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we'd have nothing to do for the rest of the day.
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Monkey!
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Hey, get lost. Get out of here.
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Reese, where have you been all night?
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I started chasing these dogs,
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and it turned out they were really cool.
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We went to the park, and then we found a tennis ball.
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And I took it from Toffee, and then Toffee took it from me
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and gave it to Rusty.
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And then we drank some water.
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And then we turned over some trash cans.
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Then Lucky did this hilarious thing
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where he rubs his butt on the ground.
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I can't do it.
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So then we chased this cat
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that was all like, "Aagh!"
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Stupid cat.
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Then we stopped at the 7-Eleven,
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and I went inside and had a Coke
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while they had some burritos out of the Dumpster.
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Spike ate his twice.
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Wait a minute. You spent the night in a dog pack?
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Yeah. So then there were these squirrels
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who were like, "We're up in a tree, you'll never get us."
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You're talking about them like they're friends.
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They're just animals.
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Well, I'm sorry that we're not like your friends,
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sitting around all intellectual, discussing multiplication.
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You can't get into bed like that. You stink.
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Hey, I got checked out pretty thoroughly in that department,
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and I didn't hear any complaints.
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Every one of you is here because you're successful!
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Successful at letting yourself down!
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Nobody's better at settling,
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making excuses,
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shortchanging yourself
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and those who count on you.
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Congratulations.
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You all got here the exact same way:
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one step at a time.
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Postpone that dream.
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Reduce that goal.
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Just another year,
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just another cookie.
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Now you tell yourself
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it's good enough.
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It's not good enough!
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You think you can't help it, but you can.
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I'm going to tear away the nonsense,
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the dime store philosophies, the catchphrases
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and bring out your inner Viking!
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- Scott Porter. - Hmm?
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It says here you'd rather not talk about your recent divorce.
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Sorry I missed lunch.
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I was at the library,
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and I forgot to look at the clock...
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- Do you think I'm a idiot? - Huh?
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Do you think I don't where you've been?
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- What do you mean? - You think I wouldn't recognize the signs?
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Clean fingernails, good posture,
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cookie crumbs in your pockets.
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You're never hungry at dinnertime.
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You're seeing another mom.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Don't lie to me!
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It's not what you think.
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- Who is she? - Why does that matter?
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Who is she?!
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Mrs. Finnegan.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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A couple of weeks ago, I stopped by her house,
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and she had her iron out.
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She was just so nice, and there was cake.
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Gonna be a long time
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before you get any cake around here.
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I wasn't expecting any.
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After everything I've sacrificed for you,
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all I've done-
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you come waltzing in here day after day,
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reeking of her fabric softener.
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Yes! I like fabric softener!
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Mrs. Finnegan doesn't mind
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taking a little time to stop the rinse cycle.
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And maybe it's nice to have someone
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who's got more to say to me than just,
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"Clean your room, comb your hair," uh-da-da, da-da,
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uh-da-da, da-da.
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Do you love her?
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Of course not.
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It's just snacks.
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Oh, you like her snacks.
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You like filling up on her cookies.
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You know they're store-bought.
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That's beneath you, Mom.
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Doesn't feel good, does it?
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Well, you're not here to feel good.
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You're here to face
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the lies you tell yourself.
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You can stop.
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I think I'm at bottom now.
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You're not at bottom.
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I'll tell you when you're at bottom.
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You think you're
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fooling anybody with those vertical stripes?
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What are you, 30 pounds overweight?
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You might as well be a thousand pounds overweight.
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Is anyone in this room attracted to her?
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Do you want to know what you have to do, Angela?
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Hello.
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Aw, geez, really?
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I got to go.
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Hey, shouldn't somebody...
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- Angela? - Oh, what do I do?!
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Hey... come on.
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you know...
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Yes.
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You're right.
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I do know.
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Of course I know!
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Thank you!
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Can you do me?
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Guys, I need a night off.
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I've been out with you every night this week.
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They really want me to come.
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Reese, this is crazy.
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What could you possibly be getting out of this?
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You don't know how good it feels.
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You know where you stand with these guys.
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I've got Toffee and Jonesy under me,
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but I'm under Duke, Chewy, and Spike.
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Scout tried to cross the highway yesterday, so I moved up.
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And Lucky's totally the boss.
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There's no phonies. You know what a growl means,
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and you know what a lick means.
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You're kidding yourself.
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You're not one of them.
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You're just jealous 'cause I'm popular.
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Morning!
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Hi, honey. How was the seminar?
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Unbe-freaking-lievable!
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I haven't slept in 48 hours.
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The Viking guy had to leave suddenly, so I stepped in
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and started talking to people about their lives.
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And honey, I got to tell you, I have wisdom.
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Nobody was more surprised than me,
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but I did so well they have me
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leading motivational seminars
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for the next eight weekends.
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- Wow. - This is the beginning
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of something, Lois.
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The bosses are seeing me in a whole new light.
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Did they cross you off the probation list?
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In ink.
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- Morning, son. - Hi, Dad.
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Thanks, Mom!
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I called Mrs. Finnegan.
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You what?
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She knows I know.
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You're never seeing her again.
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I can't believe you told her we had an understanding.
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Morning.
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Reese, I need you to put your dirty clothes
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in the hamper before you leave this morning.
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- I already did it, Mom. - You did? Why?
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I feel bad I haven't always pulled my weight around here.
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I mean, you're the leader. It's my place to respect you.
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Well... thank you, Reese.
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- Hey. - Good morning, Malcolm.
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There's money on the counter for your yearbook.
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I don't want to buy a yearbook.
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I don't want anything that will remind me
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I ever went to that stupid school.
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How can you say that?
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Being part of a group
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is important.
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Don't you care about loyalty?
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I think loyalty is the most important thing there is.
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Well, I'm glad at least one of my sons
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knows something about that.
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Hey! What are you doing here?!
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This isn't your house!
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You don't live here! We live here!
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This is our house!
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What do you want?! Huh?! What?!
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What?! What?! What?! What?!
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What?! What?! What?!
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You'll have to climb
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the ladder of achievement
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one rung at a time.
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You'll never reach the top if you don't start climbing.
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And when you reach the top,
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you realize that the journey never ends.
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Excuse me.
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If you're at the top,
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how come the journey doesn't end?
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Because at the top of the ladder,
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there's a car.
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The question is,
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will you be driving?
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Or just a passenger?
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Whenever you let somebody else drive,
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he might have errands to do.
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Where do you think he might stop?
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The dry cleaners?
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Very good.
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Where else?
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- Drugstore? - Yes!
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Where else? Tim?
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There's a place you can go
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to have your shoes treated
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so they won't develop a smell over time.
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Excellent!
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Okay, now, what does all this... mean?
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It means nothing.
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It means nothing!
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This is what happens
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when you let somebody else drive the car.
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You've all got to be the drivers of your own car.
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And what do you do if the gas gauge says
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your tank is empty?
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Stop at a gas station?
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No! You keep driving!
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You don't let anything stop you.
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Let me hear some "Vroom."
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Vroom!
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You know!
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Excuse me, Hal.
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I need to have bathroom break.
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Need... or want?
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I'd say need, Hal.
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I really have to go to the bathroom.
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So this is something
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none of us feel we can overcome?
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This has us beat.
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Well, then, we can put our work here aside
aside
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and all go to the bathroom.
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Only there's no bathroom in the car!
bathroom
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- Hey, Mom. - Here's your lunch.
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Mm. Meat loaf sandwich.
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Oh, morning, dear.
dearmorning
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Oh, honey, it feels so good
feelshoney
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to be helping people take control of their live.
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Milton in Accounting called me from the Motel 6 this morning.
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He had to leave his wife and kids,
kidswife
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but as soon as the Ice Capades reads his script,
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he's moving the whole family to New York.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I keep trying and trying to get Jamie
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to use the potty, but he keeps refusing.
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Those stupid parenting books say
booksparentingstupid
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to put stickers all over it,
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make it a happy place, so I figured why not?
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I obviously don't know anything about raising children.
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Damn it!
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What's wrong with these boys?
boys
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Honey, let me handle this.
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You are a superstar!
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You're not afraid of this potty!
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This potty is afraid of you!
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You have to visualize your success!
success
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Now, let's look at the five lies you tell yourself
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that prevent you from being all that you can be!
prevent
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Oh, Hal!
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Reese, where have you been? Why weren't you in school today?
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A pack from another neighborhood was sniffing around,
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trying to move into our territory.
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Me and the boys had a score to settle.
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You were out fighting with dogs?
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What is wrong with you?
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Is that a bite mark on your leg?
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This little crazy guy went after Toffee,
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Oh, man! And then Chewy and Angel went down!
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So we brought down a couple of theirs!
broughtcouple
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Tit for tat, baby!
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Oh, we're gonna settle this, no matter what it costs!
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It's gonna go on and on until the bitter end!
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They need me.
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$120, $140, $160, $180.
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That'll have to do.
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I'm giving you a good deal, kid.
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I didn't get in this business
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so I could rip off little children.
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Hey, you need a gun?
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Let's hear from some more who aren't afraid!
afraid
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I'm gonna be a vice president in two years!
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Hey, come on, he knows!
knows
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I'm gonna get out of debt!
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Hey, she knows!
knows
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I'm gonna have sex with a member of every race!
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All right! All right!
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Now let's see who's next up.
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Gerry? Is there a Gerry Morrison in the house?
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Oh, Gerry, it says here that you turned down a promotion
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four times.
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- Ooh... - Lady Luck smiles,
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but you give her the ol' stink-eye.
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Gerry, what's going on?
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I guess I'm just frightened.
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I-I mean, I'm good at what I do now,
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and if I start trying
start
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to move up the ladder, I'll probably let everyone else down.
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Gerry, did you know that Michael Jordan
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didn't even see a basketball
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until he was 30 years old?
years
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No, no. I didn't know that.
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Who tied your tie this morning, Gerry?
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I did.
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Somebody just came in,
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pulled up your pants, shaved your face,
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combed back that lovely head of hair?
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No. I did it all myself.
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You did it all by yourself.
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You were in charge this morning, Gerry.
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But somehow when you walked out that door,
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you let the world take over.
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Why did you do that?
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I don't know.
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Well, I do know, Gerry.
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It's because you denied the giant
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that's inside you.
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You two. Get down on your hands and knees.
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I actually have a bad back.
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Is that your back talking, or your mind?
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Actually, it's my doctor.
doctor
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Or your doctor's mind?
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You tell your back
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it takes orders from you now.
orderstakes
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- Climb on top, Gerry. - What?
climbgerry
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Climb on top like the giant you are.
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Okay.
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I think my back is...
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A bridge of steel!
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How does it feel, Giant Gerry?
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Tall.
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Damn tall!
tall
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All your life you've been letting people
lettinglife
↓
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call the shots for you.
shots
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Well, no more!
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Today is the day.
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You're a giant, Giant Gerry!
gerrygiant
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The world looks better from up here.
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You bet it does!
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And that's where you live now.
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So what are you going to do, Giant Gerry?
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I'm gonna take that promotion!
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And I'm gonna become head of Systems Management!
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I-I'm in Systems Management.
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Damn right you are!
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And I'm gonna take you off these seminars
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and I'm gonna put you on my team full time.
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I'm gonna work that department,
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and I'm gonna work it
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until it's the strongest one in the whole company!
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And I'm gonna push my workers
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until they've given me everything that they've got.
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And then they can all say good-bye to their families
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'cause I'm driving straight to the top!
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Yeah!
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Ha! Ha-ha-ha!
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Man, that was amazing!
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They won't be leaving any more messages
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on our side of the park!
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Where we going now, Lucky, huh?
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Lucky, where you leading us?
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Really?
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You guys mean it?
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All right, I won't let you guys down.
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Let's roll!
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You found him in a chicken coop?!
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It's hard to know exactly what happened, ma'am.
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He and his friends appeared
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to have had themselves quite a little party.
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They just don't train you to handle a scene like that.
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The law's a little murky
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in this area, but when we figure out how to charge him,
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I'll be back.
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I never thought about how it would end.
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It just felt so cool to belong.
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The important thing is you're out.
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But my boys.
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They rounded us all up...
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then these vets came in, and one by one...
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They killed them?
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No.
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But they're not my boys anymore.
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- Mom... - Dewey.
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I want to talk.
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I really don't feel up to that right now.
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I know I hurt you, and I'm very sorry.
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Thank you, Dewey.
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But words are cheap.
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I wanted to do something that would show you
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I'm committed to this relationship.
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I want you to know how much you mean to me.
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I want you to know that no one can take your place.
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I'm going back Tuesday.
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I passed out before they colored in the drop-shadow.
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It's not that I don't appreciate...
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We are going down to the hospital
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and you're gonna have that lasered off right this...
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Okay, I know you're trying to...
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But what is wrong with...
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Oh! I never imagined you would be willing to...
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But that is so stupid!
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Oh, look, they made a heart!
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