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Airplane!

Season 1, Episode 1 — Airplane!

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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
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There is no stopping in the red zone.
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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
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There is no stopping in the red zone.
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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
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There is no stopping in the red zone.
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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
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There is no stopping in the red zone.
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Hello. We'd like you to have this flower
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from the Religious Consciousness Church.
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- Would you care to make a donation? - No, but thank you, anyway.
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The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
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There is no stopping in the white zone.
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No, the white zone is for loading and unloading,
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and there is no stopping in the red zone.
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The red zone has always been for loading and unloading.
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There is never stopping in a white zone.
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Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.
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Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
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Hello. We'd like you to have this flower
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from the Church of Religious Consciousness.
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Would you like to make a donation?
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No, thanks. We gave at the office.
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Flight 988 to Milwaukee
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is now in the final boarding process at Gate 34.
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Would you put all your metal objects into this dish, please?
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There's just no stopping in a white zone.
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Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend?
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We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about.
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You want me to have an abortion.
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It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done properly.
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Therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
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Taxi!
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I'll be back in a minute.
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Hello, sir. We'd like you to have this flower
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on behalf of the Church of Religious Consciousness.
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Would you care...
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Hey, Larry, where's the forklift?
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Forklift?
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It's over there by the baggage loader.
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Look out!
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- Elaine! - Ted!
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I came home early and found your note.
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I guess you meant for me to read it later.
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Elaine, I've gotta talk to you.
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I just don't wanna go over it anymore.
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I know things haven't been right for a long time,
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but it'll be different.
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