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The Audacity

Season 1, Episode 1 — Best of All Possible Worlds

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Show: The Audacity
Episode title: Best of All Possible Worlds
Air date: April 05, 2026
Director: Lucy Forbes
Top billed cast: Billy Magnussen, Meaghan Rath, Zach Galifianakis, Lucy Punch, Simon Helberg, Sarah Goldberg
Duncan, almost tech titan, must prove he and his company are F-able. JoAnne provides therapy with benefits. Orson lands from Baltimore. The party for Dr. Webb ends in a cat burglary.
Source: TMDB
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[engine revving]
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♪ ♪
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- More than physical pain, I fear humiliation.
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Last week Hypergnosis was this close
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to being acquired by Cupertino.
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Our stock soared on the rumor.
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I-I-I don't understand.
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[chuckles]
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Why--why not?
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Uh, well, it's not happening.
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I just found out.
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Talks were terminated.
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- Um, Duncan, morning remarks?
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Or, uh, you want to skip it?
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- I'm fine.
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And when word gets out, and it will,
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my stock is gonna nosedive,
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not to where it was before it took off,
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but sink with an odor of...
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like what comes out of a frightened dog,
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that smell... [sniffing]
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Just... [sniffing]
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Just hanging around me.
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[bell ringing]
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[whispering] I said no. - [whispering] Oh, sorry.
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[normal voice] Okay.
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[clears throat] How we doing, Hypergnomes?
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Just got some news--
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great news,
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pretty--pretty fucking cool news.
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Can't tell you what, not yet...
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But it's great.
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[applause] Good.
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Why did they say no?
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I have a track record.
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I mean, Fahfa was a juggernaut in its time,
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and I guess everyone assumes,
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since I'm the man who co-created Fahfa,
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then I'm the man...
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or the co-man.
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And...
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maybe I'm not...
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And they smelled it.
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- When word gets out, how will that make you feel,
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and, uh, when do you expect that to be?
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- Won't be long. You know, people talk.
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They tear you down and forget you ever even mattered.
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The doctor-patient- confidentiality thing,
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just how airtight is that?
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- I can't speak with anyone about what you say,
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not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others.
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- Define harm.
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- Physical harm.
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- All right, uh...
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[inhales deeply]
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I shouldn't have leaked the acquisition rumor.
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[exhales deeply] That's on me.
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I wanted to up our valuation before the price was set.
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- Uh, sorry, um--
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- It--it--it happens all the time.
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Uh...
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yeah, we also reduced our price before the IPO.
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I don't know. I'm not the money guy.
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I do ideas...
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powered by belief,
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and belief is affirmed by fuckability.
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If I could just sell my shares now...
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- Mm-hmm. - But the SEC would kill me.
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So I'm just gonna have to sink with it.
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- Surely you're not going to be poor.
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- No.
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Obviously.
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But Lili can't find out.
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God, she would divorce me just to secure half of it.
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It'd be the smart move.
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- Do you think perhaps you're misjudging Lili?
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- Lili? No.
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She'd frame all my success as dumb luck.
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You know, I'd--I'd become an object lesson, an adjective.
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Don't pull a Duncan.
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Or is that a noun?
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Oh, Christ.
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What would my dad say if he could hear me now?
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Please, JoAnne.
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Really, this is strictly between us.
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Thanks. I-- - Okay. See you next week.
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Doing the work. - Yeah.
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[phone beeps] - Schmuck.
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♪
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[phone chimes]
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- The stressors that...
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drove some workers
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at our Guangzhou factory to choose to...
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exit themselves out a window remain...
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unresolved.
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- Well, what about our supplier code of conduct?
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Our code, their conduct.
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- Were we to enforce our code,
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anything heavy-handed opens us
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to charges of cultural elitism.
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- Text Anushka Cupertino.
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- What would you like to say? - "What happened?"
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[phone vibrates]
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- However, our position has always been
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human life is valuable...
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full stop.
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It's a cornerstone for us.
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[door whirs, closes]
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[sighs]
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[phone vibrates]
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[line ringing]
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[line beeps] What?
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- Wow. Thank you. You picked up.
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Great. Thank you.
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- I cannot talk to you about this.
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I was not read in.
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I'm an executive here, and I'm on your board.
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Recusal was mandatory.
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- Okay, just-- the acquisition door, how--
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how fully shut is that, or are we, like,
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playfully rimming the door frame?
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- Oh, I would say nailed...
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like a coffin, from my understanding.
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- Nush, you're--
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you're supposed to warn me about this.
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This your job?
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- Did you leak the acquisition rumor, yes or no?
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- No! No.
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Maybe.
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- Once it's clear no acquisition's forthcoming,
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your stock is going to take a ding,
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and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
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- Okay, that is just one of the branches
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on the tree of outcomes,
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and there are many branches, lot of leaves.
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It's really-- it's really leafy, okay?
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So just--can we focus maybe not on the dings?
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- You want to change the focus, Duncan,
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change the story.
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- Gladly. Gladly. Yeah. How do I do that?
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- Oh, I don't know.
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Presumably with another, better story.
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- Yes! Yes!
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Where I'm the hero. - Sure. Why not?
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Good luck with that.
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- Thank you. - Right.
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♪
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- Almost finished. Be done soon.
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- You know what that is? That's tungsten.
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Aerospace-grade.
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Heaviest element in the universe.
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This one's 4 inches cubed
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but weighs 43 pounds. - Mm.
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- The crypto bros are super into 'em.
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You know why?
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It's not...
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it's not virtual.
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It's real.
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It's the realness.
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Here you go.
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[thuds on floor] God damn it!
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You're done, right?
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Yeah. You're done.
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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[chains rattle, ball bounces]
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- Gary, he landed early. - Mm.
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- Oh, no. Damn it, we're late.
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- Yeah, I'm having lunch.
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- Yeah, well, bring it.
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Orson's just wandering around the airport.
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Where are my damn keys?
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- He's got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
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He's at the airport. He's fine.
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- I told him we're already on our way.
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- Well, we're not.
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- Honey, pick up your phone.
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Gary!
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- You're yelling, JoAnne.
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Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
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[line beeps] - Oh, that's him.
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Honey? - Hi.
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What lures investment? - Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
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- Unwavering confidence-- a hat I can wear.
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I-I have that hat. - [snaps fingers]
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- Hey, JoAnne, I-I'm looking at a light fixture.
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Can you--
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- I--Sorry. We talked about this, Duncan.
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You can't just call me out of the blue.
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- But I have a plan. Listen.
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I point to the fabulous stock price,
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which remains fabulous for the moment,
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and I say I will sell another tranche
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in private secondary offerings.
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Who's wet for it, okay?
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If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough,
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I could be like, "Suck it, Cupertino.
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Suck it and weep."
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No ding, all dong.
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- Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price
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when you know the stock's gonna fall, isn't that fraud?
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- "Fraud"? - Or market manipulation?
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I mean, won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
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- First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall.
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I'm not Nosferatu. Fraud? What--
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[bang, clattering]
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You know what? Instead of accusation,
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a smidgen of validation would be nice.
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- Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
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- No, you just accused me of fraud.
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- It's my son, and he is alone at the airport.
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- I don't care if he's in a stranger's van
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licking lollipops.
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You do not hang up on me now.
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- Goodbye, Duncan. - No. No goodbye.
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[line beeping] No, no--
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- Gary. - Hmm?
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- Oh, my God, it's a sandwich.
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Would you hurry up?
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[glass shattering] - Fuck!
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[pensive music]
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♪
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- You are gonna love Las Altas.
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It's very progressive,
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but they're not fruity about it.
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Last year Las Altas was the top feeder for Stanford,
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including Paly.
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♪ ♪
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Look familiar?
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Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore?
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I know he's not feeling well,
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but your tuition's normally 90 grand,
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and there's no way your dad would pay for that.
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But there was a scholarship that no one was using,
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so you'd be surprised how hard it is
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to find underprivileged youth around here.
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And as it turns out, your father's illness
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qualified as a hardship,
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so I guess he is paying for it.
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- [scoffs]
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[car door opens] - Not--oh.
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[car door closes]
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I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
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Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
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My gosh, you've gotten tall. - [scoffs] Can we go inside?
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- I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts.
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It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
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- He just got out of the fucking hospital.
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- Whoa, whoa. Hey, Orson.
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We don't talk that way to one another.
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Can we just try to use constructive language, please?
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[door opens]
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- Okay, so, um, kitchen, living room.
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You remember where everything is.
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Well, actually, we have moved things around a little
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since you were last here.
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That's my office now. And, uh, Gary's is over there.
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Clients come around the back.
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If you see any of them, just ignore them.
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Some are professionals.
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Some are even kids from your school.
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All normal people, just, you know, sad.
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Um, through here.
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So the room you stayed in last time,
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the ceiling has termite damage,
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and then the garage apartment flooded.
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Don't even get me started.
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But the--the bedroom down here's all fixed up,
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so the whole bottom floor is yours.
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Oh, uh, Virgiinia, did you see
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that I-I left sheets on the dryer?
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- I already make his bed. - Yes, I-I-I know.
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But I-I got him sheets, special.
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[clears throat]
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- Where's the bathroom? - It's just around the...
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[door opens, closes]
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So nice to have you ho--home.
home
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- Okay, Xander, just try mirroring.
xander
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So, if they smile...
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if they smile...
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Xander, can you try holding the smile?
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It's what people do.
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[sighs] You can do it.
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Here, hold and let it fade. Let it fade.
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- Martin, are we actually drinking tonight...
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or just pretending to drink?
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- Shit.
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- Chop-chop. - I'm not dressed.
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- Your clothes are out.
clothes
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- Hey, Tess.
tess
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[phone vibrating]
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- Tess, you all right?
tess
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I think John has made you mac and cheese or something.
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I have to go.
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Martin's finally inching towards a funding round
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for his little friend-bot.
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He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child.
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- But I have an actual company that needs saving,
actualcompanyneedssaving
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and you're on the board.
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It's your fiduciary duty
dutyfiduciary
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to come and tell me everything's going to be okay.
everythings
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- Sorry. Can't.
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- But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
dutyfiduciaryloveused
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- [chuckles softly] You're on your own.
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[line beeping]
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[solemn music]
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♪
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- Rodrigo,
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call the Ayahuasca guy.
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And time me.
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- You look splendid and very handsome.
handsomesplendid
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- I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me
version
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that would never talk to me.
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Xander said I look French.
frenchxander
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- Take style advice from a widget or me--your choice.
advicechoicestyle
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- Don't say "widget."
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- So the Guangzhou factory-- it's endless.
endlessfactory
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It's 15 hours ahead, too,
aheadhours
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so I might have to pop out midway tonight.
mighttonight
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Forgive me?
forgive
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["Come and Be a Winner" by Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Come and be a winner ♪
winner
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♪ ♪
↓
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♪ Come and be a winner
winner
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♪ ♪
↓
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♪ Be a winner ♪
winner
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♪ Just a winner
winner
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♪ Be a winner now ♪
winner
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- [retching, groans]
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- Ayahuasca. Medicina.
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[chanting indistinctly]
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- [groaning] I'm a puddle.
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- That's it, Duncan.
duncan
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- I'm a puddle. - Yeah.
puddle
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[moaning]
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- [shushing]
shushing
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He's in a very sensitive place right now.
placesensitive
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- [moaning] I'm a puddle.
moaningpuddle
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- What the hell? - [moans]
moans
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- He didn't think you were coming.
coming
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- He begged me to come.
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- Dad--Dad--
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Dad, you--don't be mad. Don't be mad.
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- Yeah, um, I'll go. - No.
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He wants to leave.
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- Speak to Dad, Duncan. - Dad--Dad--
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- Oh, my God. - Dad--Dad--
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- What do you wish to say to him?
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- [gasping, moaning]
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I'm rich.
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- That's great. - Dad.
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Dad.
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Dad. [moaning]
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Help me!
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[grunting]
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Stay rich. [exhales deeply]
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[lively music]
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♪ ♪
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- I hope no one's looking out the window.
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All right, go on, get. Imshi.
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Great. We're going into the world's
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most profitable company
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reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli.
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[distant telephone rings]
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[breathes deeply]
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♪ ♪
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- You good? - Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
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I'm fine. [sighs]
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- You must be the gentlemen from the VA?
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- Yeah, that's right. - Just here.
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- Thank you.
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- We used to run the world, Jeffery.
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Now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it.
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- Good grief.
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- Oh, shit. - Ruffage?
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- [chuckles] Generalissimo.
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General Don Voorhees, Jeffery Hart.
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- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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- Oh, I just came to solve the backlog at the VA.
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- Well, prepare to die with your boots on, boys.
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[laughter] - Well, about to meet with Tim.
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- Just met with Tim.