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The Boys

Season 3, Episode 6 — Herogasm

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Boys

Episode title: Herogasm

Air date: June 23, 2022

Director: Nelson Cragg

Top billed cast: Karl Urban, Jack Quaid, Antony Starr, Erin Moriarty, Dominique McElligott, Jessie T. Usher

You’re invited to the 70th Annual Herogasm! You must present this invitation in order to be admitted! Same rules as always: no cameras, no non-Supe guests unless they sign an NDA and they’re DTF, and no telling any news media! It’s BYOD, but food, alcohol and lube will be provided! And please remember to RSVP so we can get an accurate headcount for the caterer!

Source: TMDB

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With great power comes the absolute cen'ainty

absolute comes power

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that you'll turn into a right cunt.

cunt

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We got everything under control.

control

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An explosion rocked midtown Manhattan.

explosion manhattan midtown rocked

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Soldier boy.

soldier

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And what you gonna do when you find him?

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You need us.

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You shot up an untested drug from vought.

drug shot vought

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Nina.

nina

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A classified lab destroyed.

classified destroyed

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Three of my contacts disappeared,

contacts disappeared three

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so you're the one who pays the debt.

debt pays

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Black lives matter!

black black-lives black-lives-matter lives lives-matter matter

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Supe lives matter, fucking ingrates!

fucking lives lives-matter matter supe

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Stop!

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Nathan will never walk away.

nathan walk

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- What the fuck? - Crimson countess.

countess crimson crimson-countess fuck

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Your lover boy's on his way here.

boys lover

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How much did the Russians pay you?

russians

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- They didn't. - I loved you.

loved

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I hated you. We all did.

hated

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You're teaming up with a murderer.

murderer

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Please don't go.

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Past few days have got me feeling a little, um...

days feeling past

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Well, philosophical.

philosophical

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Uh, these supervillain attacks, they've affected everyone.

affected attacks supervillain

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Doesn't matter who you are, where you're from.

matter

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We 're all in this together.

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And together, we can imagine a better world.

imagine world

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J" imagine there's no heaven j”

heaven imagine

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j" it's easy if you try j”

easy

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j” no hell below us j”

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j” above us, only sky j”

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J” imagine all the people j”

imagine

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j” living for today j”

living today

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j” ah, ah, ah-ah—ah j”

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j” you may say I'm a dreamer j”

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j” but I'm not the only one j”

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j” I hope someday you will join us j”

hope join someday

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Stop.

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Deep.

deep

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Is there anyone else that can operate this thing? Seriously.

operate

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Ashley thought we should get rid of most of them.

ashley

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- What? You fired them. - Here, I found it. I found it.

fired found

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Okay.

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Stop.

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Zoom in.

zoom

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Soldier boy.

soldier

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No, that's impossible. He died, like, 40 years ago.

died impossible years

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Someone's cosplaying?

someones

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Look at his face. It's him.

face

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- Or maybe cgi. - It is not cgi.

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You don't even know what cgi stands for.

stands

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It stands for "blow me."

blow stands

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I don't understand. Where has he been?

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Why did he kill crimson countess?

countess crimson crimson-countess kill

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I mean, the two were, like, fucking Kurt and Goldie.

fucking kurt

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All right, you know what? This is fine. This is fine.

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We dominate the news cycle. I will call haberman.

cycle dominate news

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We'll message that we got soldier boy totally under control.

control message soldier

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Shut up.

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You want to tell the world that soldier boy, hero of heroes,

hero heroes soldier world

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is back from the fucking dead and blowing up midtown?

blowing dead fucking fucking-dead midtown

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Before me, he was vought.

vought

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His statue's in front of the fucking building, Ashley.

ashley building front fucking statues

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Oh, my god, if this gets out...

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Company's fucked. I'm fucked.

companys fucked

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Oh, god. If the company falls, I fall.

company fall falls

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Oh, fuck.

fuck

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Oh, god. Why is this happening to me?

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This isn't fair.

fair

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This is so fucking unfair.

fucking unfair

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Okay. I'll handle this.

handle

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I'm gonna find him and kill him.

kill

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You Bury it. All of it. The footage, no one sees it.

bury footage sees

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He fucks it up, it's your head.

fucks head

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Noir.

noir

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Why would he kill crimson countess?

countess crimson crimson-countess kill

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He was your team leader, you have any idea?

idea leader team

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I'm really glad to have you with me on this one, pal.

glad

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Seriously. You're the only one I can count on.

count

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Uh... thank you.

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What the hell?

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Where's the chop socky oriental sauce?

chop oriental sauce

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They don't have that anymore.

anymore

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Why the fuck not?

fuck

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Uh, many... many good reasons.

reasons

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Did you get the other shit?

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Here you go, guv.

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Man, I missed bennies.

missed

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It's how we won d-day, you know.

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We were wired to the fucking gills.

fucking gills wired

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Listen, let's have a little chat about this team-up, yeah?

chat team

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Yeah, what the hell do I need a team for?

team

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The last one handed me to the reds.

handed reds

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And we got you out of that little pickle.

pickle

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We wrapped up crimson countess

countess crimson crimson-countess wrapped

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and delivered her like a fucking Christmas Turkey,

christmas delivered fucking turkey

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and I even sorted gunpowder for you.

gunpowder sorted

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Why am I supposed to be impressed with that?

impressed supposed

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That's like killing Emmanuel Lewis.

killing lewis

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Yeah, well, he grew up a bit since you last saw him.

grew

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Hands off the fucking shield.

fucking hands shield

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- Mmm. - Anyway,

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you want payback on payback, don't you?

payback

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Well, it just so happens that we...

happens

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Are experts at exterminating shitbag supes.

experts supes

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You see, it's a whole different world out there now, son.

whole world

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We're here to help you find your way.

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Well, I can find them on my own.

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Uh, are you sure?

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I mean, do you know what a GPS is?

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Or-or Bluetooth? Or, I mean... The Internet?

bluetooth internet

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You made those words up.

words

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No. No. No, those are real words, um,

real words

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and-and you need those to find them.

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All right? You need us.

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Kid's right.

kids

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And all we ask in return

return

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is that you add one more name to the list.

list name

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Who?

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A right cunt named homelander.

cunt homelander named

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I've seen pictures.

pictures seen

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Who is he?

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He's the new you.

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No one's the new me, pal.

ones

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But why him?

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Let's just say you're not the only one wants payback.

payback wants

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Mmm. Mmm.

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All right.

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You help me find the rest of my team,

rest team

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and I'll help you with this homelander.

homelander

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So, you think that soldier boy is going after the rest of payback?

payback rest soldier

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Countess wasn't strong enough to fuck him over on her own.

countess fuck strong

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She had help.

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Soldier boy's just getting started.

boys soldier soldier-boys started

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Do you know where any of them are?

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Those shady-ass tnt twins got an address in Vermont.

address shady twins vermont

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Okay. Does butcher have it?

butcher

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No, but he'll get it.

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I think soldier boy is bulletproof.

bulletproof soldier

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This ain't for soldier boy.

aint soldier

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Look, I'm pissed at those guys, too, but we have to keep our heads on.

heads pissed

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Why? Why do I always have to take the high road?

road

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You know, when white folks get mad, y'all motherfuckers go berserk,

berserk folks motherfuckers white yall

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but I got to turn the other cheek?

cheek

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Fuck the high road, fuck butcher, and fuck hughie.

butcher fuck hughie road

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Hughie is not himself right now.

hughie

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Hughie is a grown-ass man that's made his own choices.

choices grown hughie

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Mm! Please!

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Soldier boy is gonna kill more people. I mean, fuck!

fuck kill soldier

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Kimiko is in the hospital.

hospital kimiko

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She lost her powers.

lost powers

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Frenchie isn't answering, Alex is dead,

alex answering dead frenchie

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and Maeve...

maeve

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We're all we've got.

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It's up to us.

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Shit.

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This is starlight.

starlight

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Yeah, of course, Ashley. I'll be right there.

ashley course

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I got to go up to the tower for a little bit.

tower

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Now?

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If I don't go, they're gonna know something's up.

somethings

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I'll be one hour.

hour

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Do I need to worry about you?

worry

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Okay.

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Even the greatest trees

greatest trees

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must grow from a single seed.

grow must seed single

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Follow one proud black man's journey to the root of his roots,

black follow journey mans proud root roots

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as he takes the a-train to Africa.

africa takes train

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Jesus fucking Christ.

christ fucking fucking-christ jesus jesus-fucking

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Hey. It looks great.

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Man, there's so much strength in dignity.

dignity strength

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What are you doing about blue hawk?

blue blue-hawk hawk

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Okay, first of all, everyone at vought

vought

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is just heartbroken over your brother's tragic accident.

accident brothers heartbroken tragic

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It wasn't an accident. Blue hawk went apeshit for no reason.

accident blue blue-hawk hawk reason

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Well, he said he felt threatened.

threatened

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- Threatened? - Mm-hmm.

threatened

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By what, a room full of black people with no superpowers?

black full room room-full superpowers

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Look, I've scheduled him for 12 weeks of sensitivity training.

scheduled training weeks

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Fuck that. I want charges brought.

brought charges fuck

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Okay, a-train, persecuting blue hawk will only make things worse.

blue blue-hawk hawk train worse

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This is a time for healing.

healing

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I don't give a shit.

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I thought we got rid of the Nazis around here.

nazis

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Vought rejects racism

racism rejects vought

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- and nazism unequivocally. Okay? - Hmm.

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Now, uh, can we talk about this later?

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I have a lot going on today. Thank you.

today

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You know, whatever. I don't need you.

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I'll just ping his chip, go get his ass myself.

chip ping

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No. Homelander wants everyone to present a united front right now.

front homelander present united wants

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My brother is paralyzed.

brother paralyzed

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I want some fucking justice.

fucking justice

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Seriously? Justice?

justice

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- Yeah. - You want justice?

justice

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Yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

fuck

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I have spent over 100 hours in crisis management meetings

crisis hours management meetings spent

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specifically figuring out how to cover up your bullshit,

bullshit cover figuring specifically

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including all three of your straight-up murders,

including murders straight three

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while you were out in the club with your crew,

club crew

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or getting your toe sucked by popclaw,

popclaw sucked

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who, let's not forget, you also murdered.

forget murdered

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Yeah, that's right. I know about that.

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You did not give a shit about all the collateral you caused then.

caused collateral

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Now, all of a sudden, you care because it happened to you?

care happened sudden

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Go fuck yourself.

fuck

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Yeah, that's right.

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I said that.

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Out loud.

loud

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Homelander.

homelander

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- What? - Couple things. Uh...

couple

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Noir, he's, uh, he's gone.

gone noir

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What do you mean, he's gone?

gone

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He cut out his tracking chip.

chip tracking

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No, he-he-he...

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He-he wouldn't. Not noir. He wouldn't run.

noir

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Well...

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He wouldn't do that to me.

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He wo... he wouldn't run.

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Tell him... what we figured out.

figured

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Right.

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We think crimson countess was just the start.

countess crimson crimson-countess start

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We think... he's going after his whole team, including noir.

including noir team whole whole-team

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The good news is, that means we know where he's probably headed next.

headed news

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The twins. Tnt.

twins

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They're the closest. Vermont.

closest vermont

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Okay.

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Okay? Really? Homelander, thank you so much.

homelander

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Shh, shh, shh.

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You go there, and you check it out.

check

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- Yeah. - And if soldier boy does show up,

soldier

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then, uh...

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- You call me. - Yeah.

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- Uh... what should I tell the twins? - I don't give a fuck.

fuck twins

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Got it.

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Babe, that was amazing.

amazing babe

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Yeah, but I didn't need you to jump in there like that.

jump

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- I had the whole thing. - Hey, hey.

whole

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I'm just trying to help. Okay?

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We're in this together, right?

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Okay. Right.

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Right.

↓

Why the long face, tiger?

face tiger

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What if I can't handle him?

handle

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I mean, if noir ran...

noir

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Oh, you can handle him.

handle

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You're the top of the food chain.

chain food food-chain

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Hey, hey.

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When we were kids, alone in the bad room,

alone kids room

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I got us through it, right?

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Don't I always?

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- Always. - No matter what.

matter

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No matter what.

matter

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And now, I'll get us through this.

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Just as long as you and me stick together.

stick

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But... what if Edgar's right?

edgars

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What if it was a mistake to take over vought?

mistake vought

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And-and...

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And I am just talent, and they all know I'm a fraud.

fraud talent

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What do you care what a bunch of mud people think?

bunch care

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Come on.

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Tell me the real reason. I want to hear you say it.

real real-reason reason

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- Say it! - I want them to love me.

love

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Yahtzee!

yahtzee

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Only it never seems to work out, does it?

seems

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Madelyn, Maeve, stormfront,

madelyn maeve stormfront

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even your own son.

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So why do you keep running headfirst into the same brick wall?

brick brick-wall running wall

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I don't know.

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Pants on fire. You know.

fire pants

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It's because, deep down, there's a part of you that is still...

deep part

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Human.

human

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- No. - Mm-hmm. Part of you is.

part

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- Mm-mmm. - A dirty, shriveled,

dirty

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anemic little part of you

part

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that still mewls for approval, and love,

approval love

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and a mommy, and a daddy, and a boo-hoo-hoo.

daddy mommy

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Look at me, tiger.

tiger

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Look at me.

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We got to cut that part of you out like a cancer.

cancer part

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And then, well, then, my boy, you can finally be

finally

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who you were always meant to be.

meant

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Pure. Clean.

clean pure

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Like marble.

marble

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These people would rather die than be Soviet slaves.

slaves

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It's too late.

late

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Afghanistan is ours.

afghanistan

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Wrong. It's free.

free

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And I'll stand by our mujahideen brothers until the end.

brothers stand

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You know what else I'll do?

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What?

↓

I'll distract you.

distract

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Tnt detonate!

detonate

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These fucking twins.

fucking twins

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You know they couldn't hit their fucking marks?

fucking marks

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Fucking unprofessionals is what they are.

fucking

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Hey, uh, yeah, butcher's gonna find them.

butchers

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Why don't you, uh, why don't you get some sleep?

sleep

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Mmm, no. I've slept enough.

slept

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Dads.

dads

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We know you love taking your babies everywhere.

babies love

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No matter where you go, starlight diapers...

diapers matter starlight

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Do men really walk around like that?

walk

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Yeah. I mean, dads do.

dads

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Okay, well...

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Bill cosby is america's dad, and,

americas bill cosby

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tell you one thing, he wouldn't be caught dead in that pussy gear.

caught dead gear pussy

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Lot to unpack there. Uh...

unpack

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The cos. That's a real man.

real

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Holy shit, did he make some strong drinks.

drinks holy strong

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Holy fucking shit.

fucking holy

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But, seriously, what passes as a man today?

passes today

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Christ on a cross.

christ cross

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I read that we were ass up in Afghanistan.

afghanistan read

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The fuck is up with that? Those were the good guys.

fuck

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- I mean, when I left, it was, uh... - Yeah, you know...

left

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I mean, goddamn it. We-we were ten and one, you know?

goddamn goddamn-it

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I lead the 116th onto Omaha beach.

beach lead

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I was in the fucking eagle's nest.

eagles fucking nest

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I fought for this country.

country fought

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I fought for this country.

country fought

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And what did I get for it?

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Forgotten.

forgotten

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Left to rot by my own team.

left team

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You know, I wanted some rug rats of my own,

rats wanted

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with countess. Yeah.

countess

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Ain't that a bitch.

aint bitch

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You know, couple of little boys. Raise them up to be men.

boys couple raise

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Now...

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Now I got nothing.

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Hey, um, can I ask you something?

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What happened in midtown?

happened midtown

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I don't know.

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I mean, your team wasn't there,

team

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so did someone do anything, or say something...

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- I said, I don't know. - Okay. Okay, yeah.

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I blacked out.

blacked

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About ten minutes.

minutes

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When I came to, the damage was done.

damage

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I didn't mean to hurt those people.

hurt

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I'm not a bad guy.

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But that won't happen again...

happen

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Right?

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Only if they got it coming.

coming

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Oi, oi.

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You're bleeding.

bleeding

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Not mine.

↓

Got an address.

address

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We're off to Vermont.

vermont

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Lord of the seven seas. Wow.

lord seas seven seven-seas

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My man, I'm such an incredible fan.

incredible

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Jesus, Tommy. Slather his balls in peanut butter, why don't you?

balls butter jesus peanut peanut-butter tommy

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Sorry. My sister's a goddamn bitch.

bitch goddamn goddamn-bitch sisters

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And, uh, tnt.

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Right. I'm a big fan of yours, too.

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Cool outfits.

cool outfits

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Always felt you got railroaded with that starlight thing, by the way.

starlight

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You know, like, what,

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nowadays, you can't even pay a lady a compliment.

compliment lady nowadays

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- I know, right? - You're disgusting.

disgusting

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Anyway, we are just so pleased, you know,

pleased

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have a big star such as yourself

star

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grace our humble soiree.

grace humble

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You guys having a party?

having party

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Wait, is this...

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This is herogasm.

herogasm

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I'm really glad you're here.

glad

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I missed you.

missed

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- Who's joining us? - They didn't tell you?

joining

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Hey, there.

↓

Hey, lady.

lady

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The mayor can say anything she wants,

mayor wants

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but homelander is the one working

homelander working

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- to catch the guy. - Mmm.

catch

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We're about to turn a corner here.

corner

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Absolutely, we are.

absolutely

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- Thank you, honey. - Of course, sweetheart.

course honey sweetheart

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That's reassuring.

reassuring

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But there are 19 dead and dozens wounded.

dead dozens wounded

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Congresswoman neuman,

congresswoman neuman

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what do you say to the Americans who are watching right now

americans watching

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- and feeling scared? - Yeah, look, it's understandable...

feeling scared understandable

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What kind of a-a nasty question is that?

nasty question

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- Oh, no, it's fine. I'm happy to answer... - Starlightjust said, and I keep saying,

answer happy

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this is not a problem.

problem

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I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean...

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I don't have time for your mediocre ambush.

ambush

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Your job is to report facts,

facts report

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not attack us when we sit here and tell you the truth.

attack truth

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The American people, they know.

american

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They know when someone's telling them facts,

facts someones telling

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and they know when the media is lying to them.

lying media

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There is no problem.

problem

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It is safe to go out. Period.

period safe

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You know what? We're done here.

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Stupid fucking hack.

fucking hack stupid stupid-fucking

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Up next, Chuck makes empanadas with Rachael ray.

chuck makes

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We'll be right back.

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And we're clear.

clear

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You fucking amateur.

amateur fucking

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The next report you're gonna be doing is inside my fucking asshole,

asshole fucking fucking-asshole report

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you piece of shit.

piece

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Hey, uh, you free for a little catch-up?

catch free

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You know what? I'm-I'm a little slammed right now.

slammed

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Oh, come on. Ten minutes won't kill you.

kill minutes

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Hey, so, uh, where's hughie?

hughie

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Oh, he's just camping with his dad for a couple of days.

camping couple days

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Okay. Okay, good.

↓

Oh, great. I thought he was avoiding me or something, you know

avoiding

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'cause he was scared I was gonna pop his head.

head scared

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Hmm?

↓

Come on, Annie.

annie

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Put them away.

↓

I'm not gonna hurt you or hughie or your families.

families hughie hurt

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Besides, you'd lose.

besides lose

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Then why are you here?

↓

Because I want to help you.

↓

Huh. Help.

↓

From the psycho who blew up congress.

blew congress psycho

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Look, most of those guys passed around deepfakes of me

passed

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on the house floor blowing bin laden,

blowing floor house laden

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so I'm not exactly overwhelmed with sympathy.

overwhelmed sympathy

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Annie, you need me.

annie

↓

You're all alone.

alone

↓

I mean, come on, that #homelight shit?

homelight

↓

That looks like you're in a hostage video.

hostage video

↓

Blink twice if I'm wrong.

blink twice

↓

And, what, you got to play nice with the guy

↓

that throat-fucked you on your first day of work.

fucked throat

↓

And Maeve, they say Maeve is in rehab,

maeve rehab

↓

but you and I both know she's probably dead.

dead

↓

I'm all you got.

↓

Come on, Annie, you and I were friends.

annie friends

↓

None of that has changed for me.

changed

↓

Are you ever gonna get to the point?

point

↓

You have 193 million Instagram followers.

followers instagram million

↓

Lend me your influence, and I'll lend you mine.

influence lend

↓

I can protect you from homelander.

homelander protect

↓

You'll finally be team captain for real.

captain finally real team

↓

And in return, you help me goose my numbers.

goose numbers return

↓

I can finally get my education reform bill passed.

bill education finally passed

↓

We can make things better, Annie.

annie

↓

For my daughter, for a lot of daughters.

daughter daughters

↓

Come on, what do you say?

↓

You're right.

↓

This whole place.

place whole

↓

I'm so fucking tired...

fucking tired

↓

Of listening to people tell me

listening

↓

I need to be shitty in order to win.

order shitty

↓

Fuck you.

fuck

↓

And fuck homelander, and fuck vought

fuck homelander vought

↓

and this "whatever it takes" crap.

takes

↓

You're just gonna end up sitting on top of the steaming pile of shit

pile sitting steaming

↓

that you built.

built

↓

I'm done.

↓

I'm fucking done. I'm not doing it anymore.

anymore fucking

↓

You're not gonna be doing anything if homelander kills you.

homelander kills

↓

Yeah, maybe.

↓

But then I'll know I'm not working with a fucking nutjob.

fucking working

↓

So, either pop my head or get the hell out.

head

↓

Hey, keep this between us?

↓

It'd be really tough to take out america's sweetheart,

americas americas-sweetheart sweetheart tough

↓

but not impossible.

impossible

↓

I'm so sorry.

↓

No.

↓

No. S'il vous plait, no.

vous

↓

Don't do this.

↓

His body is a masterpiece, no?

body masterpiece

↓

Do you know the story behind this one?

behind story

↓

Oh, years ago, my cousin kolya went state's witness,

cousin states witness years

↓

so I send my serge.

send serge

↓

Not even three bullets could stop my attack dog.

attack bullets three

↓

Bar fight on the basque coast.

coast fight

↓

He started it.

started

↓

Oh, my beast. This is my favorite.

beast favorite

↓

When serge was 14 years old, he dropped a glass.

dropped glass serge years

↓

His father told him to knee! In the shards and not move until he said so.

father knee

↓

Little serge did not shift an inch,

inch serge shift

↓

not even after his father left to get drunk

drunk father father-left left

↓

and pass out in the whorehouse.

pass

↓

Oh, please, don't cry for serge.

serge

↓

He likes to be told what to do.

likes

↓

And he loves to be punished when he's bad.

loves punished

↓

Makes him hard.

hard makes

↓

So... cherie...

cherie

↓

- No. - Or kimiko?

kimiko

↓

No, don't do it.

↓

Don't do this! Nina!

nina

↓

You must choose, serge. If not, I will kill both of them,

choose kill must serge

↓

and when you've finished screaming, crying, I will kill you, too.

crying finished kill screaming

↓

- Choose. - No.

choose

↓

Fuck.

fuck

↓

Kimiko, run!

kimiko

↓

Kimiko!

kimiko

↓

Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

fuck fuck-fuck fuck-fuck-fuck

↓

Mon coeur.

coeur

↓

Mon coeur.

coeur

↓

She's gone.

gone

↓

Nina's gone.

gone

↓

It's over.

↓

It's over.

↓

Have you always had that?

↓

I don't know what you're talking about.

↓

I grew up in Harlem,

grew

↓

brownstone filled with family.

family filled

↓

Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins.

aunts cousins grandparents uncles

↓

One night, there was a ruckus outside.

night ruckus

↓

I looked out the window, and it was soldier boy.

looked soldier window

↓

He had pulled up on some kids that were trying to boost a benz,

boost kids pulled

↓

and so I run and wake up my grandad.

wake

↓

"Grandpa, grandpa. It's soldier boy. Come look."

grandpa soldier

↓

Soldier boy takes the benz,

soldier takes

↓

and he hurls it through our house, like a fucking freight train.

freight freight-train fucking house train

↓

It missed me by about six inches.

inches missed

↓

And my grandpa...

grandpa

↓

One minute he was there...

minute

↓

And then he wasn't.

↓

And I woke him up.

woke

↓

I put him in that spot.

spot

↓

That is not your fault.

fault

↓

That's when this whole ocd shit started. I mean, I don't understand it.

started whole

↓

All I know is that if I didn't check the burners three times a night,

check night three three-times times

↓

soldier boy would come back and kill the rest of us.

kill rest soldier

↓

And I'm still that kid.

↓

Still getting up in the middle of the night, checking the burners.

checking middle night

↓

'Cause if I don't,

↓

soldier boy's gonna come back,

boys soldier soldier-boys

↓

and he's gonna kill my family.

family kill

↓

I got to get this motherfucker out of my head,

head motherfucker

↓

and end this.

↓

Or it'll end me.

itll

↓

- Oh, my god. Oh, my god. - Oh, hell nah.

↓

- Oh, my god. - Invitation?

invitation

↓

I got your invitation right here.

invitation

↓

Hey.

↓

Starlight. I did not even recognize you.

recognize starlight

↓

Come in. You are more than welcome to party.

party welcome

↓

- Party? - Yeah.

party

↓

The 70th anniversary of herogasm.

anniversary herogasm

↓

- Fuck me. - Oh.

fuck

↓

- Oh, shit. - Fuck.

fuck

↓

You seem familiar.

familiar

↓

You about to get familiar with these hands

familiar hands

↓

if you don't get this motherfucking love sausage

love motherfucking sausage

↓

- away from my goddamn face. - Okay, okay, okay.

face goddamn

↓

You are not supe.

supe

↓

I'm with her. For the fuck party.

fuck party

↓

Yeah. Um, mm-hmm. No, he's very good at cunnilingus.

↓

- Yeah, his tongue is just... yeah. - Oh, yeah?

tongue

↓

He just gobbles that vagina right up.

vagina

↓

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

↓

- Mm-hmm. - Love sausage, huh?

love sausage

↓

This is good name for me.

name

↓

I like it. Come on in.

↓

Oh, my god.

↓

Oh!

↓

All right, so once a year, a bunch of c-iisters

bunch

↓

get together at one of their places to get they wicks wet.

places

↓

Stop.

↓

- Herogasm. - Mm-hmm.

herogasm

↓

- I get it. - Holy ass-ramming.

holy

↓

Aw, stop!

↓

Holy ass-ramming. Holy ass-ramming.

holy

↓

Come on. Come on my hump.

hump

↓

That's it.

↓

Poor frenchie.

frenchie poor

↓

He's always wanted to see this. He's gonna be heartbroken.

heartbroken wanted

↓

- You know what's fucked up? - Hmm?

fucked

↓

It's that it's real fucking sex workers here

fucking real workers

↓

getting banged up, and not in the good way.

banged

↓

Not that these supes give a shit.

supes

↓

When soldier boy gets here, it's gonna be a slaughter.

slaughter soldier

↓

We have to get these people out.

↓

What up, bro?

↓

What the fuck did this motherfucker put on my jacket?

fuck jacket motherfucker

↓

- Oh, my god. Okay. Um... - It's my favorite fucking jacket.

favorite fucking jacket

↓

- Let's go find a bathroom. - Some nasty-ass shit.

bathroom nasty

↓

- Let's go find a bathroom. - This shit is sticky.

bathroom sticky

↓

Let's go clean it up. Let's go.

clean

↓

- What the fuck is this shit? - Yellowtail sashimi?

fuck

↓

No. No, not in the mood for that. Thanks.

mood thanks

↓

- Goddamn it. - Throwing ropes.

goddamn goddamn-it ropes throwing

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

Lick it up, you yummy brown bear.

bear brown brown-bear lick yummy

↓

I can't.

↓

I need a bathroom.

bathroom

↓

Right now.

↓

Oh, okay. So, this-this is an actual orgy.

actual orgy

↓

That's what this is.

↓

Fucking herogasm.

fucking herogasm

↓

Still a thing, eh?

↓

It's my thing. I founded it in '52.

founded

↓

Me and this other supe, Liberty.

liberty supe

↓

Man, was she a firecracker.

firecracker

↓

Frenchie's gonna be heartbroken he missed this.

frenchies heartbroken missed

↓

There are a lot of people in there.

↓

Well, as long as they stay out of my way, they'll be fine.

↓

Okay, all right. Just, uh, give me three minutes.

minutes three three-minutes

↓

I'll jump in, I'll jump back out.

jump

↓

I'll tell you exactly where to find the twins.

twins

↓

Nobody else in your way.

nobody

↓

Three minutes.

minutes three three-minutes

↓

Soldier boy? Nah, he's dead as dog shit.

dead soldier

↓

No, he's not.

↓

I swear, this is really happening.

swear

↓

Please, you need to help me get people out of here, now.

↓

Starlight, come on.

starlight

↓

Do not let them do this to you.

↓

This... this fear.

fear

↓

You heard what homelander said.

heard homelander

↓

Lamestream media's making a fucking mountain out of a molehill.

fucking mountain

↓

- Do the research. - Oh, my god.

research

↓

This is real.

real

↓

These attacks are real.

attacks real

↓

Soldier boy is real.

real soldier

↓

Well, I just think you could stand to be a little better informed.

informed stand

↓

Homelander's gonna take care of it, okay?

care homelanders

↓

I'm gonna go find a salad to toss.

salad toss

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

You melted my cock ring.

cock cock-ring melted ring

↓

Oh, Jesus, your stretching powers!

jesus powers stretching

↓

Oh, my god, your mouth is amazing.

amazing mouth

↓

It's like a velvet vacuum draining my balls.

balls draining vacuum velvet

↓

Oh, yeah. You are so fucking hot.

fucking

↓

God, your legs go on for days.

days legs

↓

Ooh. Ooh. Oh, my god.

↓

- What the fuck? - Shit.

fuck

↓

It's not what it looks like.

↓

What are you doing here?

↓

Nothing. I'm not doing anything. Why would you even...

↓

This octopus was sick. Why would you ask that?

octopus sick

↓

Homelander is gonna love this.

homelander love

↓

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. Stop.

↓

Stop, stop, stop. No.

↓

Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Look.

↓

That's why I'm here. It's his idea.

idea

↓

What's his idea?

idea

↓

I said no cameras in the toilets, Tommy.

cameras toilets tommy

↓

- Give it back. - You're pathetic.

pathetic

↓

You know what?

↓

Let's see how everyone feels

feels

↓

about close-ups of their assholes without consent!

assholes close consent

↓

Fuck you. I'm done.

fuck

↓

I never want to see you again.

↓

Oh. That's so sweet.

sweet

↓

Uh, just... I got to give my asshole a breather.

asshole breather

↓

You know?

↓

Then say goodbye to that westfield mall

goodbye mall

↓

opening next week in poughkeepsie,

opening week

↓

'cause nobody is coming to see you without me.

coming nobody

↓

I fucking hate you. I hate your mouth.

fucking fucking-hate hate mouth

↓

I hate the way your jaw pops when you chew.

chew hate pops

↓

And I hated every second I spent holding that clammy hand.

hand hated holding second spent

↓

I should've killed you in the womb.

killed shouldve womb

↓

Ah, fuck you!

fuck

↓

Fuck you!

fuck

↓

Fuck you, Tommy!

fuck tommy

↓

Sorry.

↓

Hey, I know you like fucking supes, but I'm off the table.

fucking supes table

↓

That's not why I'm here, okay?

↓

You're here, too, you know.

↓

Whatever, pornhub.

pornhub

↓

I don't have time for you right now.

↓

Hey.

↓

You never said you were sorry.

↓

What?

↓

For Robin.

robin

↓

You never apologized for Robin.

apologized robin

↓

- Jesus, you want to do this right now? - Yeah, I do.

jesus

↓

You just get away with everything, don't you?

↓

Just running past all the broken people you leave behind.

behind broken past running

↓

All right, you know what?

↓

What?

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

Is that what you want to hear?

↓

'Cause I am.

↓

Okay?

↓

It's fucked up,

fucked

↓

seeing somebody that you love get hurt like that.

hurt love seeing somebody

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

I'm fucking sorry, hughie.

fucking hughie

↓

- Hughie. Hughie. - How did you do that?

hughie hughie-hughie

↓

- Stop, stop! - No, no, no. How the fuck did you do that?

fuck

↓

- I'll show you again! - No.

↓

That is not going to happen.

happen

↓

A-train, get out of here.

train

↓

Not that you deserve the warning.

deserve warning

↓

Come on. Come on. Come on, come on.

↓

Is he here?

↓

He's only here for the twins, all right?

twins

↓

Nobody else has to get hurt.

hurt nobody

↓

You don't get to decide who to serve up on a platter here, okay?

decide platter serve

↓

These are real people. We need to clear the house now.

clear house real

↓

This is about to be a fucking bloodbath.

bloodbath fucking

↓

No, it won't. I made soldier boy promise not to do anything...

promise soldier

↓

Hughie, stop it. Listen to me.

hughie

↓

Homelander is coming.

coming homelander

↓

The deep told me.

deep

↓

When those two start fighting...

fighting start

↓

Please. Help me.

↓

- You have to go. - No. I need to stop him.

↓

Annie. No, Annie.

annie

↓

Annie!

annie

↓

Oh, my god... you teleported me?

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

I saved you, Annie.

annie saved

↓

Jesus Christ. All I want is to save you.

christ jesus jesus-christ save

↓

You keep saying that, but I don't need you to save me.

save

↓

Right, god forbid I help you, because I always have to be the weak one,

forbid weak

↓

- the one you have to rescue. - No.

rescue

↓

You always have to be the strong one.

strong

↓

You always have to be so much stronger than me.

stronger

↓

I thought that you didn't care about that.

care

↓

I mean, on our first date,

date

↓

you said that it didn't bother you.

bother

↓

I know.

↓

But it does.

↓

Sometimes.

sometimes

↓

A little.

↓

I thought the drugs had fucked you up, hughie, but...

drugs fucked hughie

↓

This is you.

↓

This is all you.

↓

Halothane.

halothane

↓

What'd you think you were gonna do with that?

whatd

↓

You killed my family.

family killed

↓

Which one?

↓

Oi.

↓

Not him.

↓

Twins are out there.

twins

↓

So you get homelander, but I can't get soldier boy?

homelander soldier

↓

You're a fucking hypocrite, butcher. Now move.

butcher fucking hypocrite

↓

I can't let you do it, m.

↓

It'd be suicide.

suicide

↓

Oh, come off it. What you gonna do with it?

↓

Move!

↓

You're such a fucking idiot.

fucking fucking-idiot idiot

↓

Can't even work the TiVo without me.

↓

And there it is, sick fuck.

fuck sick

↓

Hiya, kids.

hiya kids

↓

That poop chute's had a workout, huh?

poop workout

↓

Looks like the Lincoln tunnel.

lincoln tunnel

↓

Ben.

↓

You fucked me, you selfish piece of shit!

fucked piece selfish

↓

That's enough.

↓

- Nicaragua wasn't our fault. - Yeah, swear to god.

fault nicaragua swear

↓

Then whose fault was it?

fault

↓

If you tell me, maybe I'll let you go.

↓

I-It was noir. It was noir's idea, top to bottom.

bottom idea noir noirs

↓

He gave you to the Russians. Please.

russians

↓

- Noir? - Uh-huh.

noir

↓

Yeah.

↓

Noir wouldn't take a shit without vought's say-so.

noir voughts

↓

Please? It's the truth.

truth

↓

- Give me your hand. - It's been years.

hand years

↓

Do you want to die?

↓

Tnt detonate!

detonate

↓

- I got to go. - Annie, wait.

annie

↓

Annie, Annie, Annie, just...

annie annie-annie

↓

You can't go.

↓

Icant?

↓

I'm not gonna let you.

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

No. No.

↓

I don't want to hear it right now.

↓

Blue hawk!

blue blue-hawk hawk

↓

- What? - We got to talk.

↓

Jesus Christ, not right now. There's a psycho back there.

christ jesus jesus-christ psycho

↓

The fuck? Get your fucking hands off me.

fuck fucking hands

↓

You hurt a lot of people. You hurt my brother.

brother hurt

↓

You're not gonna get away with it. Not this time.

↓

Fuck!

fuck

↓

God.

↓

Help me.

↓

S-Someone please help...

↓

Huh.

↓

Soned?

↓

What happened?

happened

↓

William butcher and soldier boy.

butcher soldier william william-butcher

↓

Of course.

course

↓

You are behind this.

behind

↓

This whole thing.

whole

↓

It really is all about me.

↓

William, we made a deal

deal william

↓

to fight to the death, you and me.

death fight

↓

This is cheating.

cheating

↓

Deal's off.

deals

↓

You were my hero growing up.

growing hero

↓

I watched all your movies, hundreds of times.

hundreds movies times watched

↓

You were the only one that was nearly as strong as me.

nearly strong

↓

Buddy, you think you look strong?

buddy strong

↓

You're wearing a cape.

cape wearing

↓

You're just a cheap fucking knockoff.

cheap fucking knockoff

↓

Oh, no, no, no.

↓

I'm the upgrade.

upgrade

↓

Mm! Mm!

↓

Mm, mm, please, I need you. People are hurt.

hurt

↓

Mm! Mm! Please.

↓

He doesn't control you.

control

↓

We have to help these people.

↓

It's up to us.

↓

You really had me going for a minute there.

minute

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

What have you done?

↓

Scorched earth.

earth

↓

Do it!

↓

Hughie!

hughie

↓

Get out of here!

↓

No fucking way.

fucking

↓

Let's see?

↓

Hey.

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

Hey, please, no. Easy.

easy

↓

We need a doctor to resew these stitches.

doctor stitches

↓

What do you mean?

↓

You are not a monster.

monster

↓

It seems no matter how much we try to run,

matter seems

↓

we cannot escape our old lives, huh?

cannot escape lives

↓

I suppose no one can run that fast.

fast suppose

↓

Yeah.

↓

This is a bad idea.

idea

↓

Homelander helped make me america's sweetheart.

americas americas-sweetheart helped homelander sweetheart

↓

He's gonna regret that.

regret

↓

- You ready? - Mm-hmm.

ready

↓

I'm in Montpelier, Vermont.

vermont

↓

Twelve heroes and civilians are dead,

dead heroes twelve

↓

a lot more are wounded.

wounded

↓

Now, homelander and vought are going to tell you

homelander vought

↓

that it was the supervillain and that they have it handled.

handled supervillain

↓

They don't.

↓

It was soldier boy.

soldier

↓

I know I sound insane, but...

insane sound

↓

Soldier boy doesn't care about protecting Americans,

americans care protecting soldier

↓

and he probably never has.

↓

Most heroes don't care about you.

care heroes

↓

They only care about their image, and...

care image

↓

Homelander is the worst of them.

homelander worst

↓

He's hurt people.

hurt

↓

He's done something to Maeve.

maeve

↓

I don't know what they're gonna do to me for telling the truth,

telling truth

↓

but I'm going to keep doing it, and I should've done it sooner.

shouldve sooner

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

And one more thing.

↓

I'm not starlight anymore.

anymore starlight

↓

My name is Annie January...

annie annie-january january name

↓

And I fucking quit.

fucking quit