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Season 3, Episode 6 — Herogasm

With great power comes the absolute cen'ainty

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that you'll turn into a right cunt.

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We got everything under control.

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An explosion rocked midtown Manhattan.

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Soldier boy.

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And what you gonna do when you find him?

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You need us.

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You shot up an untested drug from vought.

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Nina.

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A classified lab destroyed.

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Three of my contacts disappeared,

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so you're the one who pays the debt.

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Black lives matter!

#13

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Supe lives matter, fucking ingrates!

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Stop!

#15

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Nathan will never walk away.

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- What the fuck? - Crimson countess.

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Your lover boy's on his way here.

#18

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How much did the Russians pay you?

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- They didn't. - I loved you.

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I hated you. We all did.

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You're teaming up with a murderer.

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Please don't go.

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Past few days have got me feeling a little, um...

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Well, philosophical.

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Uh, these supervillain attacks, they've affected everyone.

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Doesn't matter who you are, where you're from.

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We 're all in this together.

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And together, we can imagine a better world.

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J" imagine there's no heaven j”

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j" it's easy if you try j”

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j” no hell below us j”

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j” above us, only sky j”

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J” imagine all the people j”

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j” living for today j”

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j” ah, ah, ah-ah—ah j”

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j” you may say I'm a dreamer j”

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j” but I'm not the only one j”

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j” I hope someday you will join us j”

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Stop.

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Deep.

#41

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Is there anyone else that can operate this thing? Seriously.

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Ashley thought we should get rid of most of them.

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- What? You fired them. - Here, I found it. I found it.

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Okay.

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Stop.

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Zoom in.

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Soldier boy.

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No, that's impossible. He died, like, 40 years ago.

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Someone's cosplaying?

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Look at his face. It's him.

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- Or maybe cgi. - It is not cgi.

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You don't even know what cgi stands for.

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It stands for "blow me."

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I don't understand. Where has he been?

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Why did he kill crimson countess?

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I mean, the two were, like, fucking Kurt and Goldie.

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All right, you know what? This is fine. This is fine.

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We dominate the news cycle. I will call haberman.

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We'll message that we got soldier boy totally under control.

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Shut up.

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You want to tell the world that soldier boy, hero of heroes,

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is back from the fucking dead and blowing up midtown?

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Before me, he was vought.

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His statue's in front of the fucking building, Ashley.

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Oh, my god, if this gets out...

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Company's fucked. I'm fucked.

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Oh, god. If the company falls, I fall.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, god. Why is this happening to me?

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This isn't fair.

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This is so fucking unfair.

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Okay. I'll handle this.

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I'm gonna find him and kill him.

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You Bury it. All of it. The footage, no one sees it.

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He fucks it up, it's your head.

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Noir.

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Why would he kill crimson countess?

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He was your team leader, you have any idea?

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I'm really glad to have you with me on this one, pal.

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Seriously. You're the only one I can count on.

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Uh... thank you.

#82

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What the hell?

#83

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Where's the chop socky oriental sauce?

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They don't have that anymore.

#85

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Why the fuck not?

#86

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Uh, many... many good reasons.

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Did you get the other shit?

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Here you go, guv.

#89

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Man, I missed bennies.

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It's how we won d-day, you know.

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We were wired to the fucking gills.

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Listen, let's have a little chat about this team-up, yeah?

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Yeah, what the hell do I need a team for?

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The last one handed me to the reds.

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And we got you out of that little pickle.

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We wrapped up crimson countess

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and delivered her like a fucking Christmas Turkey,

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and I even sorted gunpowder for you.

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Why am I supposed to be impressed with that?

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That's like killing Emmanuel Lewis.

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Yeah, well, he grew up a bit since you last saw him.

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Hands off the fucking shield.

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- Mmm. - Anyway,

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you want payback on payback, don't you?

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Well, it just so happens that we...

#106

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Are experts at exterminating shitbag supes.

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You see, it's a whole different world out there now, son.

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We're here to help you find your way.

#109

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Well, I can find them on my own.

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Uh, are you sure?

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I mean, do you know what a GPS is?

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Or-or Bluetooth? Or, I mean... The Internet?

#113

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You made those words up.

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No. No. No, those are real words, um,

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and-and you need those to find them.

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All right? You need us.

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Kid's right.

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And all we ask in return

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is that you add one more name to the list.

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Who?

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A right cunt named homelander.

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I've seen pictures.

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Who is he?

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He's the new you.

#125

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No one's the new me, pal.

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But why him?

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Let's just say you're not the only one wants payback.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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All right.

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You help me find the rest of my team,

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and I'll help you with this homelander.

#132

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So, you think that soldier boy is going after the rest of payback?

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Countess wasn't strong enough to fuck him over on her own.

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She had help.

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Soldier boy's just getting started.

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Do you know where any of them are?

#137

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Those shady-ass tnt twins got an address in Vermont.

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Okay. Does butcher have it?

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No, but he'll get it.

#140

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I think soldier boy is bulletproof.

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This ain't for soldier boy.

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Look, I'm pissed at those guys, too, but we have to keep our heads on.

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Why? Why do I always have to take the high road?

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You know, when white folks get mad, y'all motherfuckers go berserk,

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but I got to turn the other cheek?

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Fuck the high road, fuck butcher, and fuck hughie.

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Hughie is not himself right now.

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Hughie is a grown-ass man that's made his own choices.

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Mm! Please!

#150

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Soldier boy is gonna kill more people. I mean, fuck!

#151

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Kimiko is in the hospital.

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She lost her powers.

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Frenchie isn't answering, Alex is dead,

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and Maeve...

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We're all we've got.

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It's up to us.

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Shit.

#158

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This is starlight.

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Yeah, of course, Ashley. I'll be right there.

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I got to go up to the tower for a little bit.

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Now?

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If I don't go, they're gonna know something's up.

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I'll be one hour.

#164

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Do I need to worry about you?

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Okay.

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Even the greatest trees

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must grow from a single seed.

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Follow one proud black man's journey to the root of his roots,

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as he takes the a-train to Africa.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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Hey. It looks great.

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Man, there's so much strength in dignity.

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What are you doing about blue hawk?

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Okay, first of all, everyone at vought

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is just heartbroken over your brother's tragic accident.

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It wasn't an accident. Blue hawk went apeshit for no reason.

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Well, he said he felt threatened.

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- Threatened? - Mm-hmm.

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By what, a room full of black people with no superpowers?

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Look, I've scheduled him for 12 weeks of sensitivity training.

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Fuck that. I want charges brought.

#182

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Okay, a-train, persecuting blue hawk will only make things worse.

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This is a time for healing.

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I don't give a shit.

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I thought we got rid of the Nazis around here.

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Vought rejects racism

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- and nazism unequivocally. Okay? - Hmm.

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Now, uh, can we talk about this later?

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I have a lot going on today. Thank you.

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You know, whatever. I don't need you.

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I'll just ping his chip, go get his ass myself.

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No. Homelander wants everyone to present a united front right now.

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My brother is paralyzed.

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I want some fucking justice.

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Seriously? Justice?

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- Yeah. - You want justice?

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Yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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I have spent over 100 hours in crisis management meetings

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specifically figuring out how to cover up your bullshit,

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including all three of your straight-up murders,

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while you were out in the club with your crew,

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or getting your toe sucked by popclaw,

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who, let's not forget, you also murdered.

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Yeah, that's right. I know about that.

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You did not give a shit about all the collateral you caused then.

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Now, all of a sudden, you care because it happened to you?

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Go fuck yourself.

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Yeah, that's right.

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I said that.

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Out loud.

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Homelander.

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- What? - Couple things. Uh...

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Noir, he's, uh, he's gone.

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What do you mean, he's gone?

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He cut out his tracking chip.

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No, he-he-he...

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He-he wouldn't. Not noir. He wouldn't run.

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Well...

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He wouldn't do that to me.

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He wo... he wouldn't run.

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Tell him... what we figured out.

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Right.

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We think crimson countess was just the start.

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We think... he's going after his whole team, including noir.

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The good news is, that means we know where he's probably headed next.

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The twins. Tnt.

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They're the closest. Vermont.

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Okay.

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Okay? Really? Homelander, thank you so much.

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Shh, shh, shh.

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You go there, and you check it out.

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- Yeah. - And if soldier boy does show up,

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then, uh...

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- You call me. - Yeah.

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- Uh... what should I tell the twins? - I don't give a fuck.

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Got it.

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Babe, that was amazing.

#239

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Yeah, but I didn't need you to jump in there like that.

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- I had the whole thing. - Hey, hey.

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I'm just trying to help. Okay?

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We're in this together, right?

#243

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Okay. Right.

#244

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Right.

#245

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Why the long face, tiger?

#246

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What if I can't handle him?

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I mean, if noir ran...

#248

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Oh, you can handle him.

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You're the top of the food chain.

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Hey, hey.

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When we were kids, alone in the bad room,

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I got us through it, right?

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Don't I always?

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- Always. - No matter what.

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No matter what.

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And now, I'll get us through this.

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Just as long as you and me stick together.

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But... what if Edgar's right?

#259

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What if it was a mistake to take over vought?

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And-and...

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And I am just talent, and they all know I'm a fraud.

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What do you care what a bunch of mud people think?

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Come on.

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Tell me the real reason. I want to hear you say it.

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- Say it! - I want them to love me.

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Yahtzee!

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Only it never seems to work out, does it?

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Madelyn, Maeve, stormfront,

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even your own son.

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So why do you keep running headfirst into the same brick wall?

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I don't know.

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Pants on fire. You know.

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It's because, deep down, there's a part of you that is still...

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Human.

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- No. - Mm-hmm. Part of you is.

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- Mm-mmm. - A dirty, shriveled,

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anemic little part of you

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that still mewls for approval, and love,

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and a mommy, and a daddy, and a boo-hoo-hoo.

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Look at me, tiger.

#281

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Look at me.

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We got to cut that part of you out like a cancer.

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And then, well, then, my boy, you can finally be

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who you were always meant to be.

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Pure. Clean.

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Like marble.

#287

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These people would rather die than be Soviet slaves.

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It's too late.

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Afghanistan is ours.

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Wrong. It's free.

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And I'll stand by our mujahideen brothers until the end.

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You know what else I'll do?

#293

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What?

#294

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I'll distract you.

#295

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Tnt detonate!

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These fucking twins.

#297

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You know they couldn't hit their fucking marks?

#298

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Fucking unprofessionals is what they are.

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Hey, uh, yeah, butcher's gonna find them.

#300

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Why don't you, uh, why don't you get some sleep?

#301

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Mmm, no. I've slept enough.

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Dads.

#303

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We know you love taking your babies everywhere.

#304

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No matter where you go, starlight diapers...

#305

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Do men really walk around like that?

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Yeah. I mean, dads do.

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Okay, well...

#308

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Bill cosby is america's dad, and,

#309

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tell you one thing, he wouldn't be caught dead in that pussy gear.

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Lot to unpack there. Uh...

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The cos. That's a real man.

#312

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Holy shit, did he make some strong drinks.

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Holy fucking shit.

#314

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But, seriously, what passes as a man today?

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Christ on a cross.

#316

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I read that we were ass up in Afghanistan.

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The fuck is up with that? Those were the good guys.

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- I mean, when I left, it was, uh... - Yeah, you know...

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I mean, goddamn it. We-we were ten and one, you know?

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I lead the 116th onto Omaha beach.

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I was in the fucking eagle's nest.

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I fought for this country.

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I fought for this country.

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And what did I get for it?

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Forgotten.

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Left to rot by my own team.

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You know, I wanted some rug rats of my own,

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with countess. Yeah.

#329

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Ain't that a bitch.

#330

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You know, couple of little boys. Raise them up to be men.

#331

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Now...

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Now I got nothing.

#333

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Hey, um, can I ask you something?

#334

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What happened in midtown?

#335

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I don't know.

#336

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I mean, your team wasn't there,

#337

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so did someone do anything, or say something...

#338

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- I said, I don't know. - Okay. Okay, yeah.

#339

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I blacked out.

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About ten minutes.

#341

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When I came to, the damage was done.

#342

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I didn't mean to hurt those people.

#343

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I'm not a bad guy.

#344

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But that won't happen again...

#345

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Right?

#346

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Only if they got it coming.

#347

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Oi, oi.

#348

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You're bleeding.

#349

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Not mine.

#350

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Got an address.

#351

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We're off to Vermont.

#352

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Lord of the seven seas. Wow.

#353

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My man, I'm such an incredible fan.

#354

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Jesus, Tommy. Slather his balls in peanut butter, why don't you?

#355

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Sorry. My sister's a goddamn bitch.

#356

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And, uh, tnt.

#357

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Right. I'm a big fan of yours, too.

#358

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Cool outfits.

#359

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Always felt you got railroaded with that starlight thing, by the way.

#360

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You know, like, what,

#361

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nowadays, you can't even pay a lady a compliment.

#362

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- I know, right? - You're disgusting.

#363

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Anyway, we are just so pleased, you know,

#364

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have a big star such as yourself

#365

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grace our humble soiree.

#366

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You guys having a party?

#367

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Wait, is this...

#368

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This is herogasm.

#369

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I'm really glad you're here.

#370

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I missed you.

#371

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- Who's joining us? - They didn't tell you?

#372

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Hey, there.

#373

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Hey, lady.

#374

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The mayor can say anything she wants,

#375

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but homelander is the one working

#376

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- to catch the guy. - Mmm.

#377

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We're about to turn a corner here.

#378

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Absolutely, we are.

#379

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- Thank you, honey. - Of course, sweetheart.

#380

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That's reassuring.

#381

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But there are 19 dead and dozens wounded.

#382

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Congresswoman neuman,

#383

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what do you say to the Americans who are watching right now

#384

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- and feeling scared? - Yeah, look, it's understandable...

#385

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What kind of a-a nasty question is that?

#386

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- Oh, no, it's fine. I'm happy to answer... - Starlightjust said, and I keep saying,

#387

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this is not a problem.

#388

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I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean...

#389

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I don't have time for your mediocre ambush.

#390

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Your job is to report facts,

#391

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not attack us when we sit here and tell you the truth.

#392

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The American people, they know.

#393

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They know when someone's telling them facts,

#394

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and they know when the media is lying to them.

#395

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There is no problem.

#396

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It is safe to go out. Period.

#397

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You know what? We're done here.

#398

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Stupid fucking hack.

#399

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Up next, Chuck makes empanadas with Rachael ray.

#400

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We'll be right back.

#401

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And we're clear.

#402

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You fucking amateur.

#403

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The next report you're gonna be doing is inside my fucking asshole,

#404

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you piece of shit.

#405

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Hey, uh, you free for a little catch-up?

#406

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You know what? I'm-I'm a little slammed right now.

#407

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Oh, come on. Ten minutes won't kill you.

#408

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Hey, so, uh, where's hughie?

#409

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Oh, he's just camping with his dad for a couple of days.

#410

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Okay. Okay, good.

#411

⇓

Oh, great. I thought he was avoiding me or something, you know

#412

⇓

'cause he was scared I was gonna pop his head.

#413

⇓

Hmm?

#414

⇓

Come on, Annie.

#415

⇓

Put them away.

#416

⇓

I'm not gonna hurt you or hughie or your families.

#417

⇓

Besides, you'd lose.

#418

⇓

Then why are you here?

#419

⇓

Because I want to help you.

#420

⇓

Huh. Help.

#421

⇓

From the psycho who blew up congress.

#422

⇓

Look, most of those guys passed around deepfakes of me

#423

⇓

on the house floor blowing bin laden,

#424

⇓

so I'm not exactly overwhelmed with sympathy.

#425

⇓

Annie, you need me.

#426

⇓

You're all alone.

#427

⇓

I mean, come on, that #homelight shit?

#428

⇓

That looks like you're in a hostage video.

#429

⇓

Blink twice if I'm wrong.

#430

⇓

And, what, you got to play nice with the guy

#431

⇓

that throat-fucked you on your first day of work.

#432

⇓

And Maeve, they say Maeve is in rehab,

#433

⇓

but you and I both know she's probably dead.

#434

⇓

I'm all you got.

#435

⇓

Come on, Annie, you and I were friends.

#436

⇓

None of that has changed for me.

#437

⇓

Are you ever gonna get to the point?

#438

⇓

You have 193 million Instagram followers.

#439

⇓

Lend me your influence, and I'll lend you mine.

#440

⇓

I can protect you from homelander.

#441

⇓

You'll finally be team captain for real.

#442

⇓

And in return, you help me goose my numbers.

#443

⇓

I can finally get my education reform bill passed.

#444

⇓

We can make things better, Annie.

#445

⇓

For my daughter, for a lot of daughters.

#446

⇓

Come on, what do you say?

#447

⇓

You're right.

#448

⇓

This whole place.

#449

⇓

I'm so fucking tired...

#450

⇓

Of listening to people tell me

#451

⇓

I need to be shitty in order to win.

#452

⇓

Fuck you.

#453

⇓

And fuck homelander, and fuck vought

#454

⇓

and this "whatever it takes" crap.

#455

⇓

You're just gonna end up sitting on top of the steaming pile of shit

#456

⇓

that you built.

#457

⇓

I'm done.

#458

⇓

I'm fucking done. I'm not doing it anymore.

#459

⇓

You're not gonna be doing anything if homelander kills you.

#460

⇓

Yeah, maybe.

#461

⇓

But then I'll know I'm not working with a fucking nutjob.

#462

⇓

So, either pop my head or get the hell out.

#463

⇓

Hey, keep this between us?

#464

⇓

It'd be really tough to take out america's sweetheart,

#465

⇓

but not impossible.

#466

⇓

I'm so sorry.

#467

⇓

No.

#468

⇓

No. S'il vous plait, no.

#469

⇓

Don't do this.

#470

⇓

His body is a masterpiece, no?

#471

⇓

Do you know the story behind this one?

#472

⇓

Oh, years ago, my cousin kolya went state's witness,

#473

⇓

so I send my serge.

#474

⇓

Not even three bullets could stop my attack dog.

#475

⇓

Bar fight on the basque coast.

#476

⇓

He started it.

#477

⇓

Oh, my beast. This is my favorite.

#478

⇓

When serge was 14 years old, he dropped a glass.

#479

⇓

His father told him to knee! In the shards and not move until he said so.

#480

⇓

Little serge did not shift an inch,

#481

⇓

not even after his father left to get drunk

#482

⇓

and pass out in the whorehouse.

#483

⇓

Oh, please, don't cry for serge.

#484

⇓

He likes to be told what to do.

#485

⇓

And he loves to be punished when he's bad.

#486

⇓

Makes him hard.

#487

⇓

So... cherie...

#488

⇓

- No. - Or kimiko?

#489

⇓

No, don't do it.

#490

⇓

Don't do this! Nina!

#491

⇓

You must choose, serge. If not, I will kill both of them,

#492

⇓

and when you've finished screaming, crying, I will kill you, too.

#493

⇓

- Choose. - No.

#494

⇓

Fuck.

#495

⇓

Kimiko, run!

#496

⇓

Kimiko!

#497

⇓

Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

#498

⇓

Mon coeur.

#499

⇓

Mon coeur.

#500

⇓

She's gone.

#501

⇓

Nina's gone.

#502

⇓

It's over.

#503

⇓

It's over.

#504

⇓

Have you always had that?

#505

⇓

I don't know what you're talking about.

#506

⇓

I grew up in Harlem,

#507

⇓

brownstone filled with family.

#508

⇓

Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins.

#509

⇓

One night, there was a ruckus outside.

#510

⇓

I looked out the window, and it was soldier boy.

#511

⇓

He had pulled up on some kids that were trying to boost a benz,

#512

⇓

and so I run and wake up my grandad.

#513

⇓

"Grandpa, grandpa. It's soldier boy. Come look."

#514

⇓

Soldier boy takes the benz,

#515

⇓

and he hurls it through our house, like a fucking freight train.

#516

⇓

It missed me by about six inches.

#517

⇓

And my grandpa...

#518

⇓

One minute he was there...

#519

⇓

And then he wasn't.

#520

⇓

And I woke him up.

#521

⇓

I put him in that spot.

#522

⇓

That is not your fault.

#523

⇓

That's when this whole ocd shit started. I mean, I don't understand it.

#524

⇓

All I know is that if I didn't check the burners three times a night,

#525

⇓

soldier boy would come back and kill the rest of us.

#526

⇓

And I'm still that kid.

#527

⇓

Still getting up in the middle of the night, checking the burners.

#528

⇓

'Cause if I don't,

#529

⇓

soldier boy's gonna come back,

#530

⇓

and he's gonna kill my family.

#531

⇓

I got to get this motherfucker out of my head,

#532

⇓

and end this.

#533

⇓

Or it'll end me.

#534

⇓

- Oh, my god. Oh, my god. - Oh, hell nah.

#535

⇓

- Oh, my god. - Invitation?

#536

⇓

I got your invitation right here.

#537

⇓

Hey.

#538

⇓

Starlight. I did not even recognize you.

#539

⇓

Come in. You are more than welcome to party.

#540

⇓

- Party? - Yeah.

#541

⇓

The 70th anniversary of herogasm.

#542

⇓

- Fuck me. - Oh.

#543

⇓

- Oh, shit. - Fuck.

#544

⇓

You seem familiar.

#545

⇓

You about to get familiar with these hands

#546

⇓

if you don't get this motherfucking love sausage

#547

⇓

- away from my goddamn face. - Okay, okay, okay.

#548

⇓

You are not supe.

#549

⇓

I'm with her. For the fuck party.

#550

⇓

Yeah. Um, mm-hmm. No, he's very good at cunnilingus.

#551

⇓

- Yeah, his tongue is just... yeah. - Oh, yeah?

#552

⇓

He just gobbles that vagina right up.

#553

⇓

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

#554

⇓

- Mm-hmm. - Love sausage, huh?

#555

⇓

This is good name for me.

#556

⇓

I like it. Come on in.

#557

⇓

Oh, my god.

#558

⇓

Oh!

#559

⇓

All right, so once a year, a bunch of c-iisters

#560

⇓

get together at one of their places to get they wicks wet.

#561

⇓

Stop.

#562

⇓

- Herogasm. - Mm-hmm.

#563

⇓

- I get it. - Holy ass-ramming.

#564

⇓

Aw, stop!

#565

⇓

Holy ass-ramming. Holy ass-ramming.

#566

⇓

Come on. Come on my hump.

#567

⇓

That's it.

#568

⇓

Poor frenchie.

#569

⇓

He's always wanted to see this. He's gonna be heartbroken.

#570

⇓

- You know what's fucked up? - Hmm?

#571

⇓

It's that it's real fucking sex workers here

#572

⇓

getting banged up, and not in the good way.

#573

⇓

Not that these supes give a shit.

#574

⇓

When soldier boy gets here, it's gonna be a slaughter.

#575

⇓

We have to get these people out.

#576

⇓

What up, bro?

#577

⇓

What the fuck did this motherfucker put on my jacket?

#578

⇓

- Oh, my god. Okay. Um... - It's my favorite fucking jacket.

#579

⇓

- Let's go find a bathroom. - Some nasty-ass shit.

#580

⇓

- Let's go find a bathroom. - This shit is sticky.

#581

⇓

Let's go clean it up. Let's go.

#582

⇓

- What the fuck is this shit? - Yellowtail sashimi?

#583

⇓

No. No, not in the mood for that. Thanks.

#584

⇓

- Goddamn it. - Throwing ropes.

#585

⇓

Oh, shit.

#586

⇓

Lick it up, you yummy brown bear.

#587

⇓

I can't.

#588

⇓

I need a bathroom.

#589

⇓

Right now.

#590

⇓

Oh, okay. So, this-this is an actual orgy.

#591

⇓

That's what this is.

#592

⇓

Fucking herogasm.

#593

⇓

Still a thing, eh?

#594

⇓

It's my thing. I founded it in '52.

#595

⇓

Me and this other supe, Liberty.

#596

⇓

Man, was she a firecracker.

#597

⇓

Frenchie's gonna be heartbroken he missed this.

#598

⇓

There are a lot of people in there.

#599

⇓

Well, as long as they stay out of my way, they'll be fine.

#600

⇓

Okay, all right. Just, uh, give me three minutes.

#601

⇓

I'll jump in, I'll jump back out.

#602

⇓

I'll tell you exactly where to find the twins.

#603

⇓

Nobody else in your way.

#604

⇓

Three minutes.

#605

⇓

Soldier boy? Nah, he's dead as dog shit.

#606

⇓

No, he's not.

#607

⇓

I swear, this is really happening.

#608

⇓

Please, you need to help me get people out of here, now.

#609

⇓

Starlight, come on.

#610

⇓

Do not let them do this to you.

#611

⇓

This... this fear.

#612

⇓

You heard what homelander said.

#613

⇓

Lamestream media's making a fucking mountain out of a molehill.

#614

⇓

- Do the research. - Oh, my god.

#615

⇓

This is real.

#616

⇓

These attacks are real.

#617

⇓

Soldier boy is real.

#618

⇓

Well, I just think you could stand to be a little better informed.

#619

⇓

Homelander's gonna take care of it, okay?

#620

⇓

I'm gonna go find a salad to toss.

#621

⇓

Excuse me.

#622

⇓

You melted my cock ring.

#623

⇓

Oh, Jesus, your stretching powers!

#624

⇓

Oh, my god, your mouth is amazing.

#625

⇓

It's like a velvet vacuum draining my balls.

#626

⇓

Oh, yeah. You are so fucking hot.

#627

⇓

God, your legs go on for days.

#628

⇓

Ooh. Ooh. Oh, my god.

#629

⇓

- What the fuck? - Shit.

#630

⇓

It's not what it looks like.

#631

⇓

What are you doing here?

#632

⇓

Nothing. I'm not doing anything. Why would you even...

#633

⇓

This octopus was sick. Why would you ask that?

#634

⇓

Homelander is gonna love this.

#635

⇓

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. Stop.

#636

⇓

Stop, stop, stop. No.

#637

⇓

Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Look.

#638

⇓

That's why I'm here. It's his idea.

#639

⇓

What's his idea?

#640

⇓

I said no cameras in the toilets, Tommy.

#641

⇓

- Give it back. - You're pathetic.

#642

⇓

You know what?

#643

⇓

Let's see how everyone feels

#644

⇓

about close-ups of their assholes without consent!

#645

⇓

Fuck you. I'm done.

#646

⇓

I never want to see you again.

#647

⇓

Oh. That's so sweet.

#648

⇓

Uh, just... I got to give my asshole a breather.

#649

⇓

You know?

#650

⇓

Then say goodbye to that westfield mall

#651

⇓

opening next week in poughkeepsie,

#652

⇓

'cause nobody is coming to see you without me.

#653

⇓

I fucking hate you. I hate your mouth.

#654

⇓

I hate the way your jaw pops when you chew.

#655

⇓

And I hated every second I spent holding that clammy hand.

#656

⇓

I should've killed you in the womb.

#657

⇓

Ah, fuck you!

#658

⇓

Fuck you!

#659

⇓

Fuck you, Tommy!

#660

⇓

Sorry.

#661

⇓

Hey, I know you like fucking supes, but I'm off the table.

#662

⇓

That's not why I'm here, okay?

#663

⇓

You're here, too, you know.

#664

⇓

Whatever, pornhub.

#665

⇓

I don't have time for you right now.

#666

⇓

Hey.

#667

⇓

You never said you were sorry.

#668

⇓

What?

#669

⇓

For Robin.

#670

⇓

You never apologized for Robin.

#671

⇓

- Jesus, you want to do this right now? - Yeah, I do.

#672

⇓

You just get away with everything, don't you?

#673

⇓

Just running past all the broken people you leave behind.

#674

⇓

All right, you know what?

#675

⇓

What?

#676

⇓

I'm sorry.

#677

⇓

Is that what you want to hear?

#678

⇓

'Cause I am.

#679

⇓

Okay?

#680

⇓

It's fucked up,

#681

⇓

seeing somebody that you love get hurt like that.

#682

⇓

I'm sorry.

#683

⇓

I'm fucking sorry, hughie.

#684

⇓

- Hughie. Hughie. - How did you do that?

#685

⇓

- Stop, stop! - No, no, no. How the fuck did you do that?

#686

⇓

- I'll show you again! - No.

#687

⇓

That is not going to happen.

#688

⇓

A-train, get out of here.

#689

⇓

Not that you deserve the warning.

#690

⇓

Come on. Come on. Come on, come on.

#691

⇓

Is he here?

#692

⇓

He's only here for the twins, all right?

#693

⇓

Nobody else has to get hurt.

#694

⇓

You don't get to decide who to serve up on a platter here, okay?

#695

⇓

These are real people. We need to clear the house now.

#696

⇓

This is about to be a fucking bloodbath.

#697

⇓

No, it won't. I made soldier boy promise not to do anything...

#698

⇓

Hughie, stop it. Listen to me.

#699

⇓

Homelander is coming.

#700

⇓

The deep told me.

#701

⇓

When those two start fighting...

#702

⇓

Please. Help me.

#703

⇓

- You have to go. - No. I need to stop him.

#704

⇓

Annie. No, Annie.

#705

⇓

Annie!

#706

⇓

Oh, my god... you teleported me?

#707

⇓

What the fuck?

#708

⇓

I saved you, Annie.

#709

⇓

Jesus Christ. All I want is to save you.

#710

⇓

You keep saying that, but I don't need you to save me.

#711

⇓

Right, god forbid I help you, because I always have to be the weak one,

#712

⇓

- the one you have to rescue. - No.

#713

⇓

You always have to be the strong one.

#714

⇓

You always have to be so much stronger than me.

#715

⇓

I thought that you didn't care about that.

#716

⇓

I mean, on our first date,

#717

⇓

you said that it didn't bother you.

#718

⇓

I know.

#719

⇓

But it does.

#720

⇓

Sometimes.

#721

⇓

A little.

#722

⇓

I thought the drugs had fucked you up, hughie, but...

#723

⇓

This is you.

#724

⇓

This is all you.

#725

⇓

Halothane.

#726

⇓

What'd you think you were gonna do with that?

#727

⇓

You killed my family.

#728

⇓

Which one?

#729

⇓

Oi.

#730

⇓

Not him.

#731

⇓

Twins are out there.

#732

⇓

So you get homelander, but I can't get soldier boy?

#733

⇓

You're a fucking hypocrite, butcher. Now move.

#734

⇓

I can't let you do it, m.

#735

⇓

It'd be suicide.

#736

⇓

Oh, come off it. What you gonna do with it?

#737

⇓

Move!

#738

⇓

You're such a fucking idiot.

#739

⇓

Can't even work the TiVo without me.

#740

⇓

And there it is, sick fuck.

#741

⇓

Hiya, kids.

#742

⇓

That poop chute's had a workout, huh?

#743

⇓

Looks like the Lincoln tunnel.

#744

⇓

Ben.

#745

⇓

You fucked me, you selfish piece of shit!

#746

⇓

That's enough.

#747

⇓

- Nicaragua wasn't our fault. - Yeah, swear to god.

#748

⇓

Then whose fault was it?

#749

⇓

If you tell me, maybe I'll let you go.

#750

⇓

I-It was noir. It was noir's idea, top to bottom.

#751

⇓

He gave you to the Russians. Please.

#752

⇓

- Noir? - Uh-huh.

#753

⇓

Yeah.

#754

⇓

Noir wouldn't take a shit without vought's say-so.

#755

⇓

Please? It's the truth.

#756

⇓

- Give me your hand. - It's been years.

#757

⇓

Do you want to die?

#758

⇓

Tnt detonate!

#759

⇓

- I got to go. - Annie, wait.

#760

⇓

Annie, Annie, Annie, just...

#761

⇓

You can't go.

#762

⇓

Icant?

#763

⇓

I'm not gonna let you.

#764

⇓

Oh, shit.

#765

⇓

No. No.

#766

⇓

I don't want to hear it right now.

#767

⇓

Blue hawk!

#768

⇓

- What? - We got to talk.

#769

⇓

Jesus Christ, not right now. There's a psycho back there.

#770

⇓

The fuck? Get your fucking hands off me.

#771

⇓

You hurt a lot of people. You hurt my brother.

#772

⇓

You're not gonna get away with it. Not this time.

#773

⇓

Fuck!

#774

⇓

God.

#775

⇓

Help me.

#776

⇓

S-Someone please help...

#777

⇓

Huh.

#778

⇓

Soned?

#779

⇓

What happened?

#780

⇓

William butcher and soldier boy.

#781

⇓

Of course.

#782

⇓

You are behind this.

#783

⇓

This whole thing.

#784

⇓

It really is all about me.

#785

⇓

William, we made a deal

#786

⇓

to fight to the death, you and me.

#787

⇓

This is cheating.

#788

⇓

Deal's off.

#789

⇓

You were my hero growing up.

#790

⇓

I watched all your movies, hundreds of times.

#791

⇓

You were the only one that was nearly as strong as me.

#792

⇓

Buddy, you think you look strong?

#793

⇓

You're wearing a cape.

#794

⇓

You're just a cheap fucking knockoff.

#795

⇓

Oh, no, no, no.

#796

⇓

I'm the upgrade.

#797

⇓

Mm! Mm!

#798

⇓

Mm, mm, please, I need you. People are hurt.

#799

⇓

Mm! Mm! Please.

#800

⇓

He doesn't control you.

#801

⇓

We have to help these people.

#802

⇓

It's up to us.

#803

⇓

You really had me going for a minute there.

#804

⇓

What the fuck?

#805

⇓

What have you done?

#806

⇓

Scorched earth.

#807

⇓

Do it!

#808

⇓

Hughie!

#809

⇓

Get out of here!

#810

⇓

No fucking way.

#811

⇓

Let's see?

#812

⇓

Hey.

#813

⇓

I'm sorry.

#814

⇓

Hey, please, no. Easy.

#815

⇓

We need a doctor to resew these stitches.

#816

⇓

What do you mean?

#817

⇓

You are not a monster.

#818

⇓

It seems no matter how much we try to run,

#819

⇓

we cannot escape our old lives, huh?

#820

⇓

I suppose no one can run that fast.

#821

⇓

Yeah.

#822

⇓

This is a bad idea.

#823

⇓

Homelander helped make me america's sweetheart.

#824

⇓

He's gonna regret that.

#825

⇓

- You ready? - Mm-hmm.

#826

⇓

I'm in Montpelier, Vermont.

#827

⇓

Twelve heroes and civilians are dead,

#828

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a lot more are wounded.

#829

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Now, homelander and vought are going to tell you

#830

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that it was the supervillain and that they have it handled.

#831

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They don't.

#832

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It was soldier boy.

#833

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I know I sound insane, but...

#834

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Soldier boy doesn't care about protecting Americans,

#835

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and he probably never has.

#836

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Most heroes don't care about you.

#837

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They only care about their image, and...

#838

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Homelander is the worst of them.

#839

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He's hurt people.

#840

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He's done something to Maeve.

#841

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I don't know what they're gonna do to me for telling the truth,

#842

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but I'm going to keep doing it, and I should've done it sooner.

#843

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I'm sorry.

#844

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And one more thing.

#845

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I'm not starlight anymore.

#846

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My name is Annie January...

#847

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And I fucking quit.

#848

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