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The Boys

Season 2, Episode 7 — Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Boys

Episode title: Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker

Air date: October 01, 2020

Director: Stefan Schwartz

Top billed cast: Karl Urban, Jack Quaid, Antony Starr, Erin Moriarty, Dominique McElligott, Jessie T. Usher

Congresswoman Victoria Neuman’s sham Congressional Hearing against Vought takes place in 3 DAYS. Are we going to let her criminalize Superheroes when we need them most? We have to stand up against such blatant partisan politics. Please join fellow Patriotic Americans and send $20 to VOUGHTPROMISE.COM to tell Neuman and her Kangaroo Court Cronies that they won’t win, “Not On Our Watch”™.

Source: TMDB

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Holy shit!

holy

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We are going to hold hearings on Vought and Compound V.

compound hearings vought

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I'm the world's greatest superhero.

greatest superhero worlds worlds-greatest

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You're my greatest failure.

failure greatest

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I do like you. You got spunk.

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You'll be a big help to me.

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What the hell does that mean?

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That's Lamplighter.

lamplighter

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These people are test subjects. Trying to stabilise the V.

subjects test

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Anytime, you get a solid Supe.

anytime solid supe

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- Why would Vought do that? - We are in a war for the culture.

culture vought

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But we can fight back

fight

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with an army of supermen, millions strong.

army millions strong

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Everyone I have ever loved is in the ground.

ground loved

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And then I found you.

found

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We found each other.

found

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Thirty percent of the public is hardcore aware now,

aware hardcore percent public thirty

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and know how the system works.

system works

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And we don't do anything about it.

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And that's why superterrorists continue to invade America.

america continue

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Illegal immigrants pour into this country every day.

country illegal immigrants pour

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Any one of them could be a superterrorist.

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Many are calling for more superheroes,

calling superheroes

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in order to counter the superterrorist threat

counter order threat

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and protect Americans.

americans protect

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- I gotta go. I'm late for class. - Thanks.

class late thanks

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- Have a good day, hon. - All of us need to stand up.

stand

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I'm sick of waiting for some executive to finish racquet...

executive finish sick waiting

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We are going to hold hearings on Vought and Compound V.

compound hearings vought

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That's $1.45.

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I'm gonna tell you something I shouldn't.

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Something the government doesn't want you...

government

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And they want more superterrorists.

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People are pointing out, the rush to judgement by the left...

left pointing rush

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- Victoria Neuman's accusation... - No offence...

accusation neumans offence victoria

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Have a good day, hon.

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Why does it matter what some supervillain-loving snowflake...

loving matter snowflake supervillain

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Every minute we waste,

minute waste

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one superterrorist has already gotten through.

gotten

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- More will come. - $12.45.

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And, I mean, for all we know,

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these maniacs could've already flown over our borders.

borders couldve flown maniacs

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- And be standing next to you. - You all right, pal?

standing

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- Waiting for the chance to kill. - Yeah.

chance kill waiting

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Keep America safe again. I am so glad that I was there this time.

america glad safe

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- I am counting on you. - Have a good day, hon.

counting

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- Every minute we wait... - No, it's up to us.

minute

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We have to make our voices heard...

heard voices

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I am counting on you to show us the way.

counting

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Don't let me down.

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Hey.

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I saw the light in your eyes.

eyes light

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Take the money.

money

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You one of them? Fucking supervillain?

fucking supervillain

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- What? - Are you bullet-proof?

bullet proof

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No, please.

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I have a family. Please.

family

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♪ What a wonderful world ♪

world

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♪ What a wonderful world ♪

world

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Look, I told you. Stormfront gave the orders. I just executed them.

executed orders stormfront

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It was, um...

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It wasn't easy.

easy

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We can all agree that you're the real victim here.

agree real victim

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Let's cut the shit. Go over it again from the start.

start

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I just left The Seven. Mr Edgar invited me to his club.

club edgar invited left seven

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Put away that petulant look before you hurt someone with it.

hurt

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I should be chuffed we're pissing away the best asset we ever got.

asset best pissing

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- Your plan would be? - Same as always.

plan

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Squeeze the cunt till he gives up the next cunt.

cunt gives squeeze till

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Kill the fuck when we're done.

fuck kill

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I've no doubt you'd be happy with that unending cycle of brutality.

cycle doubt happy

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How can you not want blood for what he done?

blood

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He's willing to speak against Vought at the hearing.

hearing speak vought willing

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We've never had Congress on our side.

congress side

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Congress? Please.

congress

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What a bunch of corrupt cunts they are.

bunch corrupt cunts

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You're not the first person to call me a cunt, Mr Butcher.

butcher cunt person

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I'm starting to think it's a badge of honour.

badge honour starting

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Term of endearment where I'm from.

endearment term

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Hmm.

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Well?

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Opposition will have a field day with him.

field

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Disgruntled ex-Supe.

supe

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I'm sure he's fucked half the Sacred Heart cheerleaders.

cheerleaders fucked half heart sacred sacred-heart

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But, yeah, he'll be a good witness. It's not enough, though.

witness

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Not enough? If torturing and burning a bunch of mentals on Vought's say-so

bunch burning torturing voughts

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ain't enough for you, then what are you good for?

aint

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A strongly worded tweet?

strongly tweet

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You're a wanted felon. We don't need you.

felon wanted

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Yes, we do, Lisa.

lisa

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Mr Butcher has fought Vought harder than we have.

butcher fought harder vought

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But I would like a turn,

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if we can trust each other.

trust

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I think we can.

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- Trust each other. - Hold still.

trust

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What do you need?

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We know what they were doing at Sage Grove, but we don't know why.

grove sage sage-grove

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Why test Compound V on patients?

compound patients test

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What do they want? I need the full picture.

full picture

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If we take a shot at the king, we can't fucking miss.

fucking king miss shot

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We know someone who might know the full picture.

full might picture

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Well, that's fucking rich.

fucking rich

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Who is it?

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Like you said, we're gonna have to trust each other.

trust

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Would you like a coffee?

coffee

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Um, no, thanks.

thanks

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How about a white chocolate unicorn frap? They're really good.

chocolate unicorn white

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- No. - I'll get one to share.

share

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Mom, I don't want a fucking unicorn frappé.

fucking unicorn

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Okay, sorry.

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Just nervous.

nervous

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When did you get to town?

town

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I never left.

left

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I'm staying at the Days Inn in Newark.

days staying

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I'm not leaving until we talk this out.

leaving

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I know what I've done to you.

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Believe me, I know.

believe

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Mom, it's not just you.

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It's...

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Do you remember that...

remember

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cross you gave me for confirmation?

confirmation cross

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Before every save that I went on, I would touch it.

save touch

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Like a football player leaving a locker room.

football football-player leaving locker locker-room player room

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I thought that God was sending me on a mission.

mission sending

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I feel so stupid.

stupid

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I gave my whole life to nothing.

life whole whole-life

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- That's not true. - Mom.

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The good guys don't win.

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The bad guys don't get punished.

punished

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What we do means nothing, it's just all for money, and...

money

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I'm in the middle of all of it.

middle

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Alone.

alone

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Honey, you're not alone.

alone honey

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You're not.

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Let's go away. You and me.

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Let's get away from all of this. Get away from Vought.

vought

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Escape for a while.

escape

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I cleared it already.

cleared

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You cleared what?

cleared

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With Ashley at Vought.

ashley vought

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You called them?

called

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About an hour ago. Why?

hour

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They could be looking...

looking

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Mom!

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Colonel, you think the congresswoman is in danger?

colonel congresswoman danger

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She has her security detail.

detail security

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Which will be useless if a Supe drops in.

drops supe useless

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She's our best chance to nail Vought,

best best-chance chance nail vought

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but only if you keep her alive until the hearing.

alive hearing

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And Serge?

serge

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No abandoning your post this time.

abandoning post

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Hey.

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I'm all right. I'm coming with you.

coming

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You're in no shape to go anywhere.

shape

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Besides, we got a very important job for you.

besides

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We need you to look after our star witness.

star witness

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Hey, you guys wanna watch Deep Does It in the Blowhole?

deep watch

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Ready to get wet?

ready

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- I don't wanna watch that film. - Yeah, you are.

film watch

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It's a classic. You'll love it.

classic love

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Butcher, let's go.

butcher

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Hello, Mum.

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Hey, Billy, you ain't been picking up.

aint billy picking

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We're in a meeting.

meeting

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I'm in New York.

york

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Look, I told Judy to tell you not to fucking come.

fucking judy

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- Language. - It's a bleeding expensive plane ticket.

bleeding expensive language plane plane-ticket ticket

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- I ain't got time to just... - Billy.

aint billy

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He's dead.

dead

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Your father's dead.

dead fathers

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You there?

↓

When did that happen?

happen

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Can I see you, please?

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I need to see you right now.

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Let me out!

↓

Come on.

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Please, let me out.

↓

Please, let me out.

↓

Please.

↓

Come on, man, stop. It's not cool.

cool

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Guess you should've made your wife cum, snowflake cuck.

cuck shouldve snowflake wife

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You don't need the discs.

↓

- You can download... - What do you wanna watch next?

download watch

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Translucent the Invisible Cock.

cock invisible translucent

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Queen Maeve Pleasure Slave.

maeve pleasure queen queen-maeve slave

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Big Black Noir.

black black-noir noir

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Oh, Starlight Pulls an A-Train.

pulls starlight train

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I'm good, I'm good, thank you.

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Okay. Different strokes, man.

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Don't say that in this context.

context

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I should just get up and leave.

↓

But you like watching Homebanger fuck me, don't you?

fuck watching

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Look, this isn't healthy, man.

healthy

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You can't watch porn while the sun's out.

porn suns watch

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If I get up at that hearing, I'm dead. What difference does it make?

dead difference hearing

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Okay.

↓

Drop the remote, or I'll burn your face off.

burn drop face remote

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Fuck your wife like she deserves, cuck.

cuck deserves fuck wife

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You know I was a prodigy?

prodigy

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A fucking prodigy.

fucking prodigy

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I lit my first fire at 4, burned my whole house down.

burned fire house whole whole-house

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My dad,

↓

he was so proud.

proud

↓

"My son's a Supe."

sons supe

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I was gonna do great things.

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I almost did.

↓

Now look at me.

↓

I'm like the cuck in the porn, sitting on the sidelines,

cuck porn sidelines sitting

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while the heroes are out there, doing the fucking.

fucking heroes

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Know why they left me to babysit you?

babysit left

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Because you're useless?

useless

↓

My mom, she, uh...

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Never mind.

mind

↓

After she was gone,

gone

↓

I watched my dad do nothing his whole life.

life watched whole whole-life

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But, me, I thought I'd finally found something.

finally finally-found found

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I thought I found what I was meant to do.

found meant

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But it turns out, I'm shit at that as well.

turns

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You're not the cuck.

cuck

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I'm the cuck.

cuck

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Actually, you're worse.

worse

↓

You're the cuck-fluffer.

cuck

↓

Hey.

↓

What's up?

↓

How are you doing out there? Good to see you.

↓

All right.

↓

Hey, do me a favour.

favour

↓

Who's the real heroes?

heroes real real-heroes

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You are.

↓

Heck, yeah. I want to be clear.

clear heck

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No one condones the tragic shooting at the convenience store.

convenience convenience-store shooting store tragic

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to Kuldeep Singh's family.

family prayers thoughts

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We are making a donation to Samaritan's Embrace in his name.

donation embrace name samaritans samaritans-embrace

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Absolutely.

absolutely

↓

Thoughts and prayers.

prayers thoughts

↓

But that doesn't change facts.

change facts

↓

This used to be a beautiful country.

country used

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- Remember? - Yeah.

remember

↓

One nation under God, remember?

nation remember

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Right before these godless, inhuman supervillains

godless

↓

started pouring across our borders,

borders pouring started

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and dragging us down into their mud.

dragging

↓

What do SJWs, like Victoria Neuman, want us to do?

neuman victoria victoria-neuman

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Just let them in, and give them a cup of iced tea?

iced

↓

- Then punish us for trying to stop them. - Right.

punish

↓

Has there been anyone in history

history

↓

more persecuted just for trying to protect their own?

persecuted protect

↓

- No! - That's right!

↓

We are at war.

↓

- Yeah! - We need more Compound V.

compound

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- Absolutely. - We need more Supes.

absolutely supes

↓

- More Supes. - We need more superheroes.

superheroes supes

↓

More Supes...

supes

↓

Now, I've always been honest with you, you know that.

honest

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I gotta be honest with you now.

honest

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Brings me no pleasure to tell you this, but we also had a mole in The Seven.

brings mole pleasure seven

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That's right. One of our own.

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Starlight.

starlight

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I know, I know. It's okay.

↓

She's been apprehended and she can't hurt anyone else.

hurt

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I can't believe this.

believe

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Put them in. All of them. I want all of them in at the same time.

↓

Okay, this is insane.

insane

↓

- Hey. - No.

↓

Fuck, yeah.

fuck

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Starlight has been conspiring with the people

conspiring starlight

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who murdered, in cold blood, my brother.

blood brother cold cold-blood murdered

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- Your hero, Translucent. - Oh, my God, fuck.

fuck hero translucent

↓

- If you're just tuning in... - Okay.

tuning

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I bet you she's in 42D.

↓

You have reached the voicemail...

reached voicemail

↓

Butcher, where are you?

butcher

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- If she's still alive. - Wait, what's 42D?

alive

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At the Tower. Supe-proof, mostly. Steel walls, 6 feet thick.

feet mostly proof steel supe thick tower walls

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How do I get in?

↓

Into the Tower? You don't.

tower

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Sorry, man, but she's probably dead.

dead

↓

There's gotta be something. A secret entrance?

entrance secret

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Maybe one or two. But forget it, man, it's crazy.

crazy forget

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Show me. Come with me.

↓

You're still fucked up.

fucked

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- Exactly why I need your help. - Get your friends.

friends

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Butcher isn't picking up. The others are across the state.

butcher others picking state

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We gotta go. Now.

↓

Listen, Vought screwed you over, right?

screwed vought

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They're trying to do the same thing to her.

↓

This shit is over for me.

↓

My whole life is over, okay?

life whole whole-life

↓

This is your last chance to be a hero again.

chance hero

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Come on, do you wanna be the cuck,

cuck

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or do you wanna be the guy who fucks the wife?

fucks wife

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Okay, yeah, yeah.

↓

Let's go fuck the wife. Consensually. Come on, come on.

fuck wife

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Hello, Mum.

↓

You come with me.

↓

Now don't hate me.

hate

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Why would I hate you?

hate

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I'm sorry. It was my idea.

idea

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But you wouldn't come any other way.

↓

No, no, no, don't. He hasn't got much time.

↓

Not my problem, it's yours, because you stayed with the cunt.

cunt problem stayed

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Have I ever asked you for anything, ever?

asked

↓

William.

william

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What, no hug?

↓

You step one inch closer,

closer inch step

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and I'll kill you quicker than that fucking ass cancer.

cancer fucking kill quicker

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I'll bet you would.

↓

I seen on the news, you topped that Stillwell slag.

news seen slag stillwell

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It weren't me, but thanks for your support.

support thanks

↓

Hey, please, please.

↓

I just wanna talk.

↓

Two minutes.

minutes

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Ooh.

↓

Been following the Ashes?

ashes following

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You wanna talk about fucking cricket?

cricket fucking

↓

You remember the '83 World Cup?

remember world

↓

I took you to every match.

match

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Leeds, Old Trafford.

↓

You loved it.

loved

↓

Did you know why I loved it?

loved

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You'd get on the piss with your loser mates.

loser mates piss

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I could fuck off for hours, and you'd never know.

fuck hours

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Let's not do this, then.

↓

Yeah, let's not.

↓

I know I was no perfect father.

father perfect

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I know I never got a chance to say goodbye to Lenny.

chance goodbye lenny

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I don't want that with you.

↓

Didn't have a chance to say goodbye to Lenny?

chance goodbye lenny

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You're the reason he's dead.

dead reason

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Let me tell you something, William. It's a shit world out there.

william world

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You can't rely on no one but yourself.

rely

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You either sink, or you swim.

sink swim

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And in Lenny's case, he chose to sink.

case chose sink

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You don't have the fucking right to mention his name.

fucking mention name

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I fucking loved Lenny.

fucking lenny loved

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But he wasn't hard like you. That's why you're here, and he's dead.

dead hard

↓

You beat the fucking shit out of the both of us.

beat fucking

↓

Maybe I pushed you a bit hard.

hard pushed

↓

But look at you.

↓

- Get off. - You afraid of anything? No?

afraid

↓

Are you the strongest bastard you know?

bastard strongest

↓

Yeah.

↓

Tougher than I ever was.

tougher

↓

Oh, you're welcome, asshole.

asshole welcome

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Lenny stuck that gun in his mouth when you couldn't hack it anymore,

anymore hack lenny mouth stuck

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and you pissed off to join the SAS, like a right cunt.

cunt join pissed

↓

You're the one who abandoned him, not me.

abandoned

↓

You're a fucking monster.

fucking fucking-monster monster

↓

- It takes one to know one. - Billy, for Christ's sake.

billy christs christs-sake sake takes

↓

Pack it in. Pack it in.

pack

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Stop.

↓

Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

What have you done?

↓

See?

↓

Lenny could never have done that.

lenny

↓

Christ, Billy.

billy christ

↓

Jesus.

jesus

↓

- Sorry, we gotta go. - All right, guys.

↓

Thanks very much. Take care. God bless.

bless care thanks

↓

God bless.

bless

↓

- It's a mistake. - What is?

mistake

↓

Keeping fucking Starlight alive.

alive fucking keeping starlight

↓

Yep.

↓

I underestimated her before. I will not do it again.

underestimated

↓

"Starlight is a Traitor" is trending number one.

number starlight traitor

↓

We've got a million tweets in support of Compound V.

compound million support

↓

A common enemy rallies the base.

base common common-enemy enemy

↓

Just trust me.

trust

↓

All right.

↓

And if I can get my hands on Hugh Campbell,

campbell hands hugh hugh-campbell

↓

maybe pull his spine out the back of his neck.

neck pull spine

↓

You okay?

↓

Yeah, I just, um...

↓

Your daughter?

daughter

↓

Yeah.

↓

Eighty years ago, she looked exactly like that.

eighty looked years

↓

Sometimes it feels like yesterday.

feels sometimes yesterday

↓

I got something I want to show you.

↓

Want to finish up the backyard?

backyard finish

↓

Okay, I'm gonna put this person...

person

↓

Hey, guys.

↓

Hello.

↓

This is Stormfront. Stormfront, this is Rebecca.

rebecca stormfront stormfront-stormfront

↓

Very nice to meet you.

meet

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And this, my son.

↓

Hey, buddy. How you doing?

buddy

↓

Listen, um...

↓

I know last time, I screwed up bigtime.

screwed

↓

And I just want you to know,

↓

I'm never gonna push you that hard again, okay?

hard push

↓

All right, Ryan, I'd love you to meet my girlfriend.

girlfriend love meet ryan

↓

Stormfront.

stormfront

↓

- Wow, he looks just like you. - You think?

↓

Are you serious? Those eyes.

eyes serious

↓

Hey, Ryan.

ryan

↓

Your daddy told me all about you.

daddy

↓

- You have superpowers, huh? - Mm-hm.

superpowers

↓

That makes you very, very special.

makes special

↓

You are the first natural-born superhero.

born natural natural-born superhero

↓

Can we not?

↓

That's right. Um...

↓

Ryan does have powers,

powers ryan

↓

but his mom doesn't like to talk about them, or use them.

↓

Can you also let me know before you just pop by?

↓

He's Ryan's father. He has a right to see his son.

father ryans

↓

That's very true, but look.

↓

We all just have Ryan's best interests at heart, right?

best heart interests ryans

↓

Yes, we do.

↓

I'm sorry I haven't been here enough.

↓

Ryan, I'd really like you to get to know Stormfront.

ryan stormfront

↓

I would. She's someone I care about very much.

care

↓

And I think you will too.

↓

So I think we'll be around more.

↓

A lot more.

↓

I want us to be a family.

family

↓

Hey.

↓

Empire Wok.

empire

↓

Hi.

↓

That was a fraught "hi."

↓

I'm going to my sister's for a while.

sisters

↓

I have a plan.

plan

↓

You don't need to be scared of Homelander...

homelander scared

↓

That little girl.

girl

↓

On the plane.

plane

↓

What she must have gone through in those last few moments.

gone moments must

↓

I lie awake every night thinking about that.

awake night thinking

↓

Me too.

↓

Then I start snowballing,

start

↓

and wondering, how many other people have you killed?

killed wondering

↓

- What else have you done? - I had no choice.

choice

↓

I'm not blaming you. I'm not. It is not your fault.

blaming fault

↓

Will you just...? Will you sit down?

↓

It's not fair.

fair

↓

- Will you sit down? - I wish I were as strong as you.

strong wish

↓

But I'm not.

↓

I just need time.

↓

Over and over...

↓

you said you wanted to see the real me.

real wanted

↓

This is the real me.

real

↓

I know.

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

Yes?

↓

I'm here to see Jonah.

jonah

↓

He's not taking any visitors.

visitors

↓

Tell him it's Grace Mallory.

grace mallory

↓

Goddamn.

goddamn

↓

We're on the wrong team.

team

↓

Moral compromise does have its privileges.

compromise moral privileges

↓

Grace, I thought you retired.

grace retired

↓

Dr Vogelbaum. I thought you were taller.

taller vogelbaum

↓

Sonia, can you get some tea?

↓

Thank you, but we won't be staying long enough.

staying

↓

Ah, yes, there's that Waspy patrician tone.

tone

↓

All business.

business

↓

What do you know about Sage Grove Centre?

centre grove sage sage-grove

↓

Never heard of it. Should I have?

heard

↓

Considering Vought's been doing illegal tests there

considering illegal tests voughts

↓

since you were the CSO, and they're still doing them to this day.

↓

- Seems like you should've. - Horrible.

horrible seems shouldve

↓

Maybe it was Sonnenshine's project over in R & D.

project

↓

Prick always had a real God complex.

complex prick real

↓

Do you recall the deal we made?

deal recall

↓

In exchange for me graciously dropping certain involuntary manslaughter charges?

certain charges dropping exchange

↓

I recall it was a long time ago.

recall

↓

Doesn't expire until the statute of limitations does.

expire limitations statute

↓

Then I guess I'm turning myself in.

turning

↓

We don't have to do this dance anymore.

anymore dance

↓

We're both out.

↓

Just a couple of retirees, shooting the shit on the back nine.

couple nine shooting

↓

We both know Vought fucked you.

fucked vought

↓

Probably put you in that chair.

chair

↓

Help us fuck them back.

fuck

↓

Testify to Congress.

congress testify

↓

That's my daughter.

daughter

↓

She took time off from her practise

practise

↓

to help a bitter old invalid.

bitter

↓

I'm sorry to say this, Grace,

grace

↓

but you're the very last person who should be asking me for help.

asking person

↓

After what you lost?

lost

↓

Do what you like to me.

↓

But some things are more important than the right thing.

↓

He's right, of course.

course

↓

You should listen to him.

↓

- Ma'am? - Go back to your wife and daughter.

daughter maam wife

↓

Nah, I'd just be putting them in more danger.

danger putting

↓

Ah, yes, the self-martyring bullshit of the special ops soldier.

bullshit self soldier special

↓

I'll get you all on a flight to Nicaragua. No one sees you again.

flight nicaragua sees

↓

When this is done, I'll take you up on that.

↓

But that's the point, Marvin. It's never done. You just let go.

marvin point

↓

No justice for your father, no revenge against Vought.

father justice revenge vought

↓

You get nothing, except your family.

except family

↓

Go, and never come back.

↓

I wish I had.

wish

↓

An angry scene today outside of Congresswoman Victoria Neuman's residence

angry congresswoman neumans residence scene today victoria

↓

as pro- and anti-Vought protesters clashed just two days before

anti days protesters vought

↓

the House Judiciary Committee's scheduled...

house scheduled

↓

Another. And a pint of bitter.

another bitter pint

↓

M.M.

↓

Yeah, good.

↓

How'd it go with Vogelbaum?

howd vogelbaum

↓

I'll take care of it.

care

↓

Send her back. Send her back. Send her back...

send

↓

Life has always been hard,

hard life

↓

but I don't remember it being quite this crude.

crude remember

↓

I get it.

↓

What she's doing with her daughter.

daughter

↓

My papa, when he lost his mind,

lost mind papa

↓

my mama, she kept me cooking with her.

cooking mama

↓

Cassoulet, confit de canard, all the mother sauces.

mother

↓

Cooking, it has this way of giving port in a storm.

cooking giving port storm

↓

Did your...?

↓

Your mama, she cook?

cook mama

↓

You know,

↓

Irvin Yalom once said, you die twice.

irvin twice

↓

Once when you stop breathing,

breathing

↓

and again when somebody utters your name for the last time.

name somebody

↓

I'd like to hear about your family,

family

↓

keep them alive a bit longer.

alive longer

↓

If you'd ever like to teach me.

teach

↓

Point is taken. Never mind.

mind point taken

↓

Gun?

↓

I'm saying "gun"?

↓

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

↓

♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

↓

♪ I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

↓

♪ That's the way... ♪

↓

- You're so cute. - You're so cute.

cute

↓

- Hey, man. Hey. - Hey.

↓

- How's it going? - Good.

↓

Look, I brought you something.

brought

↓

Just to make up for all the shit I used to do to you.

used

↓

- He knows my name. - Yeah, okay.

knows name

↓

Hey, meet my new bride, Cassandra. A-Train.

bride cassandra meet train

↓

- Hi, it's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

meet

↓

- Thanks, man. It means a lot. - Yeah, of course.

course thanks

↓

A lot.

↓

- Yeah, man. - A lot.

↓

Sweet.

sweet

↓

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

↓

- Glad you came. - Happy birthday.

birthday glad happy happy-birthday

↓

Happy birthday.

birthday happy happy-birthday

↓

- Happy birthday. Yeah, yeah. - Thank you.

birthday happy happy-birthday

↓

So great news.

news

↓

I've got a meeting with Stan Edgar next week.

edgar meeting stan stan-edgar week

↓

- Seriously? - With Congress up their ass?

congress

↓

And all the shit with Starlight?

starlight

↓

Vought needs trusted, proven commodities right now.

needs proven trusted vought

↓

- They need you two. - Yeah.

↓

Still got a few deal points to talk through,

deal points

↓

but let's just say, they should be getting your rooms ready.

ready rooms

↓

- For real? - Honey, this is amazing.

amazing honey real

↓

Thank you so much.

↓

- You're welcome. - Awesome.

awesome welcome

↓

By the way, what do you guys think of Eagle the Archer?

eagle

↓

He's like a brother to me.

brother

↓

He was there for me when I was at rock bottom.

bottom rock rock-bottom

↓

The most kind, loving person...

loving person

↓

He's a toxic personality,

personality toxic

↓

and no church members are to have any contact with him whatsoever.

church contact members whatsoever

↓

Right, yeah, no, now that you mention it, he did seem pretty toxic, yeah.

mention toxic

↓

What did he do?

↓

Well, he claims the programme had failed him.

claims failed programme

↓

But, actually, he failed the programme.

failed programme

↓

- He doesn't exist, understand? - Of course.

course exist

↓

Ah.

↓

Oh, come on.

↓

I think they're gonna do the limbo.

limbo

↓

- Come on. - Oh, yeah?

↓

♪ I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

↓

♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

↓

Me and Mr Marathon used to sneak college girls in this way.

college college-girls girls marathon sneak used

↓

College girls? Really?

college college-girls girls

↓

They were applying. Yeah.

applying

↓

That does not make it better.

↓

All right, moment of truth.

moment truth

↓

I'm either still in the system, or we'll be swarmed by guards with AKs.

guards system

↓

Wait, what?

↓

And boom, bitches.

bitches boom

↓

All right, let's go.

↓

Maeve?

maeve

↓

Hello?

↓

What the fuck is this?

fuck

↓

This is not lesbian. This is not on-brand.

brand lesbian

↓

We need you ready for Congress, with Elena sitting proudly behind you.

behind congress elena proudly ready sitting

↓

She's gone.

gone

↓

- What do you mean, she's gone? - Elena's gone.

gone

↓

Okay, okay.

↓

Elena will be back.

elena

↓

She will be back in your arms, and you will be totally fine.

arms

↓

You're America's second-favourite lesbian couple after all.

americas couple favourite lesbian second

↓

You know what? Let's just take a deep breath, okay?

breath deep deep-breath

↓

Let's just take a deep breath here, okay?

breath deep deep-breath

↓

We curated a coming-out story that America loves.

america america-loves coming loves story

↓

- It would be really good... - Ashley.

ashley

↓

For once in your life, be a fucking human being.

fucking human life

↓

I'm really sorry, Maeve.

maeve

↓

Michael, that's holding.

holding michael

↓

We're in the middle of practise, Leigh Anne.

anne middle practise

↓

Ooh! You can thank me later, Burt.

↓

This team is your family.

family team

↓

Tony here is your quarterback.

quarterback tony

↓

You protect his blind side, okay?

blind blind-side protect side

↓

When you look at him, you think of me.

↓

How you have my back. How you have his.

↓

Okay?

↓

Yes, ma'am.

maam

↓

Wow.

↓

That... That's really something, Ryan.

ryan

↓

I've done The Blind Side, Dances With Wolves,

blind blind-side dances side wolves

↓

Terms of Endearment.

endearment terms

↓

All my mom's favourites.

moms

↓

So are you into any things that, you know, kids are into?

kids

↓

- Yeah. - Like NBA 2K.

↓

PewDiePie?

↓

What's that?

↓

Or what about one of your dad's movies?

dads movies

↓

You're in movies?

movies

↓

I'm in a bunch of movies, man. Let's see.

bunch movies

↓

There's Homelander: Origins. Homelander: Rise of a Hero.

hero homelander rise

↓

Homelander: Darkest Day. Homelander: Brightest Night.

brightest darkest homelander night

↓

Oh, your dad is so good

↓

- in Homelander: Brightest Night. - Thank you.

brightest homelander night

↓

- Mom, can I see them? - When you're old enough, we can talk.

↓

Ah, they're PG. He can see them now. You're old enough.

↓

You're absolutely old enough.

absolutely

↓

For sleepovers, and baseball games,

baseball baseball-games games

↓

and visits to Vought Land.

land visits vought

↓

Yeah.

↓

Did you know that your dad has his own roller coaster?

coaster roller roller-coaster

↓

- Mm-hm. - Wanna ride your dad's roller coaster?

coaster dads ride roller roller-coaster

↓

- Can I, Mom? - We can talk about it.

↓

Whenever you want.

↓

I need to speak with you.

speak

↓

- We're having a good time here, right? - Outside.

having

↓

Now.

↓

That's a great idea. You two, stay here.

idea

↓

- Get to know each other better. - Okay.

↓

I'll show you Dances With Wolves.

dances wolves

↓

- I know what you're doing. - Nope, you don't.

nope

↓

- Yes, I do. I can see... - No, you do not.

↓

You could not possibly understand.

possibly

↓

I was raised the same way as him.

raised

↓

That kid doesn't know anything about anything.

↓

When he sees the outside world, he's going to panic.

panic sees world

↓

That's gonna fuck him up.

fuck

↓

I do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.

↓

His life is different.

life

↓

He has a mother.

mother

↓

I know that that means something to you.

↓

If you take him away from me,

↓

this world will feel so confusing and frightening.

confusing frightening world

↓

Yes, but, Rebecca,

rebecca

↓

you are lying to him.

lying

↓

Because I love him.

love

↓

I know a part of you loves him too, and you want what's best for him.

best loves part

↓

But what's best for him is to be here with me, with his mother.

best mother

↓

Look, we have this opportunity to give him a childhood you never had.

childhood opportunity

↓

We can do that if he's here with me.

↓

Please. I'm begging you, please.

begging

↓

Yeah.

↓

I'm sorry, he's very tired.

tired

↓

I understand he's had a few surprise visitors today.

surprise today visitors

↓

But you tell him he's got one more.

↓

The name's William Butcher.

butcher names william william-butcher

↓

Mr Butcher, I can't apologise enough for what I've done.

apologise butcher

↓

But I can't give you the information...

information

↓

But I can't give you the information you or Grace came for either.

grace information

↓

What was he like?

↓

Who?

↓

Homelander. Growing up as a lad. What was he like?

growing homelander

↓

I'm sure you don't want to talk about this...

↓

There is nothing I wanna talk about more.

↓

And who knows better than you?

knows

↓

When he was a little boy, 5 or 6, he was quite sweet.

sweet

↓

He'd cuddle up to me.

cuddle

↓

He loved stories about Davy Crockett, Teddy Roosevelt.

davy loved roosevelt stories teddy

↓

Loved the idea of the woods, the forest, manifest destiny.

destiny forest idea loved manifest woods

↓

But I needed him to be the strongest man in the world.

needed strongest world

↓

So I went to work on him.

↓

He didn't even want it.

↓

It was for me.

↓

Mm-hm.

↓

And that wasn't your only sin...

↓

was it?

↓

It wasn't Homelander who hid my wife away all them years.

homelander wife years

↓

It ever occur to you...

occur

↓

the pain you cause sorry bastards like me?

bastards pain

↓

At the time, it was barely a blip on my radar.

barely blip radar

↓

Tell me, doctor.

doctor

↓

What's your radar telling you now?

radar telling

↓

Do what you want to me, but I can't help you.

↓

My family would be in...

family

↓

Your family's already in trouble.

familys trouble

↓

Because I'm about to go into that room next door, to your daughter,

daughter door room

↓

and I'm gonna bash her brains out.

bash brains

↓

And then I'm gonna find your two sons,

sons

↓

and their wives, and their little kiddies.

wives

↓

Your whole fucking family dies today.

dies family fucking today whole whole-fucking

↓

Or...

↓

you help me.

↓

What's it gonna be, doc?

↓

How...?

↓

How can you be so...?

↓

Oh, look at this.

↓

Thank you.

↓

Do you know,

↓

I can't remember the last time I had a good cup of chai?

remember

↓

You're a doll.

doll

↓

Starting to bleed through.

bleed starting

↓

Ah, shit.

↓

This is it, 42D.

↓

She's gonna be there?

↓

Wait, wait, wait.

↓

This is the conference room. She's not here.

conference conference-room room

↓

They moved my statue?

moved statue

↓

What?

↓

- I wanted to do it in front of my statue. - Do what?

front statue wanted

↓

I just wanted to make my dad proud.

proud wanted

↓

Oh, no, no. What the fuck?

fuck

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

↓

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

↓

Please, evacuate to the main floor immediately.

evacuate floor floor-immediately immediately main main-floor main-floor-immediately

↓

Please, evacuate to the main floor immediately.

evacuate floor floor-immediately immediately main main-floor main-floor-immediately

↓

Mom?

↓

Fuck you, man.

fuck

↓

Please, evacuate to the main floor immediately.

evacuate floor floor-immediately immediately main main-floor main-floor-immediately

↓

Shit, I need his hand.

hand

↓

Please, evacuate to the main floor immediately.

evacuate floor floor-immediately immediately main main-floor main-floor-immediately

↓

Please, evacuate to the main floor immediately...

evacuate floor floor-immediately immediately main main-floor main-floor-immediately

↓

Come on, come on, come on.

↓

Was that an Almond Joy?

almond

↓

He has a tree nut allergy.

allergy tree

↓

Come with me.

↓

...to the main floor immediately.

floor floor-immediately immediately main main-floor main-floor-immediately

↓

Help! Is anybody there?

anybody

↓

Help!

↓

Where's Annie?

annie

↓

Aren't you that sweaty young man from Believe?

believe sweaty young

↓

Hi, Mrs January.

january

↓

Is that a human hand?

hand human

↓

Yes, it is. Come on. We gotta go.

↓

Hughie?

hughie

↓

Annie, Annie, Annie.

annie annie-annie

↓

- Oh, Mom. Thank God. - Annie.

annie

↓

Hey.

↓

What are you doing here?

↓

How are we gonna get out of here?

↓

I know a way.

↓

All right, dinner's ready.

dinners ready

↓

Assholes.

assholes

↓

Hey, bud. You ready for dinner?

dinner ready

↓

What's wrong?

↓

You're a liar.

liar

↓

- You lied to me. - What do you mean?

lied

↓

They flew me up and showed me. This house is fake.

fake flew house showed

↓

The neighbours are fake. You're fake.

fake neighbours

↓

Boy deserves to know the truth.

deserves truth

↓

Hey, listen to me. We can talk about this, okay?

↓

You must feel confused. There are reasons...

confused must reasons

↓

No, just don't touch me. I hate you.

hate touch

↓

I think he just needs a little space.

needs space

↓

Come here, son.

↓

No. No.

↓

All right, he needs his mother.

mother needs

↓

Don't worry, he'll still have a mother.

mother worry

↓

Hey, Ryan. Ryan!

ryan ryan-ryan

↓

Hey, Ryan, no.

ryan

↓

Ryan, no!

ryan

↓

Oh, my God, no, please.

↓

Kid, you are fucking unbelievable.

fucking unbelievable

↓

All you had to do was watch porn.

porn watch

↓

I didn't know he'd set himself on fire.

fire

↓

- Hey. - What are we gonna do now?

↓

Butcher? It's me.

butcher

↓

No, I'm afraid Hugh let our star witness burn himself to death.

afraid burn death hugh star witness

↓

Thank you.

↓

Well, I don't know.

↓

- What do you mean, no worries? - I mean, I got it sorted.

sorted worries

↓

You gonna stitch me up again?

stitch

↓

He's at the airport.

airport

↓

I promise.

promise

↓

You got a right bloody nerve, you do.

bloody nerve

↓

I didn't mean for it to go so bad.

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

You won't have to see him again.

↓

He ain't got much longer. Couple of months.

aint couple longer months

↓

Tell me when it happens.

happens

↓

I'll piss on his coffin.

coffin piss

↓

I didn't do it for him.

↓

He's a cunt.

cunt

↓

I just thought, when you saw how helpless he is now,

helpless

↓

you'd let it go.

↓

He wouldn't have this hold over you, and you wouldn't become like...

become

↓

Yeah, well...

↓

Billy.

billy

↓

I told him, I wasn't gonna cut my mom out of my life.

life

↓

That's it.

↓

And then the Church and their "Internal Research Bureau"

bureau church internal research

↓

leaked all this **** on me.

leaked

↓

Eagle contends the Church released a home video,

church eagle home released video

↓

where his partner was dressed as a deer

deer dressed partner

↓

that Eagle hunted and mounted.

eagle

↓

What?

↓

Church Spokeswoman Carol Mannheim had this to say:

carol church

↓

He's been spreading slanderous and defamatory rumours about our religion

religion rumours spreading

↓

in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

attempt desperate relevant

↓

Yeah, fuck him.

fuck

↓

Thought he was your friend.

friend

↓

Can we change the channel? The hearing's almost on.

change channel hearings

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

...internal investigations, but we also hired...

hired internal

↓

Would everyone please take their seat?

seat

↓

- Starlight? - Nothing. She's off the grid.

grid starlight

↓

- Well, fucking find her. - Okay.

fucking

↓

This bipartisan committee is called to order.

called committee order

↓

Investigating Vought International,

international investigating vought vought-international

↓

and its production and distribution of Compound V.

compound distribution production

↓

- I hereby present to the committee... - Okay, this is it.

committee hereby present

↓

Mr Chairman, if I may?

chairman

↓

The testimony we'll hear today will prove that Vought is guilty

guilty prove testimony today vought

↓

of corporate malfeasance and multiple felonies.

corporate malfeasance multiple

↓

And it'll come from someone that has witnessed these crimes directly.

crimes directly itll witnessed

↓

The chair calls former CSO of Vought,

calls chair former vought

↓

Dr Jonah Vogelbaum.

jonah vogelbaum

↓

Okay, okay, quiet, everybody.

everybody quiet

↓

Quiet.

quiet

↓

Gotcha, cunt.

cunt gotcha

↓

Dr Vogelbaum, thank you forjoining us today.

today vogelbaum

↓

Raise your right hand.

hand raise

↓

You swear that your testimony today will be the truth,

swear testimony today truth

↓

the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

truth whole

↓

- I do. - Thank you. You have five minutes...

five five-minutes minutes

↓

- Oh, God. - Oh!

↓

Do something. What the fuck?

fuck

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

What the fuck do we do now?

fuck

↓

♪ From sea to shining sea ♪

shining

↓

♪ Fighting for our freedom ♪

fighting freedom

↓

♪ Looking out for you and me ♪

looking

↓

♪ We think of all you gave us ♪

↓

♪ How you were there to save us So we'd see ♪

save

↓

♪ You risked your lives So we could all live free ♪

free live lives risked

↓

♪ But our heroes never die ♪

heroes

↓

♪ Your spirit fills the sky ♪

fills spirit spirit-fills

↓

♪ Your presence truly blesses From the start ♪

presence start truly

↓

♪ And you'll never truly vanish From our hearts ♪

hearts truly vanish

↓

♪ And though my soul is aching ♪

soul

↓

♪ Deep inside my heart is breaking ♪

breaking deep heart

↓

♪ Nothing is the same Since you've been gone ♪

gone

↓

♪ No, I don't think I can take it ♪

↓

♪ I don't know how I'll make it ♪

↓

♪ When I'm beaten down And think I can't go on ♪

beaten

↓

♪ 'Cause our heroes never die ♪

heroes

↓

♪ Your spirit fills the sky ♪

fills spirit spirit-fills

↓

♪ Your presence truly blesses From the start ♪

presence start truly

↓

♪ You'll never truly vanish ♪

truly vanish

↓

♪ From our hearts. ♪

hearts