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Season 2, Episode 2 — Proper Preparation and Planning

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Boys

Episode title: Proper Preparation and Planning

Air date: September 03, 2020

Director: Liz Friedlander

Top billed cast: Karl Urban, Jack Quaid, Antony Starr, Erin Moriarty, Dominique McElligott, Jessie T. Usher

The Boys get themselves a Super Terrorist, Starlight gets evidence against Vought, The Deep gets in touch with his feelings, and Homelander gets himself a family (sort of). All that, and a hard-hitting exposé on why Super Suits don’t have pockets.

Source: TMDB

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Hi. Welcome to Endless Pasta Week at Tony Cicero's.

endless pasta tony week welcome

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Where the fuck am I?

fuck

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You're at Tony Cicero's.

tony

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No. What fucking city am I in?

city fucking

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Uh, Fort Wayne.

fort wayne

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Oh, fuck. You got a bit of paper, something I could write with?

fuck paper write

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- A pen, anything. - Uh...

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Ah, ah.

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...closed at 10% below its record high set last month.

closed month record

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Federal authorities have initiated a multistate manhunt

authorities federal initiated

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for William Butcher for allegedly murdering

allegedly butcher murdering william william-butcher

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Vought vice president Madelyn Stillwell,

madelyn madelyn-stillwell president stillwell vice vice-president vought

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as well as endangering her infant son, Theodore.

infant

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Law enforcement officials have set up a tipline and are urging anyone

enforcement

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with information regarding the suspect's whereabouts...

information regarding suspects whereabouts

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Boy, girl...

girl

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I'm sorry. I do not understand.

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All right, I'm off.

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Where you going?

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Going to meet a contact.

contact meet

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- Who? - Someone who can help us

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find this Supe terrorist cunt.

cunt supe supe-terrorist terrorist

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Who is the contact? What is their actual name?

actual contact name

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- You'll love it. - No, I won't. I won't love it.

love

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I never love it. I never fucking love it.

fucking fucking-love love

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- Noted. - Not a word from him.

noted word

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He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?

dead happened left

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You're right. I am sorry.

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Sorry that I trusted this lot was smart enough to save themselves

save smart trusted

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- like they've done a hundred times before. - Okay, well, where you been?

hundred hundred-times times

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Well, technically, I called him back.

called technically

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He blew up Madelyn Stillwell.

blew madelyn madelyn-stillwell stillwell

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I told you. She was already dead when I blew her up.

blew dead

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Oh. Great. Cool. Totally.

cool

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We're just gonna pretend like this is normal?

normal pretend

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Like we're fucking lemmings?

fucking

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Well, who else they gonna follow?

follow

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Right.

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Hey. You know, my dad?

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He had a ball from the '56 World Series signed by Don Larsen himself.

ball series signed world world-series

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Pitched a no-hitter in game five.

five game hitter pitched

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- Really? - Pretty cool, huh?

cool

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Oh.

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That's okay. Uh, you'll get the next one.

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- Yeah. - Yeah!

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Yeah, I'll get the next one.

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Okay. Ryan.

ryan

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Use your powers.

powers

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What do you mean?

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I can't do that.

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Yes, you can. You're my son.

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Has anyone told you what you're capable of?

capable

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No.

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Well, then it's about time you found out.

found

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Ryan. Come on, math time, buddy. Chapters 12 and 13 in your workbook.

buddy math ryan

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Yeah. Math, yeah. Sorry, I forgot.

forgot math

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It's your favourite. I'll be in in a minute.

favourite minute

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When I was his age, I was breaking the sound barrier.

breaking sound

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He can't even throw a fastball.

throw

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We thought it was best that he have as ordinary of a childhood as possible.

best childhood ordinary possible

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We?

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Who's we?

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Look, I just want my kid to be normal.

normal

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Then it's a good thing I'm here.

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Because my son is the furthest fucking thing

fucking

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on this planet to a normal boy.

normal planet

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How long are you planning on staying?

planning staying

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Becca...

becca

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we had a deal.

deal

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A deal that is alive and well and running around as free as a goddamn bird.

alive bird deal free goddamn running

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So let's just try and be civil, shall we?

civil

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Did I get them right?

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There's... There's no correct or incorrect answer.

answer correct incorrect

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Oh.

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What is missing here?

missing

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Uh...

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Deep. How do you expect to be welcomed back into The Seven

deep expect seven welcomed

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if you can't be honest with yourself?

honest

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Carol, if I'm being honest...

carol honest

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...I don't know what the fuck you want from me.

fuck

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Hey, guys. How's it going?

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Can I have a word?

word

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I don't mean to be negative, but his operating perspective

negative operating perspective

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is functionally non-existent.

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I don't think there's a path here.

path

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Leave it to me.

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You're just inhibited by suppressive energy.

energy suppressive

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That's it. Just gotta realign things.

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What is it, shrooms?

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Last time I did shrooms was at a Goo Goo Dolls concert

concert dolls

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with some poli-sci chick from Oberlin.

chick

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I guess I call it more of a gateway.

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Are you not gonna drink any?

drink

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No. Deep, this is your journey.

deep journey

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Who's revving up the girl power in The Seven?

girl girl-power power revving seven

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Keep watching WDCS,

watching

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Cleveland's first and best source for local news.

best local news source

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Quiet, please. Going again. On the bell. Rolling.

bell quiet rolling

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Where should I start?

start

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Are you ready to meet the newest member of The Seven?

meet member newest ready seven

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See it here first, WFAK...

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- KMFT... WDCS... - Cut.

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- Quiet. Still rolling. - She's the newest member of The Seven,

member newest quiet rolling seven

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and she's taking America by storm.

america storm

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From Portland to Seattle, watch what comes next, KMFT.

comes seattle watch

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Amazing. Do you need to take a break, or can we power through the rest?

amazing break power rest

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Let's just power through.

power

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Turn this way! Look here!

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Over here. Give us a shot!

shot

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Gorgeous.

gorgeous

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Stormfront, show us what you got.

stormfront

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Okay, ladies, we have a big day.

ladies

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Domestic outlets until noon, ten minutes each.

domestic minutes noon

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Foreign until 2. Roundtables until 4.

foreign

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Print one-on-ones until 6...

ones print

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If she vibrates any faster, that stick up her ass is gonna explode.

explode faster stick vibrates

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Hello?

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What?

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When?

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Okay. Thank you.

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...positive, we're going female, thoughtful but upbeat...

female positive thoughtful upbeat

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- Where...? What? - I gotta go.

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- What? No. - I'm sorry. Family emergency.

emergency family

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Is everything okay?

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We've never had three women in The Seven before. This is a moment.

moment seven three women

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Girls get it done. You're not...

girls

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I have a family emergency too.

emergency family

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A reading from the book of Revelations.

book reading

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"And God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes

eyes tears wipe

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and there will be no more death."

death

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Today, we say goodbye to Susan Raynor.

goodbye raynor susan today

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For though her body rests, her soul lives on for all eternity,

body eternity lives soul

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and one day you will think of Susan with joy as well as sadness.

sadness susan

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They are two sides of a coin you will carry forever.

carry coin forever sides

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And you are blessed to have your family and your friends to help you carry it.

blessed carry family friends

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In the name of Christ, amen.

amen christ name

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You think you can surprise me? I literally taught you this one.

surprise taught

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Hello, Grace.

grace

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You promised I'd never see you again.

promised

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I promised not to come to your house again.

house promised

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A subtle but important distinction.

distinction subtle

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I assume you sent the Edible Arrangement.

arrangement assume edible sent

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Deluxe Bereavement Bouquet with white chocolate-dipped pineapple doves.

chocolate deluxe dipped doves pineapple white

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Raynor would've loved that.

loved raynor wouldve

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Oi, where you going?

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There are about two dozen federal officers in the church next door.

church door dozen federal officers

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I'm gonna turn you in for the murder of Madelyn Stillwell.

madelyn madelyn-stillwell murder stillwell

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Oh, come off it, Grace. You really think I done that?

grace

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You really want me to answer that?

answer

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I know who killed Raynor.

killed raynor

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Who?

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Okay, well, I don't specifically, technically have the answer to that,

answer specifically technically

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but I know how to get it.

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We think Vought killed her for getting too close to something.

close killed vought

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Getting too close to what?

close

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Something to do with a Supe terrorist smuggled into Jersey

jersey smuggled supe supe-terrorist terrorist

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a couple of nights ago. And that is where we start.

couple nights start

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Honestly, it's like asking a cockroach to not be a cockroach.

asking

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It's just your nature.

nature

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I know what she meant to you, all right?

meant

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We find this terrorist, and we're one step closer to finding out who offed her.

closer finding step terrorist

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I'm not getting back in. And if I were, which I'm not,

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it sure as shit wouldn't be for you.

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I ain't asking you all the way back in. Just dip in a little toe, yeah?

aint asking

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Maybe two. Not for me, for Raynor.

raynor

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You never gave a shit about Susan. You're only here because you're desperate,

desperate susan

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fucked, and you want something.

fucked

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All right, fuck it. Grace, Grace! Grace, wait, wait, wait. Wait.

fuck grace

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I'll level with you, okay?

level

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Just hear me out.

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♪ I just want you to know who I am... ♪

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♪ I just want... ♪

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Hey.

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♪ ...know who I am ♪

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♪ I just want you to know who I am ♪

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Hey.

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♪ I just want you to... ♪

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Eagle?

eagle

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Hey!

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In here. Open up.

open

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Bro, we gotta talk.

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No, you gotta look at us.

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Look at us!

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Okay.

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Remember Melissa Dabrowski?

melissa remember

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The kindergarten teacher you fingerbanged backstage at the VH1 Educator Awards?

awards backstage educator kindergarten teacher

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So what?

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You were supposed to present her with Teacher of the Year,

present supposed teacher

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but you bailed while she was pulling her panties back on.

bailed panties pulling

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Yeah, because she laughed at me.

laughed

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Bullshit. She just put her hands on your chest.

bullshit chest hands

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You never even unzipped your suit.

suit unzipped

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She would've laughed.

laughed wouldve

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Because that's what you do. You imagine women will laugh at us,

imagine laugh women

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so you humiliate them first.

humiliate

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No, that's not true.

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You can't accept your own body, so you violate theirs.

accept body violate

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Sh...

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Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

fuck

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Hey, hey. Hey.

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- Let me out! - You can't swim from us forever.

forever swim

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You shut the fuck up, you ugly pieces of shit.

fuck pieces ugly

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I have nothing else to say to you.

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We won't let you shut us up anymore, Kevin.

anymore kevin

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Hey, hey. Hey. Let me out, man. Just let me out! Eagle!

eagle

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Let me out, man!

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Ride it, brother.

brother ride

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What are you doing here?

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Apparently, your work...

apparently

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still has Maggie Shaw as your emergency contact.

contact emergency emergency-contact

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Ah, shit. Sorry.

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That's okay.

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Where else would I score this sweet jelly?

jelly score sweet

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I thought it was bad unagi.

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Turns out my appendix was about to burst.

appendix burst turns

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Well, there are easier ways to get my attention.

attention easier ways

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I kept thinking you'd call.

thinking

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Yeah. Me too.

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You want me to call your mom?

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Definitely not.

↓

Someone else, like a girlfriend or...?

girlfriend

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Seriously? Thanks for coming, but I'm sure you have more important places to be.

coming places thanks

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Hey. You could die from something like this.

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But I didn't. So I guess you don't need to save me.

save

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Yeah, well, I still wanna see the doctor.

doctor

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Maeve, I'm fine. I promise.

maeve promise

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You know, watching Botched doesn't make you a fucking medical expert.

botched expert fucking medical watching

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I'll wait a while. Let's just see, okay?

↓

Can we get this middle chair out of here, please? Somebody? Thank you.

chair middle somebody

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Can we get the two on the side just smushed together?

side

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We lost one of them.

lost

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Okay, resetting, one background.

background

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- People, quiet on the set. - Rolling.

quiet rolling

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Stormfront, congrats on The Seven. Are you as excited to be here as I am?

congrats excited seven stormfront

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I don't know. I don't think so.

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Can you tell us a little about how girls get it done?

girls

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- ...girls get it done? - ...girls get it done?

girls

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- ...girls get it done? - Let's dish boys.

boys dish girls

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- Starlight, single or spoken for? - Uh, single, single. Single.

single spoken starlight

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Uh, single. Definitely single.

single

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Tell us how fun it is to have all this girl power.

fun girl girl-power power

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Can you repeat that but say,

repeat

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"Strong is the new pretty" right at the end?

strong

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Do girls make better heroes?

girls heroes

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Do girls make better heroes than boys?

boys girls heroes

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Do girls make better heroes?

girls heroes

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Look, uh, no offence.

offence

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I get you have your talking points,

points

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but why does it matter whether heroes have a dick or a vag?

dick heroes matter whether

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I mean, shouldn't we all just, you know, be competent at our jobs?

competent jobs

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I don't think girls do anything better. Chicks and dicks are in it together.

chicks dicks girls

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Oh, that's me.

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Sorry, Ashy.

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Vought won't let me have pockets in this thing.

pockets vought

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You can see every crease in my ass. You can see up Starlight's uterus.

starlights uterus

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You wanna talk about girl power? Let's talk about getting some pockets.

girl girl-power pockets power

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Starlight, your teammate A-Train has been out of the public eye.

public starlight teammate train

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Mm-hm.

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Vought recently revealed that he was on a top-secret mission in Kandahar.

mission recently revealed secret vought

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- Are you worried about him? - Yeah, of course.

course worried

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I pray for him every night.

night pray

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America really is lucky to have such a brave hero fighting for them.

america brave fighting hero lucky

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What if I told you he's right behind you?

behind

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Hey! Here comes the A-Train! What's up?

comes train

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- Wow. - All right. Yeah.

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- Wow, welcome back. - Thanks.

thanks welcome

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Thank you. Mm.

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Stormfront, you know, it is such an honour to meet you.

honour meet stormfront

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- I'm a huge fan. Don't get up. - Feeling's mutual.

feelings huge mutual

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No, yeah. I'm just gonna relax for a second.

relax second

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Let me get a chair or something.

chair

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This is crazy.

crazy

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♪ Got a little mama in my ride ♪

mama ride

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♪ They want shooter They want pride ♪

pride shooter

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♪ They want smoke I'm on fire ♪

fire smoke

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♪ See the truth Tell no lies... ♪

lies truth

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Hey. How are you feeling?

feeling

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- Fan-fucking-tastic. - That's great.

fucking tastic

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We were really worried about you.

worried

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- Do you play? - Nope.

nope

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This is Prince's guitar from "Purple Rain."

guitar princes purple rain

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When I woke up, I was just like, fuck it.

fuck woke

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I want that shit.

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Shit, like, what I went through...

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really gives you some perspective.

gives perspective

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- You know? - Totally.

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They told me you came by my room every day to pray for me.

pray room

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- Thank you. - Mm. You're so welcome.

welcome

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Yeah, I think that prayer really does help.

prayer

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- Anyway... - Mm-hm.

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You should know that everyone thinks it was a really good idea

idea thinks

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that you called me in for backup that night.

backup called night

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I mean, what would've happened if I hadn't been there to give you CPR?

happened wouldve wouldve-happened

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Hmm.

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- That's good to know. - Mm.

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How does everyone feel about you helping your traitor fucking boyfriend escape?

boyfriend escape fucking helping traitor

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Or maybe you didn't mention that part.

mention part

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So...

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Who did you mention that part to?

mention part

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♪ You're having a hard time And lately you don't feel so good ♪

hard having lately

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♪ Getting a bad reputation In your neighbourhood ♪

neighbourhood reputation

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Just had a meeting with the colonel.

colonel meeting

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Colonel Mallory?

colonel mallory

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You saw her?

↓

That's right, Frenchie. She's gonna help us.

frenchie

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We get her the Supe terrorist,

supe supe-terrorist terrorist

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and she's gonna get the CIA to scrub our records clean.

clean records scrub

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Get the old bill off our asses, and get you back to your girls.

asses bill girls

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How do we know you're telling the truth?

telling truth

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734 Central Ave, Newark.

central

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- What does that mean? - That's the address she gave me.

address

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Linked to the bank account that smuggled that Supe cunt stateside.

account bank bank-account cunt smuggled supe

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And I'll bet you he's there.

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Oh, my Lord. Ain't you twats lucky that I showed up, eh?

aint lord lucky showed twats

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Ahh.

↓

Melissa Dabrowski was more than just another fingerbang, you know?

another melissa

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No, no, no. It's not fucking happening. It's not fucking real.

fucking real

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The way she looked at you. She was sweet, smart.

looked smart sweet

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Girl like that, you could've been happy.

couldve girl happy

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You deserve to be loved.

deserve loved

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Don't fuck with me.

fuck

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You deserve to be loved, Kevin. But that starts with you.

deserve kevin loved starts

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Don't fuck with me.

fuck

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Take a look. A real look.

real

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Go on.

↓

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

↓

I'm the ugly one.

ugly

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- No. - Yes.

↓

On the inside.

↓

You just don't see what I see.

↓

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

↓

No.

↓

♪ To me ♪

↓

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

↓

♪ To me ♪

↓

I'm not.

↓

♪ You're everything I hoped for ♪

hoped

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♪ You're everything I need ♪

↓

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

↓

♪ To me ♪

↓

♪ Can't... ♪

↓

♪ Can't you see? ♪

↓

You're everything I hoped for

hoped

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- ♪ You're everything I need ♪ - ♪ Everything I need ♪

↓

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

↓

♪ To me ♪

↓

♪ Yeah ♪

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So in short, do not waste your hard-earned cash

cash earned hard short waste

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on this shitty, big-titted hunk of plastic

hunk plastic shitty

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that'll end up in a manatee's belly when your kid chucks it in the garbage.

belly garbage manatees thatll

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Hey, um...

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I just gotta say...

↓

I really like everything that you've been saying about Vought.

vought

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Yeah, okay, cool.

cool

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No, I mean, I agree with you.

agree

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- You wearing a wire or something? - What? What does that have to...?

wearing wire

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Look, I mean this in the nicest possible way,

nicest possible

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but I don't need some fucking Vought-spy Barbie sniffing around

barbie fucking sniffing vought

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to see whether I'm a team player.

player team whether

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What? That is not at all what I am.

↓

I used to be a fan. But look at you.

used

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You're like the Voughtiest Vought in all Vought.

vought

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I think, uh, Cyclops Dude's trying to get your attention.

attention dudes

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What happened to your eye?

happened

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Oh, Vought is testing a new volumising dry shampoo for eye irritation.

shampoo testing vought

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As if you give a fuck.

fuck

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Here. I brought you a sample.

brought sample

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Are you kidding me? I can't take this right now.

kidding

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I can't get away from this press junket.

press

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- I literally have no pockets. - You wanted the V, here it is.

pockets wanted

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If you threaten me again, I'll make sure everyone knows you took it.

knows threaten

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- You tight with Gecko? - Hey.

gecko tight

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Yeah, uh, from Capes for Christ, back in the day.

capes christ

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- Yeah. - Yeah.

↓

- What'd you just put in your boot? - What? Nothing.

boot whatd

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'Cause it looked like you just put something in your boot.

boot looked

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Why don't you tell me what's in my boot?

boot

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Stormfront and Starlight, signing autographs...

signing starlight stormfront

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Maybe you shouldn't be hitting the Cristal with your buddies quite so soon.

buddies hitting

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Come on.

↓

Let's finish dick-tickling these half-wits so we can finally do our real job.

dick finally finish half real tickling wits

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Shall we?

↓

All right, kiddo. Here we are.

kiddo

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- Have a great lesson. - Yep.

lesson

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Okay. I'll be back in an hour. I'm gonna have coffee with Miss Bird.

bird coffee hour miss

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Yep. Um...

↓

Thanks. Bye.

thanks

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Hi, Ryan. How are you?

ryan

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Open the door.

door open

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- Open the fucking door! - Please get back inside the car.

door fucking open

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I want to talk to Dr Park.

park

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Go back inside the car.

↓

Goddamn it! Dr Park, now!

goddamn goddamn-it park

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- Hey, Becca. - What the fuck is going on?

becca fuck

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I understand this is upsetting.

upsetting

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I was told I would never have to see him ever again,

↓

that he would never know about Ryan or me.

ryan

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That was the deal.

deal

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Homelander is quite upset that this information was concealed from him.

homelander information upset

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Corporate has made a decision not to antagonise him further.

corporate decision further

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You need to make him leave.

↓

Because if you don't, I'm gonna take Ryan and I'm gonna run,

ryan

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and you'll never fucking find us ever again.

fucking

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I think we both know that that's not possible.

possible

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You have to protect us.

protect

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You have... You have to move us, please.

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

Now that he knows, there's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube.

knows putting toothpaste tube

↓

You should probably be getting back. Piano lessons are almost done.

lessons piano

↓

Just keep him calm.

calm

↓

Our best guess, he'll get bored and move on.

best bored

↓

You... You don't know that.

↓

You don't.

↓

Do I get to keep this?

↓

Maybe. What will you trade me for it?

trade

↓

I will let you take me out to dinner.

dinner

↓

Right.

↓

I forgot. We'll need to order in. Keep it low-pro.

forgot order

↓

Maeve, what are you doing here if nothing has changed?

changed maeve

↓

Oh, Christ.

christ

↓

The last thing that woman needs is another nose job.

another needs nose woman

↓

Okay, we've done this dance, thanks.

dance thanks

↓

- Elena. - It's time to go.

elena

↓

Homelander and I went to this Oscar party for 12 Years a Slave.

homelander oscar party slave years

↓

There was this producer.

producer

↓

He swapped place cards so he could sit next to me.

cards place swapped

↓

And he chatted me up all night.

night

↓

Two days later, there's a fire in his office.

days fire office

↓

They found his head in one room...

found head room

↓

and his torso in another.

another torso

↓

What are you saying?

↓

I don't want him to do that to you.

↓

Who?

↓

Homelander?

homelander

↓

You think Homelander did that?

homelander

↓

The things that I've watched him do...

watched

↓

the things that he made me do...

↓

If he ever finds out about you...

finds

↓

Why are you telling me this now?

telling

↓

I don't want you to hate me anymore.

anymore hate

↓

Cool. Thank you.

cool

↓

You're welcome.

welcome

↓

It's crazy you don't have one already, actually.

crazy

↓

I don't really have anyone to call, though.

↓

Well, you can call me.

↓

You know, Ryan, um, when I was your age, I didn't have many friends, either.

friends ryan

↓

Mom says being lonely makes you know yourself better.

lonely makes

↓

Well, that's not wrong, I suppose.

suppose

↓

Can I tell you a secret? Man-to-man? You know?

secret

↓

My dad and I, we never played catch in the yard with a World Series ball.

ball catch played series world world-series yard

↓

Truth is...

truth

↓

I never had a dad.

↓

Or a mom.

↓

Wait, you didn't?

↓

See, sometimes it's hard, Ryan,

hard ryan sometimes

↓

being superior to every single other person on the planet.

person planet single superior

↓

It's isolating.

↓

And gods should not have to feel that kind of...

gods

↓

you know, pain.

pain

↓

Because that is what we are, Ryan.

ryan

↓

You and me...

↓

we're gods.

gods

↓

Son, we can do anything we want,

↓

and no one can stop us.

↓

Now, that...

↓

That's a good feeling.

feeling

↓

A really good feeling.

feeling

↓

And now

↓

you and me can share it together.

share

↓

I...

↓

I should probably go to bed now, you know?

↓

Sure.

↓

I love you, son.

love

↓

Now you say it back.

↓

Um, I love you too.

love

↓

This is nice.

↓

- Your turn, Mom. - You need to leave.

↓

Excuse me?

excuse

↓

You need to get the fuck out of my house.

fuck house

↓

What happens one day

happens

↓

when Ryan asks to go to a baseball game,

asks baseball game ryan

↓

swim in the ocean, or eat at a Burger King?

burger king ocean swim

↓

How is he gonna feel when he finds out that you've lied to him his whole life?

finds lied life whole whole-life

↓

Think he's gonna be happy that you kept him in this pretty prison?

happy prison

↓

Or... do you think he'll fucking despise you?

despise fucking

↓

Hmm?

↓

Let's go ask him.

↓

Don't.

↓

You were right.

↓

I'm not gonna get bored and move on.

bored

↓

I'm not going anywhere.

↓

So feel free to tell Dr Park to go fuck himself.

free fuck park

↓

How about some Jiffy Pop?

jiffy

↓

Halothane shot.

halothane shot

↓

I only got two of these, so...

↓

Well, we better make it count.

count

↓

What if it doesn't work on the terrorist inside?

terrorist

↓

Then we're right and well fucked.

fucked

↓

Are you okay?

↓

Shining Light Liberation Army.

army light shining shining-light

↓

The ones who kidnapped you?

kidnapped ones

↓

You know this man?

↓

What is going on?

↓

Kimiko?

kimiko

↓

Mouse.

mouse

↓

I never thought I'd see you again.

↓

Boy and girl.

girl

↓

Her brother.

brother

↓

That's what she was trying to tell me.

↓

Butcher, wait, wait, wait. It's her brother.

brother butcher

↓

Kimiko!

kimiko

↓

Wait!

↓

Hey.

↓

You don't know me.

↓

I'm not a sellout.

↓

Oh, okay. Cool. Congratulations.

congratulations cool

↓

Oh, come on. Why do you care what I think?

care

↓

Maybe I want to say everything that you're saying about Vought.

vought

↓

Maybe I think Vought's...

voughts

↓

What? What's Vought?

vought

↓

Oh, my God. Everyone is so fucking stage-managed.

fucking managed stage

↓

Life isn't actually a PR strategy. You can say what you think.

life strategy

↓

What if it's not safe?

safe

↓

You are literally bulletproof. What the fuck is gonna happen?

bulletproof fuck happen

↓

Okay.

↓

Who's the greatest superhero of all time?

greatest superhero

↓

Hmm. Homelander?

homelander

↓

No. Pippi Longstocking.

pippi

↓

Pippi Longstocking, she's a 9-year-old girl,

girl pippi

↓

lived in a house all by herself?

house lived

↓

Pet monkey? Could lift a horse with one hand?

hand horse lift monkey

↓

You haven't read Pippi Longstocking?

pippi read

↓

I guess not.

↓

Hmm.

↓

Okay, well, I used to dress as her every Halloween,

dress halloween used

↓

and all the girls dressed like Disney sluts would make fun of me.

disney dressed fun girls sluts

↓

And you know what I thought? I thought, "Who fucking cares?"

cares fucking

↓

Pippi didn't care. She never cared about being polite or cute.

care cared cute pippi polite

↓

Look.

↓

Fuck this world for confusing nice with good.

confusing fuck world

↓

Be a bitch if you want. Be whatever. Just drop the mask once in a while.

bitch drop mask

↓

Feels good.

feels

↓

You can finally breathe.

breathe finally

↓

Oh, and if someone sticks a dick in your mouth, bite it off.

bite dick mouth sticks

↓

Pippi Longstocking would bite a D.

bite pippi

↓

That's for damn sure.

↓

Butcher!

butcher

↓

Hold on, mon ami.

↓

- Give me your hand. - Okay.

hand

↓

No. No, Butcher! No. Easy, easy, Butcher.

butcher easy easy-easy

↓

The CIA would have locked him up in a black box forever.

black forever locked

↓

- She'd never have seen her brother again. - Easy!

brother easy seen shed

↓

Both of you, please. Not now.

↓

Right.

↓

You...

↓

fuck off.

fuck

↓

The rest, you're with me.

rest

↓

Well, come on. Don't piss about. We ain't got all night.

aint night piss

↓

The fuck you waiting for?

fuck waiting

↓

Are you telling me

telling

↓

that her family is worth more to you than you seeing your own?

family seeing worth

↓

No.

↓

I'm not.

↓

But Kimiko is one of us.

kimiko

↓

I'll find another way.

another

↓

I suppose you agree, don't you?

agree suppose

↓

Since your tongue is halfway up her ass.

halfway tongue

↓

Jesus.

jesus

↓

It's like Hughie's infected you both with a raging case of vagina!

case hughies infected raging vagina

↓

Becca's alive.

alive beccas

↓

What?

↓

She's alive. Vought's holding her captive somewhere.

alive captive holding voughts

↓

Butcher, if you...

butcher

↓

No, I'm not stark raving, all right? I fucking saw her.

fucking raving stark

↓

She had a little boy with her.

↓

The spitting image of Homelander.

homelander image spitting

↓

I thought he just wanted to humiliate me,

humiliate wanted

↓

show me what he'd done to my girl

girl

↓

before he gave me the good news.

news

↓

Then I woke up three hours later in a Tony fucking Cicero's.

fucking hours three three-hours tony woke

↓

God knows why.

knows

↓

I gotta find her,

↓

and I gotta get her the fuck out of there.

fuck

↓

And I need your help to do it.

↓

Are you fucking with us?

fucking

↓

I find the terrorist for Mallory,

mallory terrorist

↓

she finds Becca for me.

becca finds

↓

That's the deal I made.

deal

↓

I know what I done to you. All right?

↓

And by rights, you should tell me to fuck off.

fuck rights

↓

But still...

↓

I'm asking.

asking

↓

When you...

↓

When you disappeared that night...

disappeared night

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

We were supposed to watch out for each other and then you were gone.

gone supposed watch

↓

Shining Light sent me here.

light sent shining shining-light

↓

Put the needle in my spine and filled me full of the blue poison.

blue filled full needle poison spine

↓

I should have found you.

found

↓

No. I'm the big sister. I should have come back for you, but...

sister

↓

...they made me into...

↓

...a monster.

monster

↓

If that's true, we're both monsters now.

monsters

↓

Did it hurt?

hurt

↓

I wanted to die.

wanted

↓

Me too.

↓

They had one dose left

dose left

↓

and they knew it worked on you

worked

↓

so they figured it would work on me.

figured

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

It's not your fault.

fault

↓

It's not your fault.

fault

↓

Who, uh...? Who we sexting?

↓

What...? What are you doing in here? Get out.

↓

I'd... Okay.

↓

Look, you got me. I'm having a heavy flow day. It's...

flow having heavy

↓

- What are you doing with this? - This is not how it looks.

↓

Okay? It's just a misunderstanding.

misunderstanding

↓

Homelander should have charred your ass

charred homelander

↓

as soon as he found out that you were fucking Hughie.

found fucking hughie

↓

Hughie saved your life. We both did.

hughie life saved

↓

Your mistake.

mistake

↓

Okay, if you just give me a minute, I can explain.

explain minute

↓

You know, I just want you to think about me

↓

when you're getting the skin

skin

↓

peeled off your face, bitch.

bitch face peeled

↓

You're not gonna tell anyone anything.

↓

Who says that I haven't already?

↓

'Cause then I'd already be dead.

dead

↓

You're not gonna do shit.

↓

Why is that?

↓

'Cause you killed your fucking girlfriend.

fucking girlfriend killed

↓

That's what you told Hughie, right? That you killed Popclaw?

hughie killed popclaw

↓

You can't prove anything.

prove

↓

Did she suffer?

suffer

↓

Did you look into her big, sad eyes while you did it?

eyes

↓

Fuck you.

fuck

↓

Yeah, see, I looked at the Vought forensics report,

looked report vought

↓

and...

↓

Wow.

↓

All those needles jammed into her arm at the same time?

jammed needles

↓

I mean, one of them actually shattered the bone.

bone shattered

↓

Did you know that? Would someone really do that to themselves?

↓

I mean, doesn't look like an accident to me.

accident

↓

I mean, Vought's happy to bury it,

bury happy voughts

↓

but, you know, say, if...

↓

Sports Illustrated found out...

found sports

↓

If you do that...

↓

I'm gonna take you down right with me.

↓

And then we'll both be dead.

dead

↓

Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

↓

Fucking try it.

fucking

↓

I don't give a shit.

↓

These people you were with...

↓

They keep me safe. They'll keep you safe too.

safe

↓

Or we can go home. Back to the village.

home village

↓

There is no village anymore.

anymore village

↓

What?

↓

They came for us.

↓

Who?

↓

The Americans.

americans

↓

This hero came shrieking out of the sky like a demon.

demon hero shrieking

↓

Destroyed the camp. And all the villages around it too.

camp destroyed

↓

There were bodies everywhere.

bodies

↓

Everyone's gone.

everyones gone

↓

Then we'll go somewhere else. Back to Japan.

japan

↓

Maybe grandma and grandpa are still alive.

alive grandma grandpa

↓

You don't care?

care

↓

That the Superhero split an old woman in half?

half split superhero woman

↓

That the entire school caved in with the kids inside?

entire kids school

↓

That babies burned alive in their cribs when the propane tanks exploded?

alive babies burned exploded propane tanks

↓

I never wanted this. But they were right all along.

along wanted

↓

Shining Light is full of shit!

full light shining shining-light

↓

Shining Light fights injustice.

fights injustice light shining shining-light

↓

They stand up for people without a voice.

stand voice

↓

They murdered our parents!

murdered parents

↓

This country is an enemy to the whole world now.

country enemy whole whole-world world

↓

We need to fight back. Fight with me!

fight

↓

You're the boy who nursed every mouse who lost its mother.

lost mother mouse

↓

That was a long time ago.

↓

You're still my brother.

brother

↓

Then... you know I have to do this.

↓

Are you all right? Mon coeur!

coeur

↓

Well, cheers, love.

cheers love

↓

At least someone's got some sense around here.

least sense someones

↓

You come between me and my missus again,

missus

↓

I'll fucking kill you.

fucking fucking-kill kill

↓

Hey, kid. You coming?

coming

↓

♪ I can't seem to face up to the facts ♪

face facts

↓

♪ I'm tense and nervous And I can't relax ♪

nervous relax tense

↓

♪ I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire ♪

beds fire sleep

↓

♪ Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire ♪

live live-wire real touch wire

↓

♪ Psycho killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better ♪

↓

♪ Run, run, run, run Run, run, run away ♪

↓

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

↓

♪ Psycho killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better ♪

↓

♪ Run, run, run, run Run, run, run away ♪

↓

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

↓

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

↓

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

↓

♪ You start a conversation You can't even finish ♪

conversation finish start

↓

♪ You're talking a lot But you're not saying anything ♪

↓

♪ When I have nothing to say My lips are sealed ♪

lips sealed

↓

♪ Say something once, why say it again? ♪

↓

♪ Psycho killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better ♪

↓

♪ Run, run, run, run Run, run, run away ♪

↓

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

↓

♪ Psycho killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better ♪

↓

♪ Run, run, run, run Run, run, run away ♪

↓

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

↓

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh ♪

↓

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪