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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I was like, "That's my shit, fuck you." [crowd laughs]
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Then I ended up going home with a lady who had a most unfortunate face.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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My friends were like, "Hey, calm down." I go, "You fucking calm down."

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I was like, "That's my shit, fuck you." [crowd laughs]
My friends were like, "Hey, calm down." I go, "You fucking calm down."
Then I ended up going home with a lady who had a most unfortunate face.