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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I didn't even ask what they were. I was just like… "What was that, vitamin C?"
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"And now you're gonna relax, you big baby." And like a minute later, I go, "Mm-hmm."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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She goes, "Xanax. You just ate three Xanax."

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I didn't even ask what they were. I was just like… "What was that, vitamin C?"
She goes, "Xanax. You just ate three Xanax."
"And now you're gonna relax, you big baby." And like a minute later, I go, "Mm-hmm."