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S3E1 — The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby

Bro, you gotta stop talkin' about that, dude.

I'm also sorry that I didn't get the blood test. But I know.

Dude, how can you be a hundred percent positive, dude?

(sighs) Your mother and I were gonna keep this a secret, but...

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 3, Episode 1
The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby
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I'm a hundred percent positive that I am not your dad.

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Bro, you gotta stop talkin' about that, dude.

I'm also sorry that I didn't get the blood test. But I know.

I'm a hundred percent positive that I am not your dad.

Dude, how can you be a hundred percent positive, dude?

(sighs) Your mother and I were gonna keep this a secret, but...