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S5E1 — The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

We could tie the kids up in their rooms so they wouldn't hear any of it.

Dennis, in that scenario, we'd have to kill the kids 'cause they would've seen our faces.

Guys, there are any number of twisted scenarios that could play out here.

But I think the easiest thing, really, is to just go get the deed.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 5, Episode 1
The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis
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Right. We could smear the walls with their blood.

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We could tie the kids up in their rooms so they wouldn't hear any of it.

Dennis, in that scenario, we'd have to kill the kids 'cause they would've seen our faces.

Right. We could smear the walls with their blood.

Guys, there are any number of twisted scenarios that could play out here.

But I think the easiest thing, really, is to just go get the deed.