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S1E4 — Charlie Has Cancer

The plan is that you're gonna distract Charlie, okay?

I'm gonna march up to that waitress, tell her that he has cancer.

- Then she's gonna sleep with him. - That's not gonna work.

- You can't just do that. - Well, what do you wanna do?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 1, Episode 4
Charlie Has Cancer
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All right? She's gonna feel sorry for him.

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The plan is that you're gonna distract Charlie, okay?

I'm gonna march up to that waitress, tell her that he has cancer.

All right? She's gonna feel sorry for him.

- Then she's gonna sleep with him. - That's not gonna work.

- You can't just do that. - Well, what do you wanna do?