Home » It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia » S01E04 — Charlie Has Cancer

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

S1E4 — Charlie Has Cancer

I'm gonna march up to that waitress, tell her that he has cancer.

All right? She's gonna feel sorry for him.

- You can't just do that. - Well, what do you wanna do?

- Hey, Dennis. - Charlie has cancer.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 1, Episode 4
Charlie Has Cancer
Image #258

- Then she's gonna sleep with him. - That's not gonna work.

Back to Episode ⇓ Download

I'm gonna march up to that waitress, tell her that he has cancer.

All right? She's gonna feel sorry for him.

- Then she's gonna sleep with him. - That's not gonna work.

- You can't just do that. - Well, what do you wanna do?

- Hey, Dennis. - Charlie has cancer.