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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "I blew four guys, but I had poison ivy,

so it doesn't count either."

[cheers and applause]

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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[crowd laughs]

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I go, "I blew four guys, but I had poison ivy,

so it doesn't count either."

[cheers and applause]