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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

[crowd laughs] "…and they're fucking girls."
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"Anybody else do coke?" "Yeah, Martin Scorsese." You're like, "Yeah, that fucking worked out."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"Is that what you want to do?" And you'd be like, "Boo!"

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[crowd laughs] "…and they're fucking girls."
"Is that what you want to do?" And you'd be like, "Boo!"
"Anybody else do coke?" "Yeah, Martin Scorsese." You're like, "Yeah, that fucking worked out."