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S3E1 — The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby

While I think lighting a couple of candles and singin' a few sweet jams

sounds like a really good time, it's not gonna stop a bulldozer.

So I'm thinkin', I would chain myself to that tree.

That way, if they wanna kill that tree, they gotta kill me first.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 3, Episode 1
The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby
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Somebody needs to step up and be a hero here.

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While I think lighting a couple of candles and singin' a few sweet jams

sounds like a really good time, it's not gonna stop a bulldozer.

Somebody needs to step up and be a hero here.

So I'm thinkin', I would chain myself to that tree.

That way, if they wanna kill that tree, they gotta kill me first.