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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

[crowd laughs] I go, "Yeah, your logic is sound, but…
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someone's gonna call the cops, so just follow my lead." See, if you're at this show, you speak the world's language.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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if you keep saying, 'I'm making shit in the toilet,'

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[crowd laughs] I go, "Yeah, your logic is sound, but…
if you keep saying, 'I'm making shit in the toilet,'
someone's gonna call the cops, so just follow my lead." See, if you're at this show, you speak the world's language.