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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

Then we all go, "Oh yeah. Don't try to touch her. I got it." This goes… [whooshes]
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and we all go, "She's off-limits." So… Whoever it was, rest in peace.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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The vagina closes, the hair goes,

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Then we all go, "Oh yeah. Don't try to touch her. I got it." This goes… [whooshes]
The vagina closes, the hair goes,
and we all go, "She's off-limits." So… Whoever it was, rest in peace.