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S14E6 — The Janitor Always Mops Twice

Well, like most stories, it started with a white lie

and ended with the dark truth.

I needed a pretty girl with soft lips and a nursing degree.

What I had was a mop, a bucket, and a bellyful of regret.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 14, Episode 6
The Janitor Always Mops Twice
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I needed a hospital, I needed a day off,

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Well, like most stories, it started with a white lie

and ended with the dark truth.

I needed a hospital, I needed a day off,

I needed a pretty girl with soft lips and a nursing degree.

What I had was a mop, a bucket, and a bellyful of regret.