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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

We were in New York. We were waiting for the subway, just standing there.

And at one point I was like, "Oh, I could fucking…

…shove you off of that platform right now."

And she looks, she goes, "I would die."

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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We were in New York. We were waiting for the subway, just standing there.

And at one point I was like, "Oh, I could fucking…

…shove you off of that platform right now."

And she looks, she goes, "I would die."