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S5E10 — The D E N N I S System

Or you can slash her tires. Either way, make her depend on you for rides.
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which is to create a fictional, angry neighbor who is threatening her... and tell her you'll take care of him.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 5, Episode 10
The D E N N I S System
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Or you can use my personal go-to,

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Or you can slash her tires. Either way, make her depend on you for rides.
Or you can use my personal go-to,
which is to create a fictional, angry neighbor who is threatening her... and tell her you'll take care of him.