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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "Hey, man, she said you guys never hooked up."

And he goes, "Oh yeah, that's true."

I go, "I should have known from the buttered-blanket pussy line."

-[crowd laughs] -I go, "Why would you tell me that?"

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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[crowd laughs]

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I go, "Hey, man, she said you guys never hooked up."

And he goes, "Oh yeah, that's true."

I go, "I should have known from the buttered-blanket pussy line."

-[crowd laughs] -I go, "Why would you tell me that?"