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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

"Your body would be exposed. There'd be detectives everywhere."

"It would fuck up my day. I'm not doing it."

"Over there, the tide would take you out."

"And then I would have an awesome week in Hawaii."

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I go, "But if you look down there, I don't see any rocks."

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"Your body would be exposed. There'd be detectives everywhere."

"It would fuck up my day. I'm not doing it."

I go, "But if you look down there, I don't see any rocks."

"Over there, the tide would take you out."

"And then I would have an awesome week in Hawaii."