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S5E1 — The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Dee, relax. Okay? We're gonna start a bidding war, drive up the price of your womb. Why would I want you to drive up the price of my womb?
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We're buying every house in the neighborhood. Yeah, check it out. We get the house, you get a higher price for that kid you're crapping out. Everybody wins.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 5, Episode 1
The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis
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If we make this couple desperate enough for money, they'll sell their house to us.

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Dee, relax. Okay? We're gonna start a bidding war, drive up the price of your womb. Why would I want you to drive up the price of my womb?
If we make this couple desperate enough for money, they'll sell their house to us.
We're buying every house in the neighborhood. Yeah, check it out. We get the house, you get a higher price for that kid you're crapping out. Everybody wins.