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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

This goes… [whooshes]

The vagina closes, the hair goes,

Whoever it was, rest in peace.

-Um… -[crowd laughs]

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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and we all go, "She's off-limits." So…

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This goes… [whooshes]

The vagina closes, the hair goes,

and we all go, "She's off-limits." So…

Whoever it was, rest in peace.

-Um… -[crowd laughs]