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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "I can't hear you." I'm just gonna do it. How can I make fun of Johnny for not being able to handle millions?
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And let me tell you something, if you don't drink whiskey, if you start… If you tip back the bottle three or four times,
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I can't handle a free fucking bottle of booze.

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I go, "I can't hear you." I'm just gonna do it. How can I make fun of Johnny for not being able to handle millions?
I can't handle a free fucking bottle of booze.
And let me tell you something, if you don't drink whiskey, if you start… If you tip back the bottle three or four times,