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S5E1 — The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Absolutely, we could cave the husband's skull in here.

Yes, we could take the wife down to the basement, have a frenzied free-for-all with her.

Dennis, in that scenario, we'd have to kill the kids 'cause they would've seen our faces.

Right. We could smear the walls with their blood.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 5, Episode 1
The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis
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We could tie the kids up in their rooms so they wouldn't hear any of it.

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Absolutely, we could cave the husband's skull in here.

Yes, we could take the wife down to the basement, have a frenzied free-for-all with her.

We could tie the kids up in their rooms so they wouldn't hear any of it.

Dennis, in that scenario, we'd have to kill the kids 'cause they would've seen our faces.

Right. We could smear the walls with their blood.