Home » Tom Segura: Teacher (2025) » S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

We were in the house one day, and she just lobs this at me. She goes, "How easily do you think you could kill me with your bare hands?"
c0499705-9f8b-40ef-b3b8-00c89e2efb64.gif
[crowd laughs] She goes, "Really?" I go, "It wouldn't even be a little bit hard."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Image #1249

I go, "Uh, very."

Back to Episode ⇓ Download

We were in the house one day, and she just lobs this at me. She goes, "How easily do you think you could kill me with your bare hands?"
I go, "Uh, very."
[crowd laughs] She goes, "Really?" I go, "It wouldn't even be a little bit hard."