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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

It's the truth. It's stupid, and it's simple, and it's true. Every woman in here, at some point, you'll meet a guy like, "I like it all."
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You know, "Cut my nipples open." [crowd laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"Step on my nuts," and, um…

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It's the truth. It's stupid, and it's simple, and it's true. Every woman in here, at some point, you'll meet a guy like, "I like it all."
"Step on my nuts," and, um…
You know, "Cut my nipples open." [crowd laughs]