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S4E4 — Mac's Banging the Waitress

I'm thinking if I get in the bed and I get real low and flat,

and maybe you're underneath me or on top of me, they won't see us.

and you'll see that there's someone in the bed.

Now the further and wider I go...

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 4, Episode 4
Mac's Banging the Waitress
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If I get all balled up and small, I get too high,

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I'm thinking if I get in the bed and I get real low and flat,

and maybe you're underneath me or on top of me, they won't see us.

If I get all balled up and small, I get too high,

and you'll see that there's someone in the bed.

Now the further and wider I go...