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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

That means, "Kill my daughter. She is worthless."

Because they prefer boys, you know what I mean? Like…

Now… I did that joke in Hong Kong, and it did not land.

-So… -[crowd laughs]

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Another girl, throw her against the tree.

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That means, "Kill my daughter. She is worthless."

Because they prefer boys, you know what I mean? Like…

Another girl, throw her against the tree.

Now… I did that joke in Hong Kong, and it did not land.

-So… -[crowd laughs]