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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

She goes, "Hell no." I go, "Okay." So I go back to my place. I go, "Hey, man, she said you guys never hooked up."
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[crowd laughs] I go, "I should have known from the buttered-blanket pussy line."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And he goes, "Oh yeah, that's true."

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She goes, "Hell no." I go, "Okay." So I go back to my place. I go, "Hey, man, she said you guys never hooked up."
And he goes, "Oh yeah, that's true."
[crowd laughs] I go, "I should have known from the buttered-blanket pussy line."