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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

She goes, "Xanax. You just ate three Xanax." "And now you're gonna relax, you big baby."
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[crowd laughs] "I am relaxed."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And like a minute later, I go, "Mm-hmm."

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She goes, "Xanax. You just ate three Xanax." "And now you're gonna relax, you big baby."
And like a minute later, I go, "Mm-hmm."
[crowd laughs] "I am relaxed."