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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

He's like, "Yeah, mmm! Felt so good." He goes, "It felt like a blanket that was lined with butter."
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[crowd laughs] And then I dated her for two months after that.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And I go, "What the fuck?"

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He's like, "Yeah, mmm! Felt so good." He goes, "It felt like a blanket that was lined with butter."
And I go, "What the fuck?"
[crowd laughs] And then I dated her for two months after that.