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Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)

S1E1 — Ace Ventura Pet Detective

It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that.

If he'd held the ball, laces out, like he's supposed to...

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Would you like a cookie, son?

Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
Season 1, Episode 1
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
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...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick.

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It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that.

If he'd held the ball, laces out, like he's supposed to...

...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick.

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Would you like a cookie, son?