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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

one of my 288 cousins comes to visit me, they always say the same sentence incorrectly,
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One of them… during their visit, one of them will come up to me and go… [in Peruvian accent] "Tommy. Um… I have to, uh… make a shit."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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and they have for over 30 years.

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one of my 288 cousins comes to visit me, they always say the same sentence incorrectly,
and they have for over 30 years.
One of them… during their visit, one of them will come up to me and go… [in Peruvian accent] "Tommy. Um… I have to, uh… make a shit."