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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

"We're here for the weekend." She goes, "I'm French."

"I'm traveling alone. I'm looking for heroin today."

And my friend goes, "She's yours."

And then he just… walked away.

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"We're here for the weekend." She goes, "I'm French."

"I'm traveling alone. I'm looking for heroin today."

And my friend goes, "She's yours."

And then he just… walked away.