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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

We checked into a hotel. We see this beautiful woman in the lobby.

We approach her together, but we're gentlemen.

"We're here for the weekend." She goes, "I'm French."

"I'm traveling alone. I'm looking for heroin today."

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I go, "Hey, we're American students. We're studying in Spain."

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We checked into a hotel. We see this beautiful woman in the lobby.

We approach her together, but we're gentlemen.

I go, "Hey, we're American students. We're studying in Spain."

"We're here for the weekend." She goes, "I'm French."

"I'm traveling alone. I'm looking for heroin today."