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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "I should have known from the buttered-blanket pussy line."

-[crowd laughs] -I go, "Why would you tell me that?"

Years later, I was dating another woman

and we were talking about sex, like the topic of sex.

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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He goes, "Who cares" and turned on the TV. That was our whole conversation about it.

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I go, "I should have known from the buttered-blanket pussy line."

-[crowd laughs] -I go, "Why would you tell me that?"

He goes, "Who cares" and turned on the TV. That was our whole conversation about it.

Years later, I was dating another woman

and we were talking about sex, like the topic of sex.