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S2E3 — Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare

We need money to pay our hookers, okay? So you can't have 'em.

- But we need money to buy crack. - Oh, I'm sorry.

(mock crying) I sweat uncontrollably!

I can't get somebody to have sex with me unless I pay for it!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 2, Episode 3
Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare
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Did you get addicted to crack? Did somebody get addicted to crack?

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We need money to pay our hookers, okay? So you can't have 'em.

- But we need money to buy crack. - Oh, I'm sorry.

Did you get addicted to crack? Did somebody get addicted to crack?

(mock crying) I sweat uncontrollably!

I can't get somebody to have sex with me unless I pay for it!