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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

And I was like, "I'll just drink it here at the bar."

-[crowd laughs] -Bartender's like, "You can't do that."

How can I make fun of Johnny for not being able to handle millions?

I can't handle a free fucking bottle of booze.

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I go, "I can't hear you." I'm just gonna do it.

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And I was like, "I'll just drink it here at the bar."

-[crowd laughs] -Bartender's like, "You can't do that."

I go, "I can't hear you." I'm just gonna do it.

How can I make fun of Johnny for not being able to handle millions?

I can't handle a free fucking bottle of booze.